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    Pas de Deux by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    22 Jul 2026

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    “Craig Tucker,” the man introduced himself, his voice professional and his expression impossible to read. “I’m your physical therapist.”

    Oh.

    Oh, shit.

    That was not what Tweek had been expecting.

    After all the hype Bebe had given him, he’d prepared himself for someone attractive enough. He’d pictured someone along the lines of a Matt Damon type—good-looking, sure, but in a normal, approachable way (no offense, Matt Damon). Maybe a little older, with a few graying hairs and an aura that came with years of experience.

    Not… this.

    Not someone who looked like they’d wandered off the set of a Calvin Klein campaign and accidentally ended up working in sports medicine.

     ———

    OR: Tweek's new PT is unreasonably attractive.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    08 Nov 2025

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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    09 Jun 2025