autopsiedsage
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by SerotoninShift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.
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20 Jun 2026
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Leaving a Mark by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.
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15 Jun 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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15 Jun 2026
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Useful, Meaningful, Rock by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 May 2026
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'Is very specific role! Special friend is someone Eridian trust very much, trust enough for sex,' He began to explain. I watched the vents on the top of his carapace puff as he sung his words. 'Eridian must court special friend, but courting different than with mate. Must give three gifts! First gift useful, second represent important thing about friend. Final gift is special rock, but not to put in Eridian, just to have. It is tradition, always give gifts in order.'
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AKA what if the aliens had cultural queerplatonic sexual roles.Series
- Part 1 of Anon PHM stuff <3
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11 Jun 2026
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Rocky and the Intricacies of Human Sexuality by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 May 2026
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The myriad yet simplistic sounds the human vocal box was capable of echoed on board their ship as Rocky watched in stunned silence.
No, Grace did not delve into the specifics on the intricacies of human reproduction. In hindsight, they should have guessed that all intelligent species probably had pornography. With intelligence comes the opportunity for perversion, and this is no different from Eridians.
Tldr: Rocky discovers human mating rituals and kinda wants his alien bestie
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- Part 1 of Pervert Rocky's beautiful life
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09 Jun 2026