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ParrotX2's unofficial guide on how to survive in a world filled with Vigilantes, Superheros and Supervillains by Miri553
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Strength SMP
23 May 2026
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ParrotX2’s life sucks, like really badly. Well, of course it would. He’s born quarter parrot which basically meant his wings were too small to fly while still having them affect ordinary life. His parents died very young, he has almost no friends and the people he was friends with either died or left him.
he lives off of instant noodles and he works at the most dangerous coffee shop around. Oh did he mention his powers suck ass?
But it’s fine, it’s totally fine, as long as his life plans don’t get thrown out of the window because of Villains, or hero’s, or Vigilantes. He’ll make it work.
Turns out, life kind of has a way of fucking him over.
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The Director stared at him, Parrot really didn’t expect his day to end with a notorious supervillain staring him dead in the eye.
“What parrot are you?” He asked
“What?”
“You know, like what type of parrot are you, a Military Cacaw, a Parakeet,”
“Ok first off bro, why would I be a parakeet, second off. Good question, I don’t know. Third, shut up.”
(I'M ONLY SHIPPING THE IN GAME CHARACTERS, NOT THE PEOPLE IRL)
(it's exam month apparently)
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02 Jun 2026
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哥伦比亚社畜求救指南
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25 Apr 2026
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哑谜dom，乌尔里希sub，原作世界观，针对工作管理效率而进行的调教与驯化。有二位在八年前暴雨来临之前便已经相熟的二设前提。
2025.07.21.已完结！注1：本文的D/S关系是【Dominance & Submission支配与服从】信任前提下的调教关系，并非衍生的类似基因分化匹配的AU世界观设定，阅读时注意区分。
注2：本文虽然有身体亲密接触，但不涉及具体的身体欲望，没有性行为因为没必要，也没有对乌尔里希安装额外的仿生组件、完全不会出现脸蛋或者皮肤；二位主角是完全的柏拉图关系(前几章还没有发展感情，后面发展了也只会柏拉图)。
注3：在D/S关系以外，整体实际上是无差倾向，因为我认为他俩的关系不可能是单方面的倾轧——他俩都会分别有冷漠克制以及癫狂的时候；乌尔里希也会有主动的时刻，哑谜也会有手忙脚乱甚至无法控制一切的时刻。Bookmarked by asmod93ffir
09 Apr 2026
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写于22.2，搬运存档
总而言之总而言之非常长且不知所云
（也是没想到至今二哥没名字）（虽然有剪影了）（但名字呢阿角）Bookmarked by asmod93ffir
06 Feb 2026
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Lando Norris, internationally famous rockstar, has three main priorities: drugs, avoiding eye contact, and pretending emotions don't exist.
To most, he's just flippant; a hot, young thing with messy habits. So what if he washes down breakfast with a shot of vodka? He's a rockstar, it practically comes with the territory of being too young and too famous.
But the reality of it is a lot more destructive.
Enter Oscar Piastri. Engineering student. Polite and boring to a fault. Really, he's nothing interesting.
Except, after one too many nights taken too far, Lando's manager hires Oscar as his chaperone.
Lando hates him immediately.
As the band's tour drags on, as the looming threat of FIA's album deadline becomes ever the more pressing, as Oscar gets dragged deeper into a strange world of glitz and grime, Lando begins to think that things might finally turn out fine.
Except things are never, ever fine with him.
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24 Dec 2025