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Jake hates it, is the thing—the audacity of baby, of sweetheart, of anything that sounds like a claim. Too intimate. Too much like a statement. Jake’s all about casual. The moment a pet name enters the equation, it’s thanks for the fun, see you never, onto someone who doesn’t sound so entitled to him. It’s not like he ever struggles to find a replacement.
or; Jake's always hated being called pet names. Bradley slips past his defenses.
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22 Jun 2026
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When Jake Seresin is peer pressured into taking a last minute vacation, he certainly doesn’t expect Bradley Bradshaw to tag along. He also doesn’t expect to discover that his hotel is a hotspot for newlyweds. Nothing, however, could be more unexpected than finding himself on a fake honeymoon with his coworker, who just so happens to be inconveniently attractive.
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Bradley convinces Jake to fake a marriage for a fruit platter (and other reasons).
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11 Jun 2026
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Lando Norris can’t send a proper email to save his life, but somehow he’s the personal assistant to Oscar Piastri — the terrifyingly efficient CEO of a booming fintech company.
Oscar runs on deadlines and black coffee. Lando runs on vibes, chaos, and pure luck. By all logic, he should’ve been fired months ago.
Instead, he’s still here — slipping coffee into Oscar’s hand, scheduling fake “Mandatory Lunch Breaks,” and accidentally making his boss smile.
Maybe the world’s most chaotic assistant is exactly what the perfect CEO needs.
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- Part 1 of Strictly Business (Not Really)
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28 Feb 2026
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Bradley was sure the universe had it out for him. It was the only reason he could think of where he ended up in a situation where he had to fake date Jake 'Hangman' Seresin for the good for the US Navy.
And he would be damned if someone thought Hangman was a better boyfriend than him.
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- Part 1 of the navy made them do it
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27 Jul 2025
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This is… it’s fucking nice, is what it is. It feels easy in a way that Jake never would have expected it to. It’s gotta be because they’re going back to their normal lives tomorrow, no pressure of having to see each other every day to make it awkward. A decent amount of mutual attraction helps, too.
The morning after, and beyond.Series
- Part 2 of hangster 'verse
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27 Jul 2025