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Maybe In Time (you'll want to be mine) by YourAverageBystander
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
04 Feb 2024
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“Maya… what on Earth are you talking about?”
“Well, a time loop is very tricky. It’s fate’s way of telling you that you fucked up so royally that you needed divine intervention to fix it.”
“Great. What did I fuck up? And why do you know so much about time loops? They’re not real.”
“I don’t know what you fucked up, that’s what we’ve gotta find out. And the sooner the better. And of course they’re real, you’re in one! You gotta go through the day again and fix the mistake. Maybe you said something really awkward to someone and fate is throwing you a bone. Or maybe granny was actually a serial murderer and you saving her will cause a triple homicide in the future.”
“Interesting theories,” Phoenix nodded, but felt a little better. He could work with this. Just make little tweaks until everything fixed itself. Bluff his way through a time loop. Very on-brand.
aka: Phoenix's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, 2,400 hour day.
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Love Brews in Court Rooms by YourAverageBystander
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
20 Jul 2020
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She snuggled against his torso, slender legs tangling between his own. “What time is it?”
“Early,” Diego kissed her forehead. “Go back to sleep, kitten.”
A small drabble of Diego being helplessly in love.
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- Part 2 of Ace Attorney One-Shots
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Best of Fools and Best of Women by YourAverageBystander
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
18 Jul 2020
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“God, I wish I had that much luck with women,” Maya lamented inattentively, swirling around her drink with her straw.
“Me too,” Franziska sighed.
The recollection of their relationship, formed through the aid of insecurities, tall blonde men, and Larry Butz.
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- Part 1 of Ace Attorney One-Shots
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“If you want to keep your bond with Simon safe, you have to remember the line.”
Ralph was sure Roger was absolutely nutty now. “The line? What line?”
Roger poked Ralph’s chest with his spear for emphasis. “The line between protection and possession.”Ralph/Simon
An alternative ending to Lotf. Simon isn’t killed at the feast, and Ralph has to juggle his new passion for his best friend while leading his tribe through rough times.
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Just fluff. Kind of angst.
Patton has had too much to deal with, and his comfort comes from the most unlikely of places.
Can be viewed as platonic/friendship.
(Short drabble chapter)
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Ace Attorney One-Shots by YourAverageBystander
Fandom 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
20 Jul 2020
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Feinberg’s washed. Feinberg’s goated. Feinberg’s overrated and a hater and an asshole. Feinberg never gets punished. Feinberg’s TAS. Feinberg was just born lucky.
It's easy to block out the noise; it's his friends, who are acting stupid, or other runners’ chats, who are stupid. If Feinberg has an ego it's because he's fucking earned it. No one else in the world has the competitive record he does. No one else has the consistency. No one else is the face of the sport like he is.
No one else has more to lose if it all falls apart.
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22 Jun 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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24 Feb 2026
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Sniper's terrified of losing the one person he has in his life. It turns out there's a convenient solution to that: just make sure he has no way out, and the rest will follow.
Scout wakes up in a van he knows all too well, loopy and hungover, and Sniper's waiting for him.
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Or: Learning to live with claustrophobia in small spaces
Or: Making the best of assisted living
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Sportacus thinks Robbie might be controlling him some how, but he's not sure how to tell. His plan to reveal Robbie is a little reckless.
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Episode fic for "Breakfast at Stephanie's" when Sportacus goes up to his airship mid episode.
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24 Apr 2025
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Troy Bolton is not hard up. Why is Chad so ticked off?