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    Thanks to Devil Fruit shenanigans, two children from the future show up on the Thousand Sunny. The fact that they time-traveled is not the biggest shock, rather it’s who their parents are.

    Or, Sanji and Zoro’s daughters end up in the past. Sanji, predictably, doesn’t take it well.

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    07 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    Draco Malfoy was, in every sense of the word, a coward. The worst part was that he knew it and didn’t particularly care. He’d never been the type to charge headfirst into danger; Draco preferred to stand to the side.
    His entire life had been like that. In some ways, he regretted it. In others, he didn’t.
    Still, the least cowardly thing he had ever done was stand against his family’s wishes and refuse to marry Astoria Greengrass.
    Which should have guaranteed him a quiet, solitary life.
    So why, at eight o’clock in the morning, was there a very small child on his doorstep calling him Daddy?
    Draco was fairly certain that wasn’t supposed to happen.

    Or the one where Draco Malfoy finds a child on his doorstep. And how does Harry Potter fit into this?

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    07 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    After Draco died from being assaulted in an alley, he found himself transmigrated to a medieval magical Britain under King Tom Marvolo Riddle's reign.

    In labour. While giving birth to the son of 'minor country lord' Harry James Potter.

    Wonders never ceased.

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    It's been a long while since I wrote a birthday fic for Draco... Well, the theme is not quite his birthday, but I've decided to upload it on his birthday.

    So, Happy Birthday, Draco!

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    06 Jun 2026

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    (Mostly canon compliant to episode six)

    None of this is real. One of the only things keeping Jax around has been that affirmation. None of this is real. Their bodies, adventures, and even personalities weren't entirely real. So Jax plasters on a smile, cracks jokes, and leads the group through each adventure. He even manages to convince Caine to give them that sex update, much to everyone's excitement. He didn't expect to use it with anyone, really just wanting to force his hand on Caine after the incident. A certain pair of red and blue characters, however, change his plans for the better.
    His plans are then changed for the worse when a bug in the new program leaves him facing the idea that even the most ridiculous possibilities in here could feel all too real. Whether he likes it or not, he's going through with the- uh- technical difficulty, and the gals are backing him through it. Forced to look at the digital world in a whole other perspective, still facing the threat of abstraction, and now having the kind of responsibility he didn't deserve, Jax just might learn (and re-learn things) he thought he'd lost years ago.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    12 Apr 2026