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“Ignore him. He is trying to rile you up.” His mother says, starting to cut the vegetables herself. “It's not that big of a deal, it's Erling, he is like family. He is your boyfriend-”
“He is not... He is not my boyfriend.”
“Of course he is.” His mother looks at him like he is dumb.
“I don't really think he would call me his boyfriend.”
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21 Jul 2026
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Erling throws his head back, laughing. “Alt er tillatt i kjærlighet og krig, min venn!" (All is fair in love and war, my friend!)
Jude sort of misses when his bangs would flop back and forth with his head movements; now his hair is long enough to slick back and tie into a bun.
It's more practical now (he can't imagine playing with his hair flinging around in his face, god knows how Erling did it for years on end,) but still—
Jude's feelings aren't exactly practical, are they?
Or: Five times Jude kept his heart tucked away, and the one time he let it be held.
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- Part 2 of wretched, divine
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17 Jul 2026
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If it was 800 AD, Haaland would be raiding distant shores and killing wild boar on the ice. Instead, it’s the year 2026, so he’s been planted on a football pitch instead and pointed towards the other goal, and he’s storming the opposing team like it’s war, knocking over players like he’s in armor and they’re starving villagers with wooden swords. Jude has always thought so, at least.
He’s always thought too much about Haaland.
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Amidst Erling Haaland’s meteoric rise to fame during the 2026 World Cup, he gets shipped with his former teammate, and one of the few omegas in the league—Jude Bellingham.It’s closer to the truth than people think.
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15 Jul 2026
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“Something about how we’re going to beat Norway using your pheromones against Erling Haaland.”
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- Part 1 of On the Far Side of the World
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15 Jul 2026
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Jude Bellingham's heat was always going to come around the quarter finals and he was always going to play through it with a mouthful of suppressant and God's will. No the real issue is that he was never going to have to play against his own mate. That's the real issue. ; or,
Jude's heat gets out of hand because Haaland's in the same city, and because he's an international athlete, it has to be discussed in actual meetings.
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15 Jul 2026