SwerveOfHelex
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Mesozeugma by SwerveOfHelex
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
29 Apr 2025
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A Disgraced Academy Washout is tasked with protecting Cybertron's most Senior Medic, overseeing its most Knowledgeable Space Bridge Engineer, keeping a firm hand over its most Infamous Metalkaito Master, and wrangling its most Annoying Elite Guard Cadet. All while traversing an increasingly hostile universe and keeping them all safe from the usual hazards of spacebridge repair work...
Who knew that Optimus' real troubles wouldn't start until he gained the interested optic of the most dangerous mech in the known universe...?
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Two Bros on the Metro 5 Feet Apart (in human measurements) Because They're Sight Blind!!! by SwerveOfHelex
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
24 Apr 2025
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for the unfinished disability TF zine, Out of Spec! Sideswipe and Sunstreaker taking the metro!
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Transformers: Earthspark, Season One by SwerveOfHelex
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
18 Nov 2024
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A novelization and gentle fix-it for the first season of Earthspark. Follows all the same beats of the story with very small changes to the pacing and some covering of plot-holes in the original series. Nothing overly dramatic or outstanding. It's basically just Earthspark but with a small twist. You won't even notice a difference. Just a drop in the proverbial bucket. The very lightest dusting of powdered sugar on a(n equally proverbial) pancake. Hm? Oh, the tags? Don't read those. This is a totally average and middling rewrite/novelization and you have nothing to concern yourself over. I can assure you, there is absolutely nothing to worry about...
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... And even if there was, wouldn't it just be so funny to find that out in the middle of reading the story???? Enjoy 👋👋👋Series
- Part 1 of Transformers: Earthspark
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And Thus Their Prayers Have Transformed Me by SwerveOfHelex
Fandoms: Transformers One (2024)
24 Sep 2024
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If Sentinel Prime is tantamount to a God, then what does that make his Attack Dog...?
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Starscream knows his future is more than this. If he has to grab it with both fists and wring it until he gets what he wants, then that's just what he'll have to do...
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Merformers by SwerveOfHelex
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
08 Nov 2017
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Be Careful What You Ask Your God by Vexfulfolly
Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Chainsaw Man (Anime)
02 Apr 2026
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But Aki…
And that is the thought. But Aki has always been different. But his future, when she touched the weft of fate, was delicate, as if one wrong move would have threads unraveling beneath her palms. A nudge, even a breath, might push him off course and send him wildly careening into a different direction. She could look and see what happens afterwards, or she could make the choice herself.
A bead of sweat kisses Aki’s chin before splashing on the floor. The poor boy hasn’t so much as blinked.
Future howls with laughter like she has never done before, joy and elation and every human emotion bubbling up between her roots.
“You’re right!” she cries. “The Future is best, and you ought to see it!”
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Everybody loves Knockout by VladimirVampier
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
17 Feb 2015
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Knockout is good-looking and he knew it. It seems that all the others seem to know too. He tries to have a quiet day, but everybody else wants to claim him, grope his aft or kiss his processor out of his helm. Can KO escape all the love thrown at him and have his quiet day? Rated T, because of some subjects, nothing too dirty tho ;)
Part 1 of the Everybody loves ... Series
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- Part 1 of Everybody loves ...
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101 of Dwarven Haircare: Combs, Razors and Other Scary Stories by jeza_red
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 May 2013
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For the fill on hobbitkink.
Dwarf hair is different, okay?
Cultural shock and confusion with strangely funny results. Also a thread of understanding between two confused parties and a little comb that is more precious than whole Erebor.
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- Part 1 of 101 Verse
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Bad News, Baby by StarlightCaptivator
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
29 Dec 2015
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For as smart as the two scientists were, they sure were terrible at effective communication.
♫♪[Obnoxious daytime soap opera music]♪♫
On this installment of "As the Universe Expands", Brainstorm comes to terms with his formerly mysterious illness and prepares to tell his long-time lover his important revelation, only to make some troubling observations and so he parses his question.....
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- Part 1 of As The Universe Expands
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Stumbling Backwards Into Winter by Cogni_Diss for Mia_Moon, ChumbalieWumbus, HappyMidnightRain
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Apr 2023
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“How did you infiltrate my domain?”
The demon finally spoke with a voice that would have surely shaken Yuji's core if he wasn’t already so annoyed by the snow that came without warning. The weatherman on the news never mentioned the slightest chance of snowfall. It was already bad enough he’d been wandering the woods on his own, but to become lost while the sky dusted the ground in a blanket of white had only made him wish he would have just stayed home.
And now he was in the presence of a demon. A very pissed-off demon, who looked none too pleased with the person before him.
“I, uh…” A bead of sweat rolled down Yuji’s neck. Domain? Did the demon mean the estate? “Walked, well stumbled, actually, and found… it?”
❤ Yuji and Sukuna meet earlier in the timeline. A lot earlier.
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- Part 43 of Cherry Blossoms Dyed Red
- Part 1 of The Continued Cycle Of Winter Chasing After Spring
- Part 3 of Time Is But A Concept