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“Shut up,” Healy muttered; he placed the hand not gripping March’s jacket over his mouth and pressed him up against the wall.
And- oh. March’s pants were suddenly tighter than they had been earlier.
March and Healy get stuck in a closet in the middle of a case, and March quickly learns just how much he likes Healy pushing him around.Bookmarked by MutantPudding
04 Jul 2026
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You Know What They Say About Eavesdroppers by Nix (CrimsonQuills)
Fandoms: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
09 Nov 2007
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Harry overhears some speculation about himself and Perry while at a party. His brain takes it from there.
(This is being uploaded in 2025. I didn't reread it, just used the old header. If I missed an important tag, please let me know.)
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30 Jun 2026
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It’s been a few months since the events of the Gray Man, and instead of getting killed, Lloyd Hansen managed to slip away. They still pinned the whole mess on though. Made him pretty angry. And sure, he could focus that anger on Suzanne and Carmichael and a million other unreachable targets, but why do that when he already had such an easy target? Sierra Six is the only person that’s ever been able to beat him at anything, and Lloyd, well, let’s just say he’d like to return the favor a thousand times over.
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This is a whump fic I've had in my head since watching the Gray Man, and since I have found NO OTHER SIX/LLOYD WHUMP FICS ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET, I decided to write this myself. Get ready for some Fucked Up Shit, my dudes. This is going to be from Six's POV, and it's going to primarily be Lloyd being sadistic and creepy and Six being snarky and defiant. At least at first...
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14 Jun 2026
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carnivore animal, i am a cannibal. by dandxlion for vazzie
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV)
27 Jul 2025
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“Enzo, every single cell in my body right now is telling me to tear into your throat and not stop until your head tears off of your body,” Damon hisses out, fingers forming in and out of fists rapidly, trying his hardest to focus on the feeling of the metal of his daylight ring digging into the skin of his finger. On the sound of the old floors of the house creaking underneath their weight, quite literally anything else but the sound of blood flowing through Enzo’s body and the faint smell of it permeating its way into his nostrils. “So I’m not too sure about that.” He finishes, giving the other vampire a sharp smile; meaningless in its action.
“You can control it. I know you can.”
“I promise you buddy, I can’t.” Damon hisses, trying to focus on his breathing, on not lunging at the other man, on trying to keep his fangs to himself, thank you very much, but, well, it’s proving to not be the easiest of tasks.
Damon watches with wary eyes as Enzo starts to walk towards him slowly, his expression masked and his eyes unreadable.
“What are you doing?” Damon draws out his words, blue eyes flitting across Enzo’s face and body.
“Proving a point,” Enzo says cryptically.
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04 May 2026
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In a world where a different person died on the island, Shado and Slade comfort Oliver. Sort of.
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10 Mar 2026
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Oliver sleeps with Slade after his recovery from Fryer's bullet.
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10 Mar 2026
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i get down (when she gets you high) by thestalwartheart
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
27 Feb 2022
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It had started in Paris, because all their lives were a cliche, and everything involving sex and deceit seemed to start in Paris.
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In which Q is ordered to monitor the more intimate parts of Bond's missions, starting something neither of them bargained for.
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- Part 1 of i get down (when she gets you high)
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03 Mar 2026
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Bond is a honey-trap, and Q has never enjoyed feeling sticky. It occurs to him more than once that shagging it out of his system might be the best medicine: he’s fairly sure Bond wouldn’t be too difficult to convince, if the man’s reputation’s to be believed.
Where Bond is concerned, Q has learned quickly that rumours about him do tend to be founded in truth.
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03 Mar 2026
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Adrenaline and Other Accidents by thisisforyou
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)
13 Jan 2013
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Q is not cut out for field work, and he's using that as his excuse for kissing Secret Agent 007 - the first time, anyway. All subsequent times are completely out of his control.
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21 Feb 2026
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Sleeping With James Bond by dhampir72
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
31 Aug 2013
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What it’s like to sleep with James Bond.
(Or alternatively: five reasons why James Bond is one of the worst bed partners in the history of the world and the one reason Q keeps him around anyway.)
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16 Feb 2026
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Safehouse by eag for WingsMadeOfTin
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Nov 2014
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Aw, Loki, no.
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03 Jan 2026
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We Are (Not) A James Bond Movie by zeffyamethyst
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
06 Dec 2012
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Bucky sleeps with Natasha first. The rest is history.
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01 Jan 2026
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This is continued from a story I wrote in response to someone theorizing that Clint and Bucky would make good bros, particularly that Clint's human-disasterness would trigger Bucky's protective instinct.
They do, but also, Natasha enjoys both of their company, and that leads to really good entertainment. And unabashed smut.Bookmarked by MutantPudding
29 Dec 2025
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Where the Sun Can't Find Me by natumn
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Mar 2026
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In a universe where Clint and Natasha never joined SHIELD, Loki still managed to compel Clint for the Battle of New York. On the run from the Avengers, Clint and Natasha are trying to pick up the pieces and get back into the swing of international assassination, when they run into the Winter Soldier on a job.
And then they run into him again. And again. And before you know it, they're playing chase with Captain America, wiping out Hydra, and they might need to take out SHIELD now too.
Worst of all, Clint has a crush.
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22 Dec 2025
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Steve is obsessed with Bucky and Natasha's relationship. Bucky's gonna find Steve his own date if it kills him. Natasha thinks Bucky is perhaps overlooking the obvious.
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13 Nov 2025
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cannot long stay hidden by DelektorskiChick for kiss_me_cassie
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
22 Dec 2022
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Clint swallowed. “This looks like it really might not be going my way,” he said as he looked up at all the doombots zeroing in on his location.
He only had two arrows left.
“And if I don’t make it out of this-”
“You’re not going to die, Clint,” Natasha said. “I forbid it.”
“Nat!” Clint took aim, took a breath, and fired, taking out seven or so ‘bots with the exploding head.
One arrow left.
“Let the man speak, Natalia.”
“I love you. I love you both,” Clint said, then aimed his last arrow up into the air at the largest mass of robots he could see, and fired the concussive arrowhead.Bookmarked by MutantPudding
13 Oct 2025
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like a mistake waiting for me by anthemofourlives
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Tales of Suspense
31 Jul 2021
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Clint was pulling Bucky in like he was trying to make their bodies slot together like puzzle pieces, as if any contact they’d had up until this point had left him parched for more and more and more.
“Your hair is greasy,” Clint complained as he tangled his fingers in said hair.
“Then don’t touch it,” Bucky suggested, getting dizzy from the repetitive sudden stop and go of all this.
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29 Sep 2025
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the salt on your lips by veryrach
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Oct 2023
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When Bucky leans into his touch, mouth slightly parted, and the tension in his body melts away beneath his fingers, it seems only natural to tip forwards too and meet him in the middle.
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They make out sometimes. They don’t talk about it. Clearly, this arrangement is perfect and won’t lead to any problems whatsoever. (5 Times Clint & Bucky made out in an emergency, and 1 time they didn’t.)
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13 Aug 2025
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Even when they haven't been in a fight lately, Clint always seems to be injured.
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01 Jul 2025
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No Consequences, No Hangovers by jedusaur
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics)
11 Aug 2022
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When Bucky's done explaining the time loop, there's a beat of silence before Tony asks, "Did you check the lottery numbers?"
Sam snorts. "Right, because what you need is more money. Hey, you two better not spoil the Mets score."
"Tell all future versions of me you encounter that we're in a competition to see who can avoid getting bitten by the rat," says Natasha.
Clint wonders if maybe the team has gotten a little too blasé about bizarre magical shit.
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27 Jun 2025