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    Clint had to open his mouth and say something dumb.

    “I can’t believe you’re a Mets fan,” he said, referring to the threadbare navy and orange t-shirt Bucky wore under his leather jacket.

    Bucky arched one dark eyebrow and smirked.

    “Then it’s good for you that my taste in men is as shitty as my taste in baseball teams.”

    Clint’s jaw dropped because -

    Shit.

    Forget lust at first sight.

    He was in love.

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    Clint didn’t know how this thing between Barnes – no, not Barnes, Bucky – and him had turned into this, but he wasn’t complaining. Hopefully, he wouldn’t fuck it up too quickly because one thing he knew for sure was that Clint Barton didn’t get nice things.

    OR smut that accidentally grew plot with an extra serving of anxiety – enjoy!

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    puck: Natasha, what did I say about murder?
    Nat: I only maimed him
    Bruce: Maiming goes against rule #53 on the house rules list
    .....
    Clint: whatd you do this time
    Bucky: he made steve cry
    Nat: steve always cries
    .....

    I love chatfics, and we need more. So here's one. From me to you.

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    With the Maggia defeated, Steve and Tony are ready to build a future together. However, they’re unprepared for the press invasion, scheming estranged fathers, or Clint’s ability to find trouble at every turn.

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    Still struggling with PTSD and nightmares a year after leaving the Army, Bucky goes to a shelter to find a therapy dog.

    He finds companionship in Beef the Pitbull, a purpose in volunteering on weekends, and when the dog trainer starts smiling his way, Bucky finds something else that feels a little like love.

    *****
    Clint ran gentle fingers over the scars at Beef’s right shoulder. “Once Beef's healed up, I’m gonna put him in classes so he can be a therapy dog.”

    “A therapy dog.” Bucky swallowed what felt like doubt, panic and self loathing in the back of his throat. “He’s only got three legs. He’s cut up, damaged, growls and sometimes bites. How would he be a good therapy dog? Who could he help?"

    “What does having scars have to do with being good in therapy?” Clint’s blue eyes flicked over Bucky’s empty sleeve. “Who says he can't help anyone? Beef’s the bestest boy even as a tripod.”

    “A tripod.”

    “Yeah.” Clint grinned. “Cos he’s only got three legs? Get it?”

    It was a terrible joke, absolutely terrible, and Bucky didn’t want to smile but he smiled for the first time in a long time anyway. "Yeah, I get it."

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    After being discharged from the army 2 years ago, Bucky and his army buddies had decided to stick together.

    Somehow, they had scraped together all their meagre savings, borrowed far too much from friends and family, and managed to purchase a tiny florist shop in a run-down district in Brooklyn. Why a florist shop, Bucky had never really figured out.

    However, the shop had its perks. From the counter, Bucky could see the whole of the street outside from the wide windows, meaning he was perfectly situated to observe the most beautiful man who lived in the flat above. Even when he was having the most awful of days, the thought of potentially seeing Hot Guy pass by the shop was enough for Bucky to drag his broken body out of bed.

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    “Do you think they’d let us peek?” Darcy asked, jogging to keep up with Bucky as they hurried after in Skorpion’s wake.

    “I hope so,” Bucky confessed, slowing as they approached the stables so as not to spook any of the nesting dames inside.

    Four stalls down, the doors swung open and Skorpion thrust Clint’s sling into the nest.

    “Oh!” Clint laughed, out of sight.

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    Clint just really wants some fucking Doritos.

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    Tony Stark and his fellow detectives Thor Odinson, Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanoff, Sargents Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes (not including civilian administrator Clint Barton) have a new Captain.

    Set in an alternate universe similar to the one in B99. The first few chapters will follow the first episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, with the rest having there own storyline, with some similarities to the show.

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    Anthony was Hydra-born and raised, given to the organization by his own father. But despite all his training and conditioning, his handlers were unable to keep him from thinking for himself. Once he’d grown, Anthony left it all behind.

    As it turns out, however, leaving was the easy part. Staying out and learning to be a person is the challenge - and it certainly doesn’t help that he shares a face with billionaire industrialist Arno Stark.

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    Just pure Clint Barton domestic bliss with some disaster, fluff, other avengers, and some action to tie it all together. I love Clint Barton, he is my favorite avenger so I thought I would celebrate that love with a big collection of continuous adventures with a reader insert y/n. :)

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    He freaks out - of course he does - but internally. Clint has woken up to too many fucked up things to let himself freak out the way he wants to - full body flailing and some loud what the fucks to express his pain and confusion and general level of what the fuck.

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    peter is eight years old and everything he knows is gone

    throughout the course of a year, he learns where he belongs

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    “I’ve had sex before,” Barnes said, apropos of literally nothing.

    Clint was just an innocent bystander, minding his own damn business, brewing his own damn coffee and staring at the coffee pot while caffeine drip drip dripped its way towards becoming liquid gold.

    As far as what the fuck? moments went, well… at least aliens and death and the end of the world weren’t involved?

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    Clint is a bartender from the poor side of town, while Tony is spoiled, rich and maybe just a little oblivious.

    Immediate attraction leads to to dating and lots of kisses, but eventually the differences in their lifestyles start to pull them apart when Clint's not comfortable at fancy parties and Tony hasn't ever eaten fast food.

    Clint's too head over heels for his posh boyfriend to let him go, is Tony head over heels enough to meet him halfway?

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    “Shut up. I’m in pain, you can’t be mean to me,” Clint mutters.

    “Sure I can,” Bucky says. “If I pet your hair, I can do whatever I want. Discovered that weakness early.” He runs a hand through Clint’s hair and Clint melts, albeit grumpily.

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    In which three idiot SHIELD agents have a mission in Sokovia, spend their afternoon prank calling Tony Stark, and by doing so, annoy the fuck out of Nick Fury.

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    In which the Avengers play drinking games, Peter hosts a talent contest, and Matt is overwhelmed by his childhood hero.

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    SI Intern @ironkid
    Hello everyone! This is an account where I talk about my internship at SI. Ms. Potts said it would be good for PR sooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

     

    SI Intern @ironkid
    I just watched Mr. Stark drink his 15th cup of coffee. I am genuinely terrified of him entering cardiac arrest.

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