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    “Hi Clint,” Bucky tries, seating himself, “I’m Bucky, and this is-”

    “The Star Spangled Man with a plan,” Clint talks with his mouthful, pointing at Steve with the corner of a crusts-cut-off sandwich. And he’s eating with determination, one arm curved around the plate protectively like someone’s going to take it from him. He eats like he’s in prison, “so, what are the odds the kid’ll have superpowers? Don’t fancy a hand sticking out my side because the little tykes super strong, you get me?”

    Steve feels himself pale at the image, but Bucky hesitantly volunteers that, “it’s unlikely because-”

    “Cool beans, you eating that?”

    Bucky shakes his head as Clint swaps his plate for the smaller one filled with tiny cakes. He throws one to the dog, who chews on it and then gags half of it back out onto the carpet. Clint doesn’t seem to register this.

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    Not everything ended up in the Director's Cut. Some things still totally happened. These are those stories, now cleaned up and centralized for easier access.

    Contains outtakes from the events between 1942 and 2011, things that happened during Bodies in Time but not 'on screen'.

    Recorded with permission from BairnSidhe

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    Clint Barton AKA Hawkeye’s origin story and how he went from a contract killer to one of the finest Agents S.H.I.E.L.D ever saw. All of this was thanks to Phil Coulson who had the heart to believe in him.

    *I suck. At summaries. Period. Why is it so hard? Why is tagging so hard too?*

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    Of course the asshole knew. He could hear blood flowing through people's veins, of course he'd know that the archer might or might now have gotten turned on just by smelling the arousal off him or some shit. Once again, his body betrayed him. Not like he could hide anything from Matt either way.

    "Aw, body, no. What did you get me into?"

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    “You’re lucky you’re cute,” he tells Mr. Tootsie.  

    “Talkin’ to me or the dog?”

    (Or: the one where the universe keeps pushing them together, except the universe is drunk and its aim is off.)

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    Matt turns up injured at Clint's apartment in the middle of the night.

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    A very small collection of WinterWidowHawk drabbles written for an event.

    1. Do a flip!
    2. Exaggeration/Excess
    3. Romance

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    Audio length: 7:28

    Clint absolutely cannot have a crush on a possible figment of his sleep-deprived imagination.

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    Clint absolute cannot have a crush on a possible figment of his sleep-deprived imagination.

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    Clint didn’t know how this thing between Barnes – no, not Barnes, Bucky – and him had turned into this, but he wasn’t complaining. Hopefully, he wouldn’t fuck it up too quickly because one thing he knew for sure was that Clint Barton didn’t get nice things.

    OR fluff and smut (beware of some explicit scenes!) that accidentally grew plot with an extra serving of anxiety – enjoy!
    EDIT May 2022: Now with Bucky's POV and some new stuff :)

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    Clint Barton had a bad habit. When the going got tough, he got going to fix it alone. No Avengers, no backup. It's how he became the Ronin, trading in his bow for a sword.
    That was, until some rich brat started running around calling herself Hawkeye. She had his bow and his name and ran her mouth a mile a minute.
    He couldn't help it, he liked her.
    Clint may not be much of a sharer, but he let her share his name. And his dog. And his apartment, sometimes.
    Hawkeye, meet Hawkeye.
    Chaos ensues.

    (Hawkeye² rewrite/AU of the 2012-2015 Fraction/Aja run of comics)

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    [Audio Length: 8:01]

    "Okay, this looks bad."

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    Clint struggles after Tony and Natasha's deaths. To grieve and begin healing, he takes Maria up on her offer to use a secluded family vacation home in Maine. Clint finds himself hidden away from the rest of the world...until Bucky Barnes knocks on the door.

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    Omega!Clint needs a date to his brother's wedding, and Alpha!Escort!Bucky Barnes checks every single box on his list: fun, flirty, gorgeous and according to Natasha-- does the d*cking down like a professional.

    Armed with the gorgeous Alpha at his side and a hefty amount of snark and sass, Clint heads upstate ready to drink his way through the wedding and pretend like he isn't half a breath away from a spectacular panic attack. Struggling to reconcile with his brother, dealing with long buried memories that all feel like trauma and nightmares and the sound of his Dad's rage, Clint barely makes it through the first night...

    ...until Bucky steps in like a knight in shining armor, ready to rescue Clint from all the bad memories and ready to turn this fake date into real feelings for the Omega who stole his heart with that very first smile.

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    Part of the Ten Thousand Follower Celebration on my Tumblr.
    Story Twenty-Eight of Thirty-One.
    Prompt: "Wanna have a sleepover?"

    A knock on your window in the middle of the night might have inspired fear, if it weren’t for the fact that it had become something of a habit for a certain injury-prone Avenger.

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    “That’s it,” Phil declared. “I’ve had enough of this menace.”

    “You don’t know he did this,” Maria reminded him. “This thing’s always been an old piece of crap.”

    “Oh, it’s him,” Phil declared. “And this time, it’s war.”

    Everyone has that one person they work with who drives them crazy, and at a big place like SHIELD, you might not even know their name. A C/C enemies to lovers story with a dash of mistaken identity, a pinch of miscommunication, and side of misunderstanding. Written for day one of the Clint/Coulson appreciation week 2022, Trope Day.

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    Secretly engaged Steve and Tony take half of the Avengers on a weekend camping trip, planning to reveal their engagement to the team one person at a time. The weekend rapidly derails, though, when they find that their sort-of son Peter is camping up the hill with his new boyfriend, nefarious super villain Loki is camping just across the water, and there might be a lake monster on the loose…

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    Clint Barton is an amazing agent, spy, assasssin, Mercenary, Archer, and almost everything else he trys. The one thing he isn't good at is communicating, letting people get close to him. He gets close to people and said person won't know a thing about him. It is one of his many down falls.

    Bucky is much the same as Clint. They both have that one person they let in and they know everything about them. So it came to everyone's surprise when the two started to even interact at all.

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    Matt yanks his shirt off as he comes into view. He slaps an ice pack over the foot-shaped bruise that decorates his ribs as he sits down heavily on the other end of the couch. He’s still got all those fucking muscles. 

    Clint would feel bad about the way he’s ogling, but Bucky’s definitely ogling too.

    “Hey, Matty,” Clint says, clearing his throat. “Long time no see.” 

    There’s a beat of silence before Matt says, “Yeah, you’re tellin’ me.” 

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    Clint thinks he’s totally straight

    Kate has a list of his gay moments that proves he is totally not

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