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“You calling me a quick shot, mate?” Assad says by way of greeting, grinning and swivelling back and forth in his seat.
“You calling me mate, mate?” Eric laughs. “You’re so fucking British.”
“Shut up, you love it,” Assad says, then he bats his eyes. “And you think I’m pretty.”
“Of course, I think you’re pretty. Everyone thinks you’re pretty.”
Assad glances off to the side, still grinning, looking at something—or someone—out of frame. “You know who else is pretty and British?”
Eric narrows his eyes at the screen and watches as the second person wanders over, fresh out of the shower with damp curls and a towel slung low around his hips.
Luke Brandon Field.
Eric chuckles. “You little shit.”
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23 Jun 2026
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climb your spine and shake your mind by skvadern for Humansunshine
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
29 Jun 2025
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He expects to feel as self-conscious as he has every time he's ever done this, especially given how immediately Armand's eyes zero in between his thighs. Only the squirming, helpless sensation doesn't come. Something about the cast that Armand's face has taken; there's nothing of the devouring, conquering hunger Louis's memories had led him to expect. Armand still looks taken entirely aback. And nervous, more than a little.
Louis coaxes Armand into trying something different, and very much enjoys the results.
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18 Jun 2026
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Hospital Ball (Jamie Tartt's Adventures in Matchmaking) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)
In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.
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03 May 2026
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“You,” Trent grits out, “are going to hell, Ted Lasso.”
“I,” Ted replies, smiling, “will see you there, Trent Crimm.”
He leans in, gives him a kiss, and Trent tries to hold onto his righteous frustration, but it’s impossible. All he wants is Ted; he dissolves into him accordingly, melting right into his mouth, and Ted dirties their kiss without hesitation, his tongue slipping along Trent’s as his hands glide around to his back. His fingertips dig in, so hard Trent can start to feel the bite of his nails even through his shirt.
As quickly as Ted pushed in, he pulls away. Trent’s only vindication is the flush on his cheeks, a small reminder that Ted is just as affected by this as Trent is.
Well—
Maybe not just as affected yet, but. Then again, Trent is the only one of the two of them with a vibrator currently shoved up his ass. So.
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05 Apr 2026
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Keeley shows up to Roy's with a very specific goal in mind. She doesn't expect to have interrupted him already achieving this goal with someone else... and especially for that someone else to be Jamie Tartt.
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03 Apr 2026