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The Taste of What's Forbidden by Loveme_not
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) RPF
24 Dec 2025
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Lucifer holds his gaze too long. And you notice. You always noticed. But neither of you speak the truth. It was understood without speech.
That you were both drawn, against reason, against vows, against the world itself.
The King of Hell keeps many secrets, but none irritate him more than you — The Vulture, his reluctant ally and his daughter’s protector.
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The animatronics obey you. The shows run on time. The crowds keep coming. Security incidents are fewer when you’re around. Management doesn’t care how you achieve results, only that you do.
And you always do.
Even if it means someone else bleeds for it. Even if it means you do.
You’re not a hero.
You’re a handler.
And you always know where the strings are.
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Connor didn’t consider himself prone to distractions.
Everything he did was calculated, efficient, purposeful. But something about the way you carried yourself made him glance twice.
Not out of necessity, but out of interest.
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What begins as scientific observation spirals into something deeper, something dangerous.
[This story takes place in an alternate universe where Freddy is a mermaid-like creature, and you are the human marine biologist assigned to study and care for him.]
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That was what humanity was all about, wasn't it?
Wasting their lifespans over things that were ultimately meaningless, over the natural progression of the world around them in order to maintain some semblance of control.
Bill knew this, and yet, he played right along– right into the palms of a human.
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After a truck came crashing into your bar eventually being the cause of your untimely death, you honestly believed your career as a bartender to be 100% over.
After saving up some money in Hell though, you managed to buy and own a bar again! Happy squeals!
With only a few regular guests your bar was as peaceful as can be away from any party scenes.
You do have one strange guest though....
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"Do you serve tea here?"
"...Tea?"
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10 May 2026
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You died and are in Hell. You were a chef in life and you figure out how to use that to get yourself a job at the Hazbin Hotel.
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10 May 2026
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The silence stretched between them then, thick and awkward. Not because they had nothing to say; because they had too much. Too many questions neither wanted to voice first. Too many unspoken rules from Hell suddenly meaningless here.
Vox finally stood, joints cracking in protest. Annoying. Stupid human body. “Look. All I know is we woke up like this. On Earth. Together. With all our memories and none of our powers. So, congratulations, deer boy, you’re stuck with me.”
Alastor pinched the bridge of his nose, inhaling sharply through his teeth. “Let me get this straight. I have been forcibly deposited into a mortal vessel, next to you, with no warning, no explanation, and no immediate means of escape?”
“That’s the gist,” Vox said.
Alastor stared at him.
Then laughed.
Or Alastor and Vox find themselves trapped in Purgatory with human bodies.
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- Part 1 of part-time soulmate, full-time problem
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10 May 2026
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That day, absolutely everything went wrong: Vox’s proposal for a partnership, Alastor’s wild and nearly out-of-character reaction – and everything that followed. The Radio Demon left, determined to erase this day entirely, to pretend it never existed.
And then he wakes up again in Rosie’s garden and realizes the day never ends.OR: Alastor and Vox get trapped in a time loop, forced to relive that fateful day over and over, trying to figure out what exactly was wrong about it after all.
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- English
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10 May 2026
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alastor sees you with a copy of bram stoker’s dracula, and wonders if you have a thing for vampires. things go a little … different for you.
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10 May 2026