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“I mean,” Deidara growls, “you’re you from the future.”
“Of course I am,” Itachi says, like Deidara is a bit slow.
“And I’m me from the future,” Deidara continues, feeling a bit hysterical. Whatever Itachi did with the chakra nexus on the forbidden island, it ended with both of them traveling through time. “What the F––,” Deidara yells, and then tries to punch Itachi in the face again.
OR: Deidara unwillingly signs up for Itachi's personal time-travel fix-it fic.
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14 Jun 2026
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Aki licked his lips, chapped in the cold weather. They have a warm pinkness to them after he’s done, and the colour reminded Angel of a limited cotton candy ice cream he’d gotten at one of the local vendors. It wasn’t their best flavour, it’s not a surprise it didn’t maintain its stay.
“If you were me… What would you do?”
He’s relieved that’s the question. It’s the easiest one he’s gotten all day. All week. Maybe the easiest one he’s gotten his entire life.
“That’s simple. I’d run and never look back.”
Or:
Aki Hayakawa chooses differently. Angel Devil bears in the tide.
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11 Nov 2025
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Sacrilege and Sororities by Zeldas_Eyebrows
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
13 Oct 2025
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“Lovers’ quarrel?” The motel receptionist asks with a wiggle of his eyebrows. “Or do you snore too much?”
Link chokes and turns it into a cough, unable to meet Zelda's eyes. “Neither.”
“We’ve only got a King bed available. Hope you make up soon,” the receptionist says with a wink.
Link sleeps on the couch.
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After an assassination attempt, Link and Zelda must live together and navigate the impending Calamity, grad school, strange dreams, and their complete disasters of personal lives. One of those things is more difficult than the others.
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09 Nov 2025
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Feed The Beasts (Or They'll Feed On You) by palladium_paladin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 May 2026
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into the body of the Peak Lord of the Beast Handling Peak.
With this comes some challenges: the scum villain and his white lotus disciple won't leave him alone, the System rejoices at any opportunity to bully him, and Shen Yuan needs to conquer his fear of animals.
Also, if he could quit breaking things on accident and keep his new (terrifying) disciples in line, he would appreciate that very much.
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17 Oct 2025
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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19 Aug 2025