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in your hands, the world beats sweetly by daydreamcrash for ingydar
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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“We need to go in five, okay?” he says, with just a little…tap-tap. His hand, Ed’s ass. Totally innocent. Absent-minded, even. Supes caszh.
Ed’s vision tunnels.
(or: Ed will do anything in his power to get spanked by Stede. Except ask for it. He's not doing that.)
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17 Jul 2025
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Stede’s mind grinds to a halt, the brakes slam on with a deafening screech, and then… silence. His fingers go still on the mousepad, eyes widening as he gravitates closer to the screen as one person fills the shape of it.
Blackbeard, their screen name reads.
And Stede watches with rapt attention as they slowly lower themself down onto a massive fucking dildo.
Or: On his Self Discovery Journey, Stede watches some porn to try and figure out what he likes. As it turns out, he gets far more than he'd bargained for.
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09 Jun 2025
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“I just want it to be perfect,” comes Stede’s voice from the other room. “You know I’m a bit anal when it comes to these things, my love.” Ed can hear him pushing hangers aside, clucking his tongue appraisingly. And that in itself is — well. Ed squirms a little.
And then the tap, tap, tap of Stede walking over to him, and the whoosh of cloying rose perfume up his nose. Ed wonders how Stede had kept from sneezing as he doused himself in the stuff. The thought is pushed aside entirely as Stede looks down at him and smiles. “Mummy’s sorry she kept you waiting, Edward.”
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26 May 2025
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It's hot. It’s so fucking hot. Ed’s never known it to be so hot. Without the benefit of the sharp winds over the water, it’s still, stagnant, muggy and oppressive and endless. But he can cope with the heat.
What he can’t cope with is Stede, lifting his arms to wield his axe, his biceps flexing, and showing off two dark damp patches on the fabric of his shirt that grow and grow as the sun gets higher in the sky. He gulps down water, and Ed watches drops of sweat trickle over his temple and curl under his jaw, and he’s transfixed by it.
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Or: There’s a heatwave, Stede is very sweaty, and Ed is very into it.
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16 May 2025
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Ed crossed his arms over his chest and shrugged, casual. “It’s just bodies, Stede. They’re weird. They do stuff sometimes.”
Stede peered up at him cautiously. “Yeah?”
“What, you think you’re the first person who’s ever gotten a boner during a physical?” Ed scoffed. “Hate to break it to you, but you’re not special.”
Granted, no one Ed had treated had ever had an orgasm while Ed’s finger was still inside them but that was neither here nor there.
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Stede comes in for his annual prostate exam. Things do not go as planned.
Based on that tweet that's like "if y'all having a bad day just letting y'all know my co-worker got his prostate exam and when the doc touched his prostate he nutted immediately and fell down knocking over some equipment"
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11 May 2025