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Santos turned back, but did not seem convinced. “What did I say to her? She let the intrusive thoughts win and kissed her mommy boss. On the mouth. I said she should get laid and go to electroshock therapy, and not necessarily in that order.”
Cassie McKay wants to show Victoria what she’s been missing in the world. Turns out that Victoria might just want to learn more than she’s willing to teach.
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21 May 2026
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Everyone keeps telling Samira she needs to get laid. But she can’t do something serious right now, and what’s the point of something casual when historically, her casual hookups kinda sucked, or at least were hardly worth the effort? She needs someone who knows what she needs. She needs someone who knows what they’re doing.
So when Cassie McKay makes herself available after a particularly long shift, it’s easy, it turns out, for Samira to ask for what she needs.
******
“I’m not straight,” she tells her beer. “Just because I haven’t done more than kissed anyone who’s not a cis guy since college doesn’t mean I’m straight.”
Princess smacks the table. “I knew it!” she crows. “Santos owes me $20.”
“Serves her right for assuming,” Samira snorts. She shakes her head, ears growing hot.
McKay cuffs her on the shoulder. She steps into Samira’s light, her chain glinting around her throat.
“Trinity probably thinks she knows every queer girl—and girl-adjacent queer—in the Pittsburgh area,” she says, smiling. Her eyes are warm and bright. “Not all of us need to proclaim it.”
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18 Apr 2026
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Being the only Muggleborn in Slytherin wasn’t particularly easy for Hermione Granger, but apparently, Pansy Parkinson had to make life even harder. How? By pissing her off, all simple. Why? Because every time Hermione snapped back, it was exactly like fireworks.
Except this year is their last at Hogwarts, and Hermione has decided to make Pansy’s life hell back.
Or,
That time when Pansy decided to flip her life upside down because she saw boobs for the first time, and that time Hermione definitely participated in it.
“She’s so hot, I hate her,” hisses Pansy through gritted teeth.
“You think Granger is hot?” repeats Blaise, disabused.
“Less than me, don’t cream your pants.”
[ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: NO VOLDEMORT, SLYTHERIN HERMIONE GRANGER]
/!\ WON’T BE UPDATED FOR NOW. TAKE CHAPTER 15 AS THE STORY’S ENDING FOR NOW. /!\
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- Part 2 of Hogwarts, lesbians and emotional warfare
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“Just to prepare you, I'm going to have you raise your arms. I will take the back of my hands and brush them across your front, your sides, and then along your waistband. Then I will move behind and repeat the process along your back and arms.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“That is- highly inappropriate.”
“Tell that to your hard-on.”
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Rio Vidal is a TSA Agent & Agatha Harkness is a menace. I think these two freaky idiots are going to fall in love.
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24 Oct 2025
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the same in every language (just please not javascript) by annbeez
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
26 Jun 2025
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Regina nodded. "You're here for your one plus one."
"Huh?"
She leaned forward a little. "Plenty of people hate it at these big tech companies and only come here because it looks so good on a resume. And, like, plenty more get here and find out they hate it and can't wait to leave. But if you don't stay at least a year, you have to pay back your signing bonus, which obviously blows. So you stay for one year and one day and then you bail. It happens all the time, we call it working your one plus one."
Cady blinked. "That's a thing?"
"Totally." Regina slid closer on the couch until her knee was touching Cady's, and looked intensely into her eyes. "I'm gonna make sure you have, like, the best one plus one. And then you can go back to your boyfriend in Chicago or whatever."
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30 Jun 2025