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• A Veylocke repays their debts by IdioticBirb

  Fandoms: Vampires SMP  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  07 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • AbolishRegret & Scott Major | Smajor1995
  • Could be slash but not quite yet i don't think
  • Scott Major | Smajor1995
  • AbolishRegret (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Other mcyters are mentioned but not fully fledged characters
  • haha fledged
  • will update if needed - Character
  • The Red King (3rd Life SMP)
  • AbolishRegret is Scott Major | Smajor1995's Butler
  • (eventually) - Freeform
  • (we will get there one day I promise)
  • Slow to Update
  • Author doesn't know how tagging works
  • AU
  • set before the cannon events of vsmp
  • beta we live like less of the vsmp cast than I maybe would have liked

  Summary

  (It does take a little while to get to it but here's) how Abolish became Scott's butler! (Well at least how he came to be one of Scott's servants I guess)

  Part 2 of a series but can be read as a stand-alone and this is actually the main fic for the series! (The other fic is only very short though if you want to check that out :> )

  Series

  • Part 2 of Birb has MajorRegret

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,918

  Chapters:

  5/?

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  67

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  858

• Ash by IdioticBirb

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  10 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • The author (I guess)
  • uhhh some bugs lol
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • Not Beta Read
  • Which was definitely a choice to make it feel more like an actual statement
  • and not because I'm lazy
  • Bugs & Insects

  Summary

  Statement of one so-called "IdioticBirb", regarding their strange bug infestation.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  749

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  16

• We're not lost yet by IdioticBirb

  Fandoms: Vampires SMP  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  10 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • AbolishRegret & Scott Major | Smajor1995
  • AbolishRegret (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Scott Major | Smajor1995
  • Alaric Veylocke
  • Reiah Veylocke
  • (mentioned but not named)
  • (only abolish is named tbh)
  • Not RPF
  • also there's a
  • creature - Freeform
  • that may or may not be the demon that turned Avid
  • enjoy theorising lol
  • we'll see if Avid shows up in any later fics
  • this is backstory for an Abolish is Scott's butler au
  • but nothing much happens in this so I'm not tagging it as such
  • or tagging it with very much at all
  • not cannon
  • beta we live like Scott and Abolish in acc vsmp

  Summary

  A horrifying creature that's just killed his parents is coming after Abolish. How will he get out of this situation?

   

  Part 1 of a series but can be read as a stand alone!

  Title from Compass by Sail North

  Series

  • Part 1 of Birb has MajorRegret

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  612

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  56

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  371