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连载中，因为今天是波士顿倾茶事件250周年（1773年12月16日）所以先发出来了（和TEA PARTY也算稍微有点联系）
是若米穿越到了现代的故事，若米→英←现米
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学园普设（根据学园黑塔商业版+本家设定改编，私设很多），米捡到了（同人社制作的）米英同人本的后续，纯搞笑向，学院里的老师都是路人，目前的状况大概是米（→）（←）英，HE。
所有文里不合理的内容请当成是为了剧情和xp在服务Series
- Part 2 of ARUASA DOUJINSHI
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米不小心看到了（同人社制作的）米英同人本的故事
学园普设（根据学园黑塔商业版+本家设定改编，私设很多），学院里的老师都是路人。
米（→）（←）英，纯搞笑向
（所有文里不合理的内容请当成是为了剧情和xp在服务）Series
- Part 1 of ARUASA DOUJINSHI
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注意：灵感来源于雷文bot2211号和另一篇看着法夺门而出后英笑得坐到地上的投稿（没有存到序号非常抱歉），文里没有与两篇投稿雷同的情节
米英ONLY，法（和其他所有角色）全是助攻，有法x路人提及
（所有文里不合理的内容请当成是为了剧情和xp在服务）
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【瓶邪】麒麟印（麒麟神x人类） by DanishCookie
Fandoms: 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei
27 Sep 2020
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基本是自己xp大放出的产物，大部分时间为50%以上兽化人外x人类，不接受注意避雷。
请注意：本篇麒麟第一次h为全兽身，第二次之后基本为半兽的人外状态，具体长相设定请看第一章末尾以及第二章正文
（标题的麒麟印是吴邪下腹像淫纹一样的印记,虽然是结契设定但是完全是私设，不是abo，相关设定会在文中揭露并作出整合）
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故事总是不知何时发生的，有些起点产生于一秒之前，而有些则依存着诞生之日的余温，悄然沉睡了数十年。
预警：拟人向，妖狐漂×人类救，背景日本现代，内含强/制、生子暗示。
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13 Jun 2026
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The Night Before by Spoon888 for DanishCookie
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
24 May 2026
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Drift informs Ratchet of his impending exile.
Ratchet takes it as well as you’d expect.
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Kinktober 9 - "Please" by echosduskTFP
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
09 Oct 2025
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Ratchet's a little too proud to ask Drift to slow down because of his age so when he suggests Drift should request what he wants to do with a firm 'please', Drift decides to indulge his context, which only makes Ratchet feel needy.
Note - Slipped more into my romance territory again, I found this prompt very difficult but I enjoyed writing Ratchet
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- Part 9 of Transformers Kinktober 2025
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My Totally Real Mary Sue Husband Who Lives Back On Cybertron by oogenesis for Soulsteel
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
05 Jan 2021
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“I mean,” said Bumblebee, “Ratchet’s lying.”
“What makes you think that?” said Prowl.
“Uh, hello? How about everything?” Bumblebee waved a hand. “Like, look at the facts! Ratchet has this conjunx that we’ve never heard about, who’s super handsome and also apparently one of the greatest martial artists to ever live? Ratchet? That grumpy old sack of bolts who’s no treat on the eyes either? He has to be making it up! It has big stinking lie written all over it!”
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Keeper by millstonetooth
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
11 Mar 2021
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Sometimes, when Ratchet is just overcharged enough, he forgets he's already conjuxed to Drift.
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12 Dec 2024