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    Geralt and Dandelion take a contract from a young lord to find his only living relative, his older brother, whose run away following the deaths of the rest of their family. The Witcher and Bard cross the continent on the man's trail and learn there is much more to this man's story than his tragic family. There is a dark secret that is following him--and now it's following them.

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    A Witcher twist on a Familiar Gothic Tale.

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    Summary: when Crowley’s beloved Bentley gets accidentally washed in holy water, it undoes over 80 years worth of demonic miracles, with a plethora of unwanted side effects. Cue much chaos and ineffable husbands bickering over how to set things right again.

    This epic bit of Ineffable Husbands / Ineffable Idiots comedy chaos is a multi chapter series, there will be a total of 6 chapters, updated every Thursday. Co written by GayDemonicDisaster and CousinSerena. A gift for IneffableAlien, thanks for the inspiration, Plant Daddy!

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    Geralt knew his reputation, okay? And it wasn’t like he went out of the way to encourage it, or anything, but looking tough and unapproachable did do away with a lot of life’s daily irritants. Like social interaction of any kind. 

    His job as a security guard meant that he didn’t have to talk much, anyway. He stood outside his boss’s office and glared the whole day, got his check at the end of the week, and that was that. It wasn’t the most interesting job, as people had learned pretty early not to fuck with him, but Geralt didn’t mind it. There were worse jobs.

    Unfortunately, though, his job meant that he was invited to the annual holiday party, and his mostly antisocial nature meant he couldn’t think of an excuse that sounded somewhat realistic so that he didn’t sound like a complete asshole for skipping it. He had some standards. 

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    Concept: Optimus has an old datapad filled with pictures of him and Ratchet when they were younger. Among these pictures are some very sensual and provocative images of Ratchet that he had sent to Optimus while he was away. Sometimes, when Ratchet is being sassy to Optimus, Optimus uses the pictures against him.

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    Old Man Steve Rogers decides to go on a field trip with his nurse Diego, and the two guys who don't stop him fast enough.

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    ★ An Unorthodox Ishgard Sandwich! FILTHY! NSFW! 18+ ONLY! Will be mostly porn, but as usual, I had to create some semblance of a plot in order to write this. Multi-POV.

    Chapter Four: "It's True, True, True."

    ☾ ☄ ☽

    Hello and welcome. I am proud to continue to provide the people of this community with sandwich and sandwich accessories. In this open double-decker creation, I will attempt to incorporate Estinien, Aymeric, Haurchefant, and my own witchy Warrior of Light, Samantha.

    This was supposed to be a oneshot, but Estinien lost his damn mind and decided to go completely feral. Please stay tuned as I descend deeper into sin.

    ☽ ✧ ☾

    mirror my malady
    transfer my tragedy
    got a curse I cannot lift
    shines when the sunset shifts
    when the moon is round and full
    gotta bust that box, gotta gut that fish
    my mind's aflame

    we could jet in a stolen car
    but I bet we wouldn't get too far
    before the transformation takes
    and blood lust tanks and
    crave gets slaked

    my mind has changed, my body's frame, but god I like it
    my heart's aflame, my body's strained, but god I like it

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    The Crown of Thorns Pod’rama is a dramatic full-cast reading of irisbleufic’s Crown of Thorns [The Walls, the Wainscot, and the Mouse] ‘Verse, inspired by Terry Pratchett’s and Neil Gaiman’s Good Omens.

    (While there are individual chapters with lower ratings, the Pod’rama is rated Explicit overall. Individual chapter ratings will be given in the Chapter Summaries.)

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    Harry and Merlin are both in their eighties and Eggsy doesn't like it when they drive. He's supposed to take Harry to an appointment but has to cancel at the last minute, and Harry promises to get a Kingsman cab.

    Which he doesn't.

    What happens next? Doctors, driving, doughnuts, and the former Galahad on his own in the city.

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    Crowley needs a bit of help after a summoning goes wrong and he’s left hurt and stranded.

    Aziraphale has his own problems, and is miffed to say the least to have to come to the demon’s rescue.

    The Bentley is the only one with any sense. Though, even she’s got her metaphorical hands full, having to deal with an angel who hasn’t the foggiest how to drive.

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    A quiet, casual conversation between Qrow and his husband Clover, almost thirty years after they met.

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    They never actually got a divorce.

    When they had an argument to bring down the walls and Bdubs had left, Doc said good riddance and went on with his life - he barely even noticed when two years had passed and he hadn’t seen hide nor hair of his husband.

    - - -

    Bdubs and Doc separated years ago, but now they live right next to each other, sharing a house literally split down the middle. What will this old divorced couple get up to?

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    The life story of a magic beast being addopeted and trainer by Undyne. The magic beast is called Midori Neko. Read how his sad live turn into a great life that comes to an end on the surface.

    There is also a dutch version.
    er is ook een Nederlandse versie.

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    Het levens verhaal van een magic beast die geadopteerd en getraind word by Undyne. De magic beast is genaamt Midori Neko. Lees hoe zijn leven verdrietige leven beter wordt en eindigt bovengronds.

    Er is ook een Engelse versie.
    There is also a English version.

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    2/?
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    Expecting Wrench to slide into bed next to him, he was surprised when Wrench tossed two tickets on his lap. He looked at the tickets, frowned, then looked back at Wrench who sat down opposite to him on the bed. He took his Glock off the nightstand and was idly cleaning it, clearly not trying to address what he just gave Numbers. Numbers whacked Wrench with the tickets on his knee to make him look up.

    "What the fuck is this?" He signed.

    "What does it look like, smart guy?" Wrench signed back impatiently.

    Numbers scoffed and read the information again. Two tickets for the opening of Swan Lake this Friday night at seven thirty. 

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    At home with Baze and Chirrut: eat, bicker, screw, cuddle.

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    1/1
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    Louis was a good police officer , with a tragic past.

    A past that caused him to lose his family.

    Harry was a good doctor, with a tragic past.
    A past that caused his to lose himself.

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    Chapters:
    6/16
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    3
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    Post-canon one shot where Pats and Deels go out to Hyde Park and Patsy puts some bigots in their place.

    CN - T-rated for subtle but significant homophobia which is swiftly dealt with.

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    In the aftermath of the Battle of Crait, the Resistance is desperate for allies. Finn and Poe set out to recruit an old friend who knows a thing or two about defecting.

    Sinjir thought he was done with the war for good. Conder just wants to get his husband out of the house. Set between TLJ and TROS.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    No Longer The Young Men They Were Before The Swiss Explosion, Reyes and Morrison Have Both Grown. Jack Doesn’t Want To Be The Quiet Sub All The Time Anymore, And Gabe Finds Himself Much More Agreeable To Role Reversal.

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    1/1
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    Though he may have remembered it, Crowley was ready to Fall. Who wasn't ready for it was Aziraphale.

    My take on the Fall, and also some background info to the information about Crowley and Aziraphale's marriage in Heaven mentioned in another fic in this series. You don't have to read the previous parts of the series, but I definitely encourage it!

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
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