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Paradox rubs his eyes. "My higher-ups giving you that TemPad was a mistake," he groans. "You were only supposed to use it for emergencies."
"This is an emergency. I need your help."
The man stares for a second then gives a bark of unhappy laughter. "My help?"
"Yep. I need to find Logan. You can look him up and tell me where he is, and I'll be out of your perfect coif faster than you can say 'Waystar Royco.'"
"Mr. Wilson." Paradox folds his hands and looks square in Wade's eyes. "Everything I have learned about your love life today has been strictly against my will. Even if I could help you locate your hapless paramour, I would rather have my balls ardently fondled by a lobster than be involved in this for one second longer than I have to be."
(In which Logan tries to deal with a problem the way he's always dealt with it, Wade finds himself in a situation he doesn't understand, mutual misunderstandings fly wildly, and Mary Puppins saves the day.)
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27 Sep 2025
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Frylock has to suck his friend off after losing a bet between them, but something goes wrong...
Shake is playing the cocky, annoying little prick as always and Frylock decides to take his rough revenge on him.Bookmarked by Chicken_cake
11 Sep 2025