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throw the keys back by orphan_account
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Mar 2021
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"The thing is, right," Wei Ying said, "this city is supposed to be great for queers, and it's senior year, and I've been out for the almost the entirety of the time I've been at college, and everyone knows me, and I've, like, gone on dates, even, and still, no-one's even kissed me. It's never happened! Not even once! Isn't that crazy? I think I'm very kissable, Lan Zhan!"
She felt Lan Zhan's gaze get heavier.
"You're a virgin," Lan Zhan said, her voice an octave deeper than usual.
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Honesty is the Best Policy (Except if You're an Asshole) by piecrust
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 May 2020
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Lan Zhan hadn't meant to fall in love with his fuck buddy, it was just that Wei Wuxian was annoying and talented and too pretty for his own good.
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22 Apr 2026
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Wei Ying drew in another breath. “I just need someone to, like, be accountable to. And you are very, very accountable-to-able. Responsible. All those -able words. You probably have a spreadsheet to keep track of all your spreadsheets! I know if you were the one I had to report my results to, you would make sure they were all sorted out. Right?”
“So, you want me to be your scientific research supervisor for your non-University-approved sex toy experiments on yourself?” Lan Zhan’s eyes dipped back down to Wei Ying’s throat again for some reason.
“Well, when you put it that way –”
“I accept.” Lan Zhan sat back in her chair, crossing her arms.
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22 Apr 2026
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If you would have told Lan Wangji that sixteen years ago he would have met his soulmate in a tattoo shop, of all places, he would have laughed in your face. Or rather, he would have raised one eyebrow a fraction of a millimeter, the subtlest hint of doubt clouding his face.
Inspired by the wonderful tattoo shop AU art from eledsart on tumblr , this is a dear gift to my beloved KikiStorm for inspiring not only my writing this year, but my love for The Untamed!!!
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15 Apr 2026
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WangXian “Pretty Woman” AU, except Lan Wangji only hires Wei Wuxian because he looks cold/hungry and Lan Xichen told him to find a date to impress their business partners, and Wei Wuxian hasn’t actually had a single customer because it’s his first night on the street and Lan Zhan was the first one to stop his car.
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03 Apr 2026