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Severus will never get over his warranted ardent animosity for Sirius Black, just as Sirius Black will never get over his pure juvenile hatred for Snivellus Snape.
They would throw insult after insult, until those insults turned into hexes, and then those hexes turned into curses. Normally an adult was around to keep everything calm, or at least those two separated, but everything has a consequence. Hermione just happened to get caught in the cross fire.This is the story how Hermione Granger became the Persephone to Severus Snape's Hades.
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In which a sneeze changes everything.
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25 Jun 2026
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To get a divorce, they need to have a son. If they can survive co-habitation, that is.
Shameless use of the Marriage Law trope - you know you love it... ;)
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25 Jun 2026
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Think back to the day when a seventh-year Head Girl could develop an overwhelming need to fornicate with her greasy-yet-attractive Potions Master, and call it a retro-cliché smut-fest.
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23 Jun 2026
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When Hermione is left shivering after an encounter with a Dementor, Severus knows that body heat is the best way to warm her back up.
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23 Jun 2026