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Megumi goes for a walk.
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DO NOT ANSWER:
so am i gettin pussy or what
He stares at that notification for a good while, strains his eyes in the dark. Really squints at it. It hurts to keep looking. Is Sukuna getting pussy? Megumi blinks, considers, and before he can think any better of it, he's unlocking his phone to reply.
Megumi:
ask yuuji if you can borrow it
Surely, Yuuji will say no. Right?
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- Part 2 of DO NOT ANSWER
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HOOTIN N' HOLLERIN by 5headmeg
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Sep 2025
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Sukuna fists a handful of Megumi's hair, right above his forehead, and pulls him back by the skull. It forces him to crane his neck up and look Sukuna in the eye.
“You do this for everyone?" Sukuna speaks around the lollipop. The waiter takes his time laying a soft kiss on the fat tip that still hangs within reach, then shakes his head slowly, dragging it across wet lips.
or, Megumi works at Femboy Hooters. That's it.
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GIRLS ON FILM by 5headmeg
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Sep 2025
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"You famous or somethin'?"
"Used to be," and a shrug. The man had laughed softly at that, and then taken another inhale. Megumi had hesitated for a moment before continuing, something about the man's calm, indifferent demeanor had soothed him, pacified the self-hatred for a brief instant. "Some pictures got leaked, private ones," a pause, cigarette hovering an inch or so from bitten lips, "wasn't the same kind of attention after that."
"Must've been some nice pictures."
Megumi's not famous anymore, but someone still has their eyes on him.
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DO NOT ANSWER by 5headmeg
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
25 Aug 2025
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Megumi’s typing in his address when another notification comes that makes him sit up straight in the tub, bath water swishing around him and splashing onto the tile floor.
DO NOT ANSWER:
should my brother wait in the carOr, Sukuna and Megumi have history. Now he's back, and he brought his brother with him this time.
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- Part 1 of DO NOT ANSWER
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DO NOT ANSWER by 5headmeg
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
26 Apr 2026
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and the gentleness that comes by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Aug 2024
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There is no clear moment, not really, but there is one that sticks out in his mind, when he knew with a sickening sort of thud inside him, a punch to the jaw in an anything goes bare-fist fight, no chance to hide his weak spots in the aftermath.
“No.” Suguru says, enunciating carefully, as though his lack of diction is the issue.
“But Suguru,” Satoru whines, heavy on the last syllable, and Suguru can feel Shoko shift beside him.
“Why do you say his name like that?” She snips before Satoru can continue with his impassioned plea or Suguru can try to intercede, cut him off. “Just say it normal, be normal.” She kicks out and misses Satoru, standing at the edge of the bed, and hits Suguru, who grunts in response. “Oops.”
Suguru waves it off.
“When is he ever normal?” He asks, rolling his eyes at her. Shoko snorts out a laugh, her leg resting over Suguru’s shin, a comforting warmth.
“So true.” Shoko responds, flicking open her phone.
“I’m literally right here.” Satoru practically shouts, tossing his sunglasses haphazardly onto Suguru’s bedside table, “terrible friendship, terrible friends,” and Suguru closes his eyes because he knows what is coming next, “Suguru,” Satoru whines again.
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16 Jun 2025
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh fuck that hurt. 45 thousand word poem that makes me sob while driving and swerve off a scenic overlook. you should read it it definitely won’t be bad for you i promise
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Game Over... by Moonlight Sonata (Vailen)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Aug 2023
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Megumi is definitely not fucking his best friend's older brother. And he's definitely not fucking said older brother in the public restroom of an arcade. Of course not.
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24 Apr 2026
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sugar on my tongue by eviebabie
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Jul 2023
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Megumi offers to teach Yuuji about sex after finding out he's a virgin. It gets complicated.
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Coalescence by Moonlight Sonata (Vailen)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Feb 2023
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The woes of an omega moving in with three stupidly attractive alphas to avoid a long commute to university, and his unexpected heat thereafter.
Written for Omega!Megumi week.
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because i say so by bellybawmb
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
18 May 2025
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a blessing came to kill god--
instead, there was religion.