Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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Sometimes they looked at him like he was a shining star. What are stars, after all, but the light of the dead?
(Pan, he hoped that day would never come, but if it did, he'd rather it be after they were done with their grand quest. He wanted to remain a star for a little while longer.)
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- Part 1 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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Cop and Robber. Ram and Raven. Hurley and Sloane. They were so many things but in the end they were in love. It took a Artemis-damn mess of time to get to that point, but they were there and they were going to go with it. Even if this was the end.
(Artemis she hoped it wasn't the end but she was tantalizing close and she could taste the cherry blossoms on her lips.)
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- Part 2 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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Down on Faerûn, centuries after this is all over, in the place where Raven's Roost stood, is a field of lavender and a crooked rosewood tree.
(Also known as: Magnus asks about life after death and Merle is tactless. He could've asked Taako since he's boinking the Grim Reaper but no, he asked the cleric.)
(Also also known as: talking on the moon makes things a thousand times more poignant.)
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- Part 3 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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We remember those who have fallen for those below will forget. Let them find their peace in death.
(And the bouquet of flowers at their rite says more about them than words ever could.)
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- Part 4 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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He had asked Pan for only one thing and his god had delivered.
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- Part 5 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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A collection of canon-compliant dæmon AU ficlets. Some are oneshots, some are multichap, but all are introspective.
Ch.1: Unnatural - 'Monster' humanoids did not have dæmons. Lucas Miller wanted to know if he could fix that.
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- Part 6 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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Shoes—and Ships—and Sealing Wax by SandriaC (SandrC)
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
07 Nov 2016
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"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.Series
- Part 7 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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Angus McDonald was the greatest detective on the moon. Nevermind that he was the only detective on the moon, he was the greatest. And when the moon's greatest detective caught wind of a case, he wouldn't let it go without unearthing its secrets.
Taako, you see, had been acting odd. Well, more odd than usual anyway. He had been sneaking around and was being very hush-hush about it—and Taako was not a hush-hush kind of person. This piqued Angus' curiosity and, as one does, he snooped.
(Though he would prefer the term 'investigated' over 'snooped' but if Taako were to catch him—astral plane forbid that happen—he would very much use the word 'snooped'.)
(Also known as: Kravitz and Taako may or may not have a son now. It's all Kravitz's fault, cries local flip-wizard Taako. Many disagree. Meanwhile, Merle and Magnus are off doing whatever the fuck. I sure don't. I didn't write them into this.)
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- Part 8 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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Omega-3 Fatty Acids by SandriaC (SandrC) for nintendonut1
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
08 Nov 2016
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But he was so afraid. So afraid of becoming attached to someone—Merle, Magnus, Kravitz, hell - Angus!—and then killing them with his cooking. Being complacent to someone's murder again. Poisoning his friends—and that word burned his throat and tore him apart from inside because he wanted friends for so long and when he finally got one he framed him for murder so it was poison in his mouth and under his skin and he hated it so much but he coveted it as well—was his greatest fear short of being alone.
(Also known as: a good dose of heart-healthy amino acids.)
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- Part 9 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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Turning Saints Into the Sea by SandrC for nintendonut1
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
10 Nov 2016
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Nope. He wasn't jealous. Not at all. No matter what anyone told you. No matter how much Magnus bonded with his Voidfish. No matter what.
Not. Jealous. At. All.
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- Part 10 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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Birthdays were frivolities that only the rich and well-off could afford. Taako was not one of those people.
(But then there was the Bureau and his boys and fucking Angus and maybe, just maybe, he could find time for birthdays after all.)
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- Part 11 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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From the private diary of Johan Sain-Saëns:
I've been spending more and more time playing with the Voidfish. It still likes that seven-note song, sure, but it's been branching out. Sometimes it plays parts I recognize as my work and sometimes it plays things I've never heard before. It reacts to my just noodling around and joins in. Those are some of the happiest moments of my life.
I wonder if it remembers it's time planetside with me? Does it remember the small cave it called home for the longest time? Does it remember me coming by, beat all to hell and crying, to talk to it and express my woes? Does it remember my parents? Could it take the memory of them from me?
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- Part 12 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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"I don't dance," he laughed as Sazed spun him around in the back of their show wagon.
"I don't dance," he protested softly as Kravitz gently took him by the hand and led him to the middle of the living room.
"You know you want to," Sazed growled possessively as he nipped at Taako's neck, leaving a line of dark bruises for everyone to see.
"Will you try for me?" Kravitz asked. "You can say no."
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- Part 13 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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"Darling. Kravitz, honey. Sugarplum. Dumpling. Sweetheart. I am completely, one hundo percent serious at this exact moment." Taako delicately removed his hand from Kravitz's reach and gave a wicked grin. "I have given it some serious thought and, after consideration and some serious self-loathing issues that may or may not be related to my past and the horrific murders I thought I committed for the longest time," he took a deep breath, having said all that in one go, "I feel like complete garbage and want to get what I deserve."
Kravitz was deathly silent. Taako did not hear the narrational pun this time because the narrator was not an actual voice. Alas.
"I...I feel as though this may be a really bad idea. Especially since I'm contractually forbidden from killing anyone that isn't my bounty and, seeing as you and your friends and all of Refuge have been purged from my records," he sounded a bit miffed about that, "I cannot actually do that. Also," Kravitz looked a bit uncomfortable. "I...don't think I'm really okay with...mutilation."
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- Part 14 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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Kiss me on the mouth and set me free
Sing me like a choir
I can be the subject of your dreams
Your sickening desire
Don't you wanna see a man up close?
A phoenix in the fireKiss me on the mouth and set me free
But please don't bite.Series
- Part 15 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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Maybe this is your fault. Of course you are going to fix it. You love him after all!
(and he was fucking cooking for you too!)
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- Part 16 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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Your name is ANGUS MCDONALD and today you are undertaking the greatest mystery you have ever faced. It is so grand and so terrifying that you are seconds away from passing out. You aren't sure if you are going to ever be the same after this.
Your name is ANGUS MCDONALD and today is your wedding day.
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- Part 17 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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If Magnus was a dog, big and friendly, and Merle was an owl, crotchety and small, then Taako was a cat, long and fluid.
No matter how much he protested otherwise.
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- Part 18 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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You bury who you were in a pile of cloth and forget about her.
(And maybe your three new kinda-dads help too.)
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- Part 19 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds
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Your name is TAAKO TAACO and you are sitting across from ANGUS MCDONALD. You have some SRS BZNSS to talk to him about. You take a deep breath. "Angus...I'm having a baby."
Angus looks at you, confused and scared. "Huh...?"
"AND THE BABY IS YOU!!!" You SLAP DOWN THOSE ADOPTION PAPERS ON THE FUCKING TABLE. The paper has his name, your name, and is super goddamn official. It says MOTHERFUCKING ADOPTED in big, bold letters. Angus is so excited he cries.
(Just kidding. But this story does have to do with Taako and Angus and some paternal, platonic feelings. Nothing more, nothing less...well maybe some Quality Goofs, but that's it.)
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- Part 20 of Balance My Deeds With My Misdeeds