Happy EdIzzy Week
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Izzy rolls his eyes. “I don’t need fucking lessons. I watch you charm your way into some asshole’s bed every other night.”
He barely has time to react before Edward is launching himself onto the bed, pinning Izzy down with a leg on either side of his torso. Izzy immediately moves to push him off, but Ed grabs him by the wrists, wrestling them onto the pillow just above his head. He’s fully on top of Izzy, grinning, their faces just inches apart.
“You calling me a slut, Iz?”
Edward “flirting comes more naturally than breathing” Teach versus Izzy “wouldn’t be caught dead seeking affection” Hands. They’re young and in love, but they don’t know that part just yet. For #HappyEdIzzyWeek Prompt: The Art of Seduction.
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- Part 1 of Happy EdIzzy Week
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“Let’s switch gears, try a bit of role play. Izzy, you be yourself, and I’ll be Edward.”
Izzy thought, not for the first time, that Bonnet must have learned his craft from prime time television, because there was absolutely no way this was an acceptable clinical practice.
“This is fucking ridiculous.”
“Izzy! Is that how you would speak to me if I were Edward?”
Izzy and Ed replied instantly and in unison. “Yes.”
In which Stede Bonnet is such a terrible marriage counselor that he manages to fix Ed and Izzy’s marriage entirely by mistake. For #HappyEdIzzyWeek Prompt: Second Chances.
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- Part 2 of Happy EdIzzy Week
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A boy who looks to be around Ed’s age stands frozen, wearing nothing but a short silk robe. He’s hovering above a grizzled man who is naked from the waist down—and very, very dead. It’s not until Ed takes in the pool of blood seeping slowly out from beneath the man that he notices the knife in the boy’s hand. They stare at each other for a long moment, unmoving.
Then Ed jerks his chin towards the man on the ground. “He deserve it?”
Ed and Izzy meet in a brothel. For #HappyEdIzzyWeek Prompt: Meet-Cute/First Meeting.
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- Part 3 of Happy EdIzzy Week
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Not Some Fairytale Fucking Princess by jasontoddbootysquad
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Feb 2023
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Israel Hands is not some fairytale fucking princess.
He says as much out loud, and Edward grins down from where he’s carefully securing Izzy’s left wrist to the headboard. “Dunno, love. Could have fooled me.”
Goosebumps erupt across Izzy’s shoulders at the endearment, and Edward places a soft kiss to the inside of his wrist, just below the pink leather cuff he’d bought for the occasion. Once Izzy’s been fully secured, Ed sits back in the open space between his legs, taking him in with hungry eyes.
For once, Ed's the one who gets to dress Izzy in fine things. For #HappyEdIzzyWeek Prompt: Fairytale.
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- Part 4 of Happy EdIzzy Week
