Lucius and Harry
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If This Is How You Treat Your Heroes... by SpeedyTomato
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jul 2024
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Completely and totally fed up with Wizarding Britain, Harry walks off and leaves them to deal with things for themselves.
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Harry had realized long ago that he was never going to have a normal life. He accepted that, but this—well, it's a little extreme, even for him!
____________________IMPORTANT A.N.! This is a multi-chapter crackfic. Complete and utter insanity will ensue from it. There is rampant OOCness and just downright strangeness. It's not meant to be taken seriously in any way, shape or form. All it's meant to be silly, stupid and funny, nothing more. Any complaints about OOCness and how the characters wouldn't do what I'm forcing them to will result in me letting B.W. flash fry then eat you. After all, there are no carbs in such food!
We are going to start out at the Department of Mysteries, with many events from Goblet of Fire on up not happening. That'll be explained as I press on. I'm just putting that note there to give you a base of where I'm kicking off, nothing more.
-That Tomato Person
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Remus wasn't fast enough and Harry went through the veil after Sirius. Before coming back through, Sirius learns some secrets and a bond has formed between them. After that, their whole world begins to change.
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After the Triwizard Tournament, Hazel Potter goes through an early inheritance brought on by now being considered an adult through the tournament. Through this, she learns secrets Dumbledore never intended for her to know and she vows to be anything but what they expect of her.
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Harry's decided he has had enough of the Dursleys. He comes up with an idea and Rita agrees to assist with it as she wants to get even with a certain witch who kept her in a jar as well as Dumbledore. Luna and Neville love the idea.