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Susie gaster just walked away from Kris, leaving them to approach Noelle
Noelle : “Kris I’m gonna FUCKING kms I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL (besides Susie because I’m lesbian) AND YOUR COMING WITH ME BRO IM DRAGGING YOU DOWN TOO”
Kris : “NO NOELLE DONT KYS AND DONT KILL ME EITHER”
Noelle : “IF YOU DONT PROCEED INTO THE LAKE IM GENUINELY GONNA SNOWGRAVE YOU MYSELF”
Player : “wow things are certainly taking a weird route aren’t they Kris”
Kris : “STFU SOUL THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND NO IM NOT GOING IN”
Noelle : “PROCEED”
Kris : “OMG FINE I HATE MYSELF ANYWAYS”
they PROCEED into the lake, head barely above water. Time skip to chapter 7 side B
Kris : “OMFG NEITHER OF US KNOW HOW TO SWIN”
Noelle : “Yeah that’s the point DUMBASS we’re killing our selves”
Kris : “HOLY SHIT BRO WHO IS THAT-“
WD GASTER from hit indie game UNDERTALE come over in their pirate ship because gaster is a pirate as everyone knows and is also green and their with FRIEND and that one npc I forgot the name of that killed my goat Onion-San and Aqua from normal route ch 5 because Aqua is the goat also and also the roaring FRAUD ig
Player : “HOLY FUCK GUYS IS THAT GASTER”
WD Gaster : “sup guys it’s me Gaster from Undertale Wingdings type shiii fr fr get in LAND(word I can’t say without getting canceled despite be being gay)”
Noelle : “KRIS WHO TF IS THIS GUY”
Kris : “IDFK BRO”
INCORRECT BUZZER
WD Gaster : “Eyyy it’s my homie (gender neutral) Kris from the EVIL ASS GC”
Kris : “NOELLE NO I DONT KNOW THIS GUY”
INCORRECT BUZZER
WD Gaster : “interesting.. very interesting.. especially since you messaged in the EVIL ASS GC like 5 minutes ago
Sans Undertale: “Kris.. I remember you’re EVIL ASS GC”
Player : “GASTER MAKE OUT WITH ME”
WD Gaster : “Soon player soon.. actually yk what fuck it ”
The player and WD Gaster from hit indie game Undertale make out SLOPPY STYLE
Carol Holiday (AKA THE ROARING KNIGHT) : “GASTER I ALREADY TOLD YOU IM VERY HOMOPHOBIC IM GONNA FUCKING MURDER YOU ALL YOU ALL ARE GOING TO DIE I HATE YAOI”
Everyone FUCKING DIES
the end