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baby, love me (or leave me tonight)

Summary:

1000 won in my account: 5000 won you chicken out next time u see him

snake incident: i'll take that action

mr. australia: binnie what did we say about betting w jisung...

1000 won in my account: ...

1000 won in my account: that I should stop because he only has 300 won in his bank account and keeps losing?

mr. australia: yes

or, minchan + ot8 texting au, Minho is the SNU Hospitals exhausted, overworked trauma center attending; Chan is the senior paramedic who keeps coming through his ambulance bay.

Notes:

i have nothing to say for myself other than that the creative spirit of chan took over me and made me write this, i can't be held accountable for this mess

plz forgive me for the awful comedy, unfortunately i think im hilarious, enjoy <3
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Chapter 1: an angel in shining armor

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night shift warriors

 

2:47 A.M

snake incident: holy fuck I just saw an angel

1000 won in my account: jisung plz

mr. australia: what's happening

snake incident: an angel hyung

snake incident: so so beautiful…..

1000 won in my account: hyung ignore him

1000 won in my account: go back to sleep, its literally ur one day off

snake incident: binnie u don't understand

snake incident: beauty like this MUST be talked about

1000 won in my account: you've been talking about it for the past hour bro my ears r BLEEDING

1000 won in my account: chan hyung srsly u can just ignore him 

mr. australia: it's fine im already awake ;-;

mr. australia: what angel r we talking about

snake incident: this angel on earth…..hwang hyunjin, he's a social worker at SNHU

snake incident: so we were transporting a patient, dad with a small kid scared out of their mind right

snake incident: and hyung is driving up front while im trying to handle this kid crying her heart out cause her dad passed out AND make sure the dads fine

snake incident: and finally we get to the hospital and after they take in the dad I'm stuck alone trying to manage this terrified kid bcuz hyung abandoned me

1000 won in my account: I was literally giving our report to the charge nurse

snake incident: ANYWAY after hyung abandoned us im freaking the fuck out trying to calm this kid down and suddenly in the distance there he appears, my angel in shining armor

snake incident: this man manages to calm the kid down in 10 seconds FLAT and then has the nerve to smile at me like i wont drop to the floor and propose right there

snake incident: i swear i fell in love right then and there, i MUST make that man mine

1000 won in my account: didn't you forget to ask for his number

snake incident: FUCK

mr. australia: its fine jisungie im sure you can get it another time

1000 won in my account: 5000 won you chicken out next time u see him

snake incident: i'll take that action

mr. australia: binnie what did we say about betting w jisung...

1000 won in my account: ...

1000 won in my account: that I should stop because he only has 300 won in his bank account and keeps losing?

mr. australia: yes 

snake incident: hey its not my fault hyung keeps cheating!!!

1000 won in my account: sorry u just make it so easy 

1000 won in my account: like that time w the dog on that call lmao

snake incident: u promised to never bring that up again

mr. australia: in ur defence that dog was very scared

1000 won in my account: and apparently not potty trained either

snake incident: 😭😭

 


9:55 A.M

 

Lee Felix added Hwang Hyunjin, Kim Seungmin, Lee Minho to jeonginie bday surprise!!

 

kim seungmin: what is this

kim seungmin: where am I

kim seungmin: who are you people

lee felix: seungmin we literally work together

kim seungmin: mmm do we though?

lee felix: i literally saw you 20 minutes ago yelling at a resident because he didn't fill out his chart quickly enough

hwang hyunjin: should you be yelling at them…?

kim seungmin: its fine the shithead had it coming

kim seungmin: that'll teach him not to pick and choose cases anymore

hwang hyunjin: u terrify me a little seungmin-ssi

kim seungmin: good.

lee felix: ok we're getting off track

lee felix: has anyone seen where minho hyung went?

kim seungmin: a pretty bad MVC walked through the doors an hour ago, probably still dealing w that

kim seungmin: its not as if hes the ONLY attending in the trauma center or anything 🙄

hwang hyunjin: jeez they still haven't assigned anyone there full time?

kim seungmin: would u feel better if i lied and said yes?

hwang hyunjin: ㅠㅠ

lee felix: wait why didn't i get called down for the MVC, the anesthesiology room is literally empty rn

kim seungmin: maybe it wasn't bad enough for surgery…?

lee felix: oh god I hope so

hwang hyunjin: srry to interupt but whats the gc for again?

kim seungmin: can u not read…?

hwang hyunjin: STOP bullying me im fragile 💔

kim seungmin: right

lee felix: oh! jeongins birthday is coming up next saturday and i thought maybe we could do a small little get together surprise thing for him :D

hwang hyunjin: aww that's sweet! i am SO in

kim seungmin: mm ill help out too, what were u thinking?

lee felix: maybe a group outing? i remember he said there was this hotpot place he's been meaning to check out !!

hwang hyunjin: ooo yes im down, send me the address

lee minho: sorry got tied up with a case. what's the group chat for again?

lee felix: hyung ur here :D how did the case go?

lee minho: not well unfortunately, lost the patient before we could get into an OR.

lee felix: oh no im so sorry hyung :((

hwang hyunjin: im sorry :(( let us know if there's anything we can do

lee felix: yeah we're here for u hyung!!

kim seungmin: need help filling out the report? I can do it on ur behalf

lee minho: no that's alright, I've already talked to the family and filled it out, but thanks guys.

lee felix: ok but let us know if u change ur mind <3

lee minho: i will :)

lee minho: now what plans were u kids talking about?

hwang hyunjin: thinking of doing a little get together at this hotpot place for innies birthday!! felixs' idea

lee minho: that sounds nice, I already have that day off so it should be okay

lee minho: shouldn't we invite his other friends though? those hyungs he's always talking about.

lee felix: oh yeah!

lee felix: hang on I'll ask him for one of their numbers inconspicuously

kim seungmin: are u sure u should be the one asking him?

kim seungmin: subtle isn't exactly ur middle name lix

lee felix: what i can be subtle D: !!

hwang hyunjin: what about that time you insulted Dr. Cho's cookies to his face

lee felix: ok that was out of context

lee felix: i was just wondering if he forgot to add sugar!! it was a valid question!!

kim seungmin: yeah im sure he loved you asking that right in front nurse choi lol

lee felix: im gonna ask him so subtly he won't even know i asked him just u two WATCH