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In a small church located in a small town up in the mountains, there was a priest. There was nothing really special about the priest, he was just a normal human man, beloved by his community, and devoted his life to God.
To many, the priest was a good man, a kind man, and a generous man. The type of man you could trust, and the type of man that you know will guide you to the path of God. Maybe that is why so many of the people in town trust the priest, for he could do no wrong. Not to them, nor God.
….Well…that might not be totally true.
Don’t get it wrong, the priest has never done anything criminal, has never committed a horrible sin that would even make an angel cry, and for the most part, the priest is a good man.
He simply wasn’t completely honest.
Yes, as much of a decent human being as the priest is at most times, there was still a part of him that he wanted to keep a secret. Something that the priest worried would shatter the townsfolk’s view of them. To the priest, this horrible secret of his must be kept between him and God.
…As well as maybe the dark creatures that live within the walls of the church.
“...And….done!” The priest took a step back, wiped the sweat from his face, and smiled at his handiwork. “Ah…it looks perfect! I was worried these new flat screen TVs would be harder to set up, but that was pretty easy,” the priest said, smiling to himself.
That’s right, the horrible secret the priest wanted to keep from everyone was that he committed a sin. The sin of greed.
Was the priest ashamed of it?
Yes, and he’ll be sure to repent to God later on.
Did the priest regret it?
Well…hard to say as he seemed quite happy knowing he won’t miss the next basketball game like he normally does each year due to him living on the other side of town, and the fact he doesn’t get off work until an hour after the game officially starts. So…maybe the priest regrets it a little, but he was still very happy with himself.
“Ah…I should test out the sound quality on this thing,” the priest said as he glanced around his office, trying to find the remote control, “huh…where’d I put that remote…”
“You mean this remote, Father?”
The priest let out a yelp and jumped. He quickly turned around and was surprised to see a young man wearing the uniform of a pastor, standing right behind him, staring at him blankly.
“C-Craig! H-how long were you s-standing there!?” The priest asked, getting extremely nervous as he glanced between the pastor and the television.
The pastor, Craig, stared at the priest, glanced over the flat screen TV, then let out a sigh, “just about now when you said you were going to test out this…large TV,” Craig said as he walked over and handed the remote to the priest.
“A-ah…I see,” the priest said, sweating nervously. He was a bit relieved that it didn’t seem like Craig heard everything regarding the new television.
Craig just stared at the priest blankly as he crossed his arms, “Father…where’d you get this new television?”
The priest froze, “uh…um…well…where else would I have gotten it? From the store of course,” the priest said, trying to act calm.
“Uh huh,” Craig said, tapping his foot, “but Father…aren’t these new flat screen TVs on the pricier side? How in God’s name were you able to afford such a thing?” Craig asked.
The priest’s eyes widened, and couldn’t answer.
After a moment, the pastor let out a sigh, and gave the priest a disappointed look, “Father, don’t tell me…you…you used the donation funds that were meant for the church!” Craig said, acting shocked.
The priest began to panic, realizing he needed to come up with an excuse before his reputation was ruined, “o-of course not! I would never use the church’s funds for a selfish personal purchase!” The priest exclaimed.
“So then…how’d you afford to get this TV then?” Craig asked, frowning slightly.
“I…well…you see…” the priest glanced at the TV and glanced back at the pastor. He needed to say something, or else his shame would be known to the public. “...Alright, fine! I will admit…I did use the church’s funds to purchase this TV,” the priest said, letting out a sigh.
“Why…Father,” Craig let out a gasp, looking completely shocked.
“B-but it’s not what you think!” The priest exclaimed, “as you know, the church funds are meant to be used in repairing and improving the church, and that is what this new TV is meant for!” The priest proclaimed.
“...I do not follow,” Craig said, tilting his head in confusion.
“Well, Craig, as you know…the old TV we used during service has been inefficient for a while now. Many of our churchgoers have complained about not being able to see anything on the screen, and that the sound quality is very poor,” the priest said, “so…I figured since we did receive a large donation last month…I would use the funds to purchase a new television for the church, one with a big screen and amazing sound quality,” the priest explained.
Craig stared at the priest silently, “so then…this new TV you bought is meant for the church?”
“Yes, exactly!”
“....So then…why did you install it in your office?” Craig asked.
“....Because…because….I…wanted to make sure it was working fine! A-after all, we wouldn’t want the new TV to suddenly malfunction mid-service now, right? Gotta make sure everything is in tip-top shape!” The priest said, smiling nervously.
“I see…” Craig said, glancing down and resting his cheek on the palm of his right hand, “...that….makes so much sense!” Craig said, giving the priest a small smile, “I knew someone like you would never do something as selfish as taking the church’s funds to buy a flat screen TV just to watch…I don’t know…some basketball game that happens to be showing on Sunday,” Craig said, “you of all people would never do such a thing!”
“....Yep, that’s right…I would…never…do such a thing,” the priest said.
Craig nodded, seemingly happy with the answer, “well I’m glad we got all that cleared up,” Craig said. “So…after you finished testing the new television, would you like my assistance in having it set up in the main hall?” Craig asked.
The priest paused, “w-what?”
“Well…this TV does look pretty large and heavy, and I wouldn’t want you straining your back moving the TV to the main hall,” Craig said.
“Oh…uh…it’s fine, Craig! I’m sure I can handle it by myself,” the priest said, sweating nervously.
“Oh nonsense, it’ll be quicker if we both set it up in the main hall, especially if we want to have the TV ready by this Sunday,” Craig said.
“...This…Sunday?”
“That’s right,” Craig smiled, “after all, checking to make sure the TV is working shouldn’t take that long, so we can easily have this set up in the main hall before this Sunday’s service,” Craig explained.
“Ah…right…that…that makes…complete sense,” the priest said.
“Great, then how about we have the new TV set up in the main hall by Friday, hm?”
“...Yes…that’s an…excellent idea, Craig,” the priest said, looking defeated.
Craig stared at the look of dismay on the priest’s face and smiled, trying his best to hold back a chuckle. “Ah, right, there was something else I came in here for,” Craig said, “I’ve already completed my tasks for today, and wanted to know if there was anything else you needed me to do?”
“Ah I see, well there isn’t anything else I need you to do right now, so why don’t you go and take an early break,” the priest smiled, “oh and let sister Tweek know she can go on break as well. She should be out in the courtyard right now, I believe,” the priest said.
Craig nodded, “very well, thank you, Father,” Craig said. He then glanced up and noticed something on the priest’s shoulders. “Ah…just a moment,” Craig said as he walked over to the priest and suddenly patted the priest’s shoulders.
“Hm? What is it?” The priest said, glancing at his right shoulder.
“It was nothing, just a bit of dust,” Craig smiled.
“Ah…I see. Well thank you very much,” the priest said, feeling as if a weight was lifted off his shoulders. “Well, I best get back to work and make sure our new TV is working properly,” the priest said.
“Of course, Father, and I’m sure all the churchgoers will be so pleased to see the new TV once we set it up for Sunday,” Craig smiled.
“...Right…”
Craig then smiled and let out a dramatic sigh, “oh, and we must remind the churchgoers that just because that basketball game is playing for this Sunday, we are not allowed to play it during or after church hours,” Craig said.
“Y-yes…of course,” the priest sighed, once again feeling defeated.
Craig smiled at the priest, “I’ll leave you to it, Father,” Craig said, then left the priest’s office, closing the door behind him.
Once Craig was by himself in the hallway, he let out a long sigh before he started cackling, his voice nearly turning demonic. Craig then swept his hair back as his eyes turned from a dark blue to crimson red, his teeth suddenly growing sharp, and the tips of his fingers becoming pointy and turning black.
“Ah…teasing the priest is always good fun,” Craig chuckled to himself as he glanced back at the priest’s office door, “not that he didn’t deserve it for being a little greedy.”
As Craig started to leave he then held up his hand and held the thing he managed to grab from the priest while pretending there was dust on his shoulders. A slug-like creature squirmed in Craig’s hand, and Craig couldn’t help but smile at it, holding it tightly between his fingers.
“Oh…Tweek will love you,” Craig said as he started making his way to the courtyard behind the church.
Despite appearing like a normal human pastor, Craig was in fact a powerful demon. To be exact, he was a hybrid. Born from parents from the Greed and Wrath ring, Craig is infamously known throughout Hell for being bad tempered, sadistic, and having violent tendencies. Despite that, Craig ended up leaving Hell and started living in a church, disguising himself as a human pastor, and has been living in isolation for years.
That was until he ended up getting a roommate.
“Tweek? Tweek! Are you out here?” Craig called out once he was out in the courtyard. As he walked closer to the fountain, he noticed someone sitting on the basin of the fountain. “Oh, there you are,” Craig said as he walked closer.
Sitting by the fountain appeared to be a nun, they turned their heads to face Craig, and upon seeing him, they smiled. “Oh, Craig!” The nun got up from where they were sitting, and started to make their way towards them, “I didn’t see you-” Just as the nun took a step forward, their foot got caught by the hem of their dress, and they began falling. “Oh shit!” The nun fell face first to the ground, and began to groan in pain. “Mother…fucking…shit!” The nun exclaimed as they placed their hand on their forehead, hissing in pain, “argh, this stupid long ass dress! Gah! Why does it have to be so fucking long!? Who cares if people can see my ankles!? It’s not the fucking 1500s anymore!” The nun shouted profanities after profanities out of frustration and pain.
Craig just stood there, staring at the nun, trying his best to not laugh, “Tweek, you know good little nuns aren’t supposed to swear that much,” Craig smirked.
“Oh, fuck off, asshole…” The nun sighed, flipping Craig off.
This was Tweek, and despite looking like a pretty, but also foul-mouthed female nun, he was in reality a male imp. Born as an imp and from the Pride ring, Tweek’s life has always been difficult in Hell, so much so that he ended up leaving after he got tired of the mistreatment. He eventually ended up finding the church and meeting Craig, and while their first meeting wasn’t great, the two ended up being decent roommates after spending enough time together and coming to an understanding with one another.
For Tweek, the church had become his safe haven, his home. Life has become quite peaceful for the little imp.
…Well…almost.
“You know, after months of dressing up as a nun, I’d figured you’d be used to walking around in a dress by now,” Craig sighed as he extended his hand to help Tweek out.
“I-it’s not the matter of if I’m used to it…it’s just…this dress is way too long and way too tight! I can barely move in this thing,” Tweek sighed as he grabbed hold of Craig’s hand.
“Hm…” Craig pulled Tweek up, and once Tweek was back on his feet, Craig leaned forward, glancing at Tweek’s waist, “....you sure you just haven’t gained weight?” Craig asked.
Tweek blinked a couple of times before his face turned red, and he got pissed, “are you calling me fat!?” Tweek shouted.
Craig leaned back after letting go of Tweek’s hand, and just shrugged, “I’m just saying…you’ve been a lot of sins as of late.”
“Y-you eat just as much as I do!” Tweek exclaimed.
“Yeah, but I at least try to stay active after eating,” Craig sighed with a smile, “what were you even doing just now? Shouldn’t you be working instead of sitting around?”
“I-I was working!” Tweek frowned, “I was trying to clean out the debris in the water, but it was hard to grab them since they keep floating towards the center,” Tweek sighed.
“....You know you weren’t supposed to turn off the fountain, drain the water, and then use a net to grab whatever debris was left inside the basin, right?”
“......” Tweek was silent as he stared at Craig in disbelief.
Craig sighed, “you fucking moron.”
Tweek pouted, “h-hey! I at least tried here! How was I supposed to know when no one told me anything? I don’t know how human fountains work!” Tweek exclaimed.
“It’s not like Hell doesn’t have fountains of their own…albeit fountains from Hell use lava instead of water, but the concept is still the same,” Craig said.
“Oh whatever,” Tweek sighed, “I at least got most of the debris out anyways, and managed to clean the fountain as well, so…I should still get some praise for all my hard work around here,” Tweek said while crossing his arms, pouting.
Craig chuckled, smiling at Tweek. “I’m sorry for not showing my appreciation for the work you’ve done. You did such a good job,” Craig said as he teases Tweek by gently patting him on the head.
“H-hey, quit it!” Tweek blushed as he swatted Craig’s hand away, “don’t treat me like a dog, asshole,” Tweek huffed.
Craig just chuckled, “well good news, the priest said we can go on break now, so you can take a break from cleaning the fountain for a bit,” Craig said.
“Good…my back was hurting from having to be on my hands and knees, and scrubbing the shit out of this thing,” Tweek sighed.
Craig smiled, “well then…guess that means you earned yourself a little reward,” Craig said as he reached into his pocket and held something behind his back.
Tweek paused for a moment, “reward?” Tweek asked, staring at Craig suspiciously.
“Yep, nice little treat for a hardworking little imp,” Craig grinned.
Tweek frowned, “this…isn’t another prank of yours…is it?” Tweek asked.
Craig shook his head, “nope, not a prank.”
“....Craig…I swear…if this is another pig’s head thing again, I’m going to get mad,” Tweek frowned.
Craig pouted, “you think the worse of me,” Craig complained, “don’t you trust me?”
“Craig…this is you we’re talking about…of course I’m not trusting you that easily,” Tweek said.
“Harsh…but fair…yeah…you should never trust me that easily,” Craig grinned.
“The fact that even you admit it is just scary,” Tweek said, feeling uneasy.
Craig chuckled and smiled at Tweek, “I promise, this one isn’t bad or anything. It’s actually nice. So hold out your hand and close your eyes,” Craig said.
“......” Tweek was hesitant, but took a deep breath as he held out his hands, and closed his eyes, “you promise this isn’t another pig’s head?”
“I promise,” Craig said.
“And you’re not just gonna pour a bucket of spiders over me, right?”
“Dude, come on…I don’t prank you that much, do I?”
“You literally spiked my food with hot sauce the other night, remember?”
“Oh yeah…” Craig paused for a moment, “look, I swear, this isn’t a prank, and you’ll like it. I promise.”
“....O-okay…” Tweek sighed, bracing himself for what Craig was about to give him.
After a second, Craig placed something into Tweek’s hand. It felt slimy, and was wiggling around. Tweek flinched as he felt the thing in his hands squirm, and realized it was alive.
Tweek immediately opened his eyes, worried about what Craig handed to him, but when he saw the familiar appearance of a black slug-like creature, his eyes widened with surprise.
“A sin?” Tweek asked as he held up the sin and glanced at the underside, “oh…wow…the color…it’s so…vibrant,” Tweek said, “I’ve…never seen a sin’s color be this clear before..and it looks so..fresh,” Tweek said, his mouth began to water a bit. “Did this come from the confession booth?” Tweek asked as he was about to take a bite of the sin.
“Nope, got it straight from the priest,” Craig said.
Tweek froze, “...w-what!?” Tweek turned to Craig in a panic. “Priest?! T-the priest made this!? Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!” Tweek held the sin away from his body and began to look around in a panic, “what do we do!? What do we do!? Oh fuck! We…we gotta get rid of this thing!” Tweek shrieked as he turned and was about to toss the sin away.
“Hey!” Craig quickly snatched the sin out of Tweek’s hand just as he was about to throw it, “what are you doing!? We do not throw away a perfectly good sin like that! That’s so wasteful,” Craig huffed, frowning at Tweek disapprovingly.
“Wasteful!? Craig, that is dangerous! It could kill us!” Tweek shouted.
“....Have…have you ever seen or eaten a sin made by a priest before?” Craig asked.
“Obviously not!” Tweek exclaimed, “and I’m not about to either! Quick! We gotta throw this thing away before it explodes and its holy juices splatters all over our skin, and we end up melting!” Tweek shouted as he tried to grab for the sin.
Craig sighed as he placed his hand over Tweek’s face, pushing him away, and stopping him from getting closer to the sin, “Tweek, stop. You’re being an idiot right now,” Craig said in a deadpanned voice.
Tweek stopped flailing and glared at Craig, “oh I’m sorry if me trying to save our lives is idiotic all of a sudden,” Tweek said.
Craig just sighed, “Tweek, sins made by a priest aren't deadly or poisonous to us demons. If anything, they are exactly like any sins we’ve eaten before…just more…tasty,” Craig said.
“H-how would you know?” Tweek asked.
“Because…I’ve eaten sins made by a priest before,” Craig said.
Tweek froze, “r-really?” Tweek asked.
Craig nodded, “oh yeah…though it’s been a long time since I had one. The last time was probably a decade ago,” Craig said, “oh but I can still remember the taste,” Craig smiled.
“....Was it…really that good?” Tweek asked, his curiosity was piqued.
Craig grinned at Tweek before placing the sin back into Tweek’s hands, “just imagined what a normal sin tastes like, but ten times better…and has a hint of holiness to it. Not enough to kill you, but just has that right amount of kick that would make you crave for more,” Craig explained.
Tweek gulped, “t-that good, huh?” Tweek asked.
“Oh yeah,” Craig said, “nothing beats an authentic sin made by a holy man,” Craig said, “and I really mean authentic, not like those sins that are made by corrupted priests and pastors that aren’t true holy men. Their sins are just regular sins that just so happened to be made by a priest…but a terrible one,” Craig explained, “oh no…the true sins of a holy man is the ones where they are truly pure of heart…and…their sin is just minor enough that God could easily forgive them.”
“I-I see…” Tweek said, now curious, “how come…I’ve never heard about how tasty these holy men sins are?” Tweek asked.
“That’s because they’re very rare. Like I said…authentic sins from a holy man are from those that rarely commit a sin in the first place, so it just adds to how sinful it can be,” Craig said.
“Ah…I see,” Tweek said, glancing at the sin, “so…it’s…really safe to eat?” Tweek asked.
“Yep. After all, just because it’s made by a holy man…they’re still humans, and as we know…almost all humans sin,” Craig smirked.
“......Well…thanks, Craig. I appreciate this,” Tweek smiled, glancing at the sin happily.
Craig smiled, “knew you’d appreciate it,” Craig sighed, “when I saw that sin from the priest, I immediately knew I had to give it to you.”
Tweek paused, “r-really? You…were thinking…about me?” Tweek asked, his cheeks turning slightly red.
“Of course. I had a feeling you’ve never had a sin made by a holy man before, so I knew you’d be happy if I gave one to you,” Craig said.
“I…wow…I…I don’t know what to say,” Tweek said as he began to blush.
“Huh? What do you mean?” Craig asked, raising an eyebrow.
“I mean…the fact you thought about me, and immediately gave me this sin…that’s like…super nice of you, Craig,” Tweek laughed a bit, “I mean…with how greedy you can be, I half expected you to just…keep it all to yourself, or even just take a huge bite and give me the leftovers,” Tweek chuckled.
“I mean…I did think of doing that…but it seemed pointless to do so,” Craig sighed.
Tweek’s smile dropped, “huh?” Tweek stared at Craig blankly, “w-what do you mean?”
Craig looked at Tweek in confusion, “what do you mean what I mean? Isn’t it obvious?” Craig asked.
“....No?” Tweek was still confused.
Craig sighed before pointing at the underside of the sin, “look, it’s green, and you know green means it’s a Greed sin, and since I’m part Greed demon…this sin won’t have any special effect on me, remember?” Craig explained.
Tweek was in utter disbelief, “wait…so the real reason you’re handing this to me is because…it won’t have any special effect on you simply because it’s a Greed sin?” Tweek asked.
“Well…yeah,” Craig sighed, “I mean, sure it’ll still taste good and restore my powers and all that, but…what’s the point if it’s not going to do anything fun,” Craig sighed, “makes me wish the priest did something else to sin…like…I don’t know…was lazing around instead of doing work…or was watching something lewd on his computer,” Craig pouted.
“....” Tweek stared at the sin with a blank expression, “so then…you weren’t just giving this to me for any other special reason?” Tweek asked.
“Special reason?” Craig looked confused, “I mean…I guess I did say it was a reward for your hard work, but other than that…I just didn’t want to waste a perfectly good sin. Sure, I could have still taken a bite out of it and given you the rest, but I already had my fill of greed from last night, and didn’t feel like having anymore today,” Craig sighed.
“...I…see,” Tweek said, looking very disappointed.
“....Hey…you okay?” Craig asked, noticing how Tweek seemed upset.
“Huh? Oh…y-yeah, sorry…just…been feeling tired from working all day. I think I’m going to have a snack break now that I have the perfect snack in my hand,” Tweek said, trying to laugh off how awkward things were.
“O…kay?” Craig raised an eyebrow, but didn't question it any further, “well uh…I’m going on a smoke break,” Craig said as he pulled out a packet of cigarettes from his pocket, and grabbed one cigarette. He then snapped his fingers until a small flame appeared from his thumb, and used it to light the cigarette before placing it between his lips. “I think I’ll spy on the priest a bit to see if he’ll sin some more today…would be really lucky if we get double priest sins, right?” Craig grinned.
“Heh…yeah…sure,” Tweek said, looking away from Craig.
“....Hey….you sure you’re alright? You’ve been acting off lately,” Craig said.
“Huh? W-what do you mean?” Tweek asked.
“I don’t know…you’ve just been off…like….one minute you’re super happy, then the next…you look upset by something, and it’s usually happens when I give you something or tell you something,” Craig said.
“I-it’s nothing! Just…been really annoyed with all these chores we gotta do around here…kind of makes you wish the priest would just hire a professional cleaner than having a pastor and nun do all the work, you know?” Tweek laughed.
“....Sure?” Craig said before taking a deep breath and then exhaling, letting all the smoke come out from his nose and lips, “...Listen…if something’s bugging you…you can…tell me, you know?” Craig said.
“H-huh?” Tweek looked up at Craig.
Craig looked away, blushing in embarrassment and seemingly looked uncomfortable. Craig sighed, “look…I’m not usually the type who expresses himself emotionally, nor am I the type to really talk about himself much, but…I can still listen if…something’s bothering you, you know?”
“Uh..w-where’s this coming from?” Tweek asked.
Craig groaned, “I’m just saying…if you got something you wanna say…or need to talk to someone…then…wouldn’t it be better just to talk to me? After all…we’re…rommates…and…friends,” Craig blushed.
“...Craig…”
“...Nnngg…ugh…just…if you don’t bottle shit up. Knowing you, it won’t do you any good, so…if you wanna talk…just talk…I won’t force you to, but…you can…rely on me sometimes, alright?” Craig said, his face turning red.
“....Y-yeah…thanks,” Tweek smiled.
“Alright…good…glad we cleared that up,” Craig sighed, feeling awkward, “if you need me, I’ll be inside,” Craig said as he started heading back inside the church.
“Ah…don’t smoke inside! You know the smell lingers!” Tweek called out to him.
Craig doesn’t say anything and just waved his hand, acknowledging what Tweek said, but at the same time, not promising anything.
Once Craig was back inside, it was just Tweek, alone in the courtyard.
“....Yeah…he’s definitely not going to listen,” Tweek sighed, “typical Craig,” Tweek smiled to himself before turning back towards the fountain and sitting down.
As Tweek stared at the water inside the basin, he glanced at the sin in his hand, which was still squirming around, and seemingly trying to escape Tweek’s grip. Tweek chuckled as he glanced at the sin, letting it crawl all over his hands before holding it tightly, nearly squishing it.
Just as Tweek was smiling, his smile soon dropped as he remembered what Craig said earlier, “...of course he wasn’t giving this to me for some special reason. Ugh…there you go again, jumping to conclusions, Tweek!” Tweek frowned as he glanced at the sin. “....Of course he’ll never see you as anything more than just…a friend and a roommate…what were you expecting?” Tweek groaned as he placed his hands over his face, feeling embarrassed for how he acted earlier.
That’s right, despite their relationship being mostly platonic with some physical intimacy and a lot of egging each other on, the truth of the matter was that Tweek had developed feelings for Craig.
Unrequited feelings it seemed.
“Argh! It’s been weeks! Weeks! I thought if I ignored these stupid…confusing feelings long enough, it’ll just go away on its own! If anything…it feels like I’m falling even harder for him!” Tweek cried out.
Tweek couldn’t really understand why this happened, why he suddenly saw Craig as more than a friend and roommate. Tweek thought that just having Craig be a mentor and sexual partner should be enough for him, but now he’s expecting something more? It made no sense to him whatsoever.
“Ugh…of all demons, why did it have to be…him?” Tweek frowned as he couldn’t believe he had feelings for Craig of all demons. “...I blame that stupid angel for getting into my head! If he didn’t say anything about me having a thing for Craig, none of this would be happening! Now…I can’t even stop thinking about it! Ugh! It’s so…cringe!” Tweek cried out, squishing the sin tightly in his hands as if it was a stress ball.
The sin in Tweek’s hand started thrashing around as soon as Tweek started squishing it, and Tweek glanced at his hands, quickly loosening his grip.
“Ugh…I’m stressing myself out,” Tweek sighed. He then glanced at the sin in his hands, “...maybe a snack will help calm me down,” Tweek muttered, feeling hungry as he glanced at the delicious looking sin.
The moment Tweek took a small bite out of the sin, his tastebuds were blasted with a flavor that seemed familiar, yet had a hint of something extraordinary.
It was amazing.
“Holy shit….Craig wasn’t kidding about this tasting good,” Tweek said, his eyes sparkling. Tweek takes another bite, happily munching on the sin, and enjoying the taste. “Wow, this tastes…so good! Who knew sins from a holy man could taste this good!” Tweek exclaimed as he took another bite.
Tweek continued to eat more of the sin, savoring the taste until it was all gone. Once Tweek ate all of the sin, he glanced at his hands and began to pout.
“Aw…gone already? I should have taken smaller bites,” Tweek sighed, wishing he had more.
Suddenly, Tweek started to feel strange. He started to feel…greedy.
“Ugh…I wish I could have more! …Hm…well…Craig did say that authentic holy men sins are when a pure hearted holy man commits a small sinful deed…maybe..I could use my powers to make the priest sin, and I can have all the sins to myself,” Tweek grinned, even going as far as to come up with a plan. “Yeah…that’s a great idea! It’ll be so easy to make that priest sin! He seems like the lazy type considering how much work he pushes on me and Craig, and he does seem like the gluttonous type too considering how many snacks I’ve seen him eat during our breaks! Making him sin a little will be a piece of cake!” Tweek giggled.
As Tweek thought more and more about how to make the priest sin, he suddenly thought about Craig.
“Oh…but what to do with Craig? I obviously don’t want to share those tasty sins with him…but at the same time…he’s probably better at making the priest sin if he tried. Ugh…what to do…what to do,” Tweek pondered, tapping his foot, and crossing his arms. “...Oh…alright, I’ll share a few, but only a few. I’m sure that asshole will make me do all the work anyway,” Tweek sighed, already imagining how Craig would just boss him around.
As Tweek imagined more and more about Craig and how they could get more holy man sins, his thoughts started to delve deeper and deeper into his desires.
“Hmph….if I’m going to do all the work…Craig better at least praise me,” Tweek blushed, “...heh…it would be nice if he…patted my head like he did earlier,” Tweek smiled as he placed his hand on top of his head, “a-and…if he said I did a great job,” Tweek grinned, blushing harder as he imagined Craig praising him for his hard work. “...Wait…no way would he do that easily…he’s such a stubborn prick…can’t even say one compliment without forcing him to,” Tweek pouted, getting angry at the imaginary Craig in his head.
As Tweek thought more and more about Craig, feeling the greed from the sin and his pride mixing, along with his inner feelings, Tweek couldn’t help but wish for one thing.
“....It would be nice…if…Craig would say…he…loved me,” Tweek smiled softly, his cheeks were completely red, and his heart beating loudly. “...I wish I could tell Craig that I…love him,” Tweek sighed.
As soon as those words left his mouth, it took a minute for Tweek to snap out of his greedy daze and realize what he just said. It seemed the side effects from the sin were starting to wear off.
“....Ah…” Tweek blushed and he quickly covered his mouth in embarrassment. “Gah! I can’t believe I said that out loud! Ahhhh!” Tweek exclaimed. Tweek crouched down, burying his face into his knees, and wishing God or an angel would just show up and strike him down, ending the embarrassment he was feeling. Tweek let out a groan as he rested his cheek against his knee, staring blankly ahead, “thank the deadly sins that I’m alone right now…or I would have killed myself,” Tweek sighed.
Who knew love could be this complicated.
Later that evening, the church was finally closed for the night. The priest had already gone home, and now Craig and Tweek had the entire church to themselves.
Now that there are no humans around, the two demons can finally start collecting today’s sins from the confession booths, and enjoy a nice, quiet evening eating sins.
“..Craig, what’s that?” Tweek asked as he pointed at Craig’s bucket.
Craig glanced down, glanced back at Tweek, and held up his bucket, “a bucket full of sins,” Craig said in a matter of fact tone.
Tweek frowned, “I meant why you’re just collecting Sloth sins?” Tweek asked, noticing Craig was ignoring all the other sins in the confession booth, and just only picking Sloth sins.
“Oh, that,” Craig smirked, “well…I heard from the gossip grapevine that if a demon eats only Sloth sins in one sitting, they end up getting high,” Craig explained.
Tweek seemed surprised, “that…doesn’t sound right,” Tweek said.
Craig shrugged, “worth a try, hence why I’m testing it today,” Craig grinned.
Tweek frowned, “...wait a minute…where did you even get that information from? Aside from me and your own family, you’re not close to any other demon. Hell, you even moved to the church to live in isolation and avoid having to deal with other demons for years,” Tweek pointed out.
Craig simply smiled nonchalantly, and tilted his head, “I have my ways.”
Tweek opened his mouth, about to ask further, but stopped, knowing full well that trying to get a straight answer from Craig would just cause a major headache.
“I swear…you’re getting more and more eccentric with your secret hobbies and interests,” Tweek sighed.
Craig just shrugged and continued to collect more Sloth sins.
As Tweek was collecting his fair share of sins, he frowned as he noticed there weren’t many of the sins he was looking for, “ugh…there’s so much Greed, Envy, and Lust today,” Tweek sighed, “I can barely find any Pride…”
“....Here,” Craig noticed a Pride sin hidden underneath, and quickly grabbed it. He then placed it into Tweek’s bucket, “try to dig underneath, usually the least popular sins end up getting buried,” Craig explained.
“Oh, uh…thanks,” Tweek said. He took Craig’s advice and started digging around until he found a couple of Pride sins under all the Greed and Lust, “you’re right! They really were hidden underneath here,” Tweek smiled.
Craig nodded, “yeah, a lot of times the least used sins end up getting buried under the most used ones. Hence why I usually try to collect one of each per day and save them for later just in case I can’t find the sin I’m looking for the next day,” Craig said.
Tweek looked at Craig, a bit surprised, “you’re…very knowledgeable about sins,” Tweek said.
Craig chuckled, “aren’t all demons supposed to know this type of stuff?”
Tweek sighed, “imps like me only know the basics. Hell, I didn’t even know for the longest time that demons could even eat sins from other rings. I always assumed demons can only eat the sins from the rings they were born from,” Tweek explained.
“Well…if that were true….that would be soooo boring,” Craig sighed.
Tweek chuckled, “is that why you enjoy eating other sins from other rings than the ones from Wrath and Greed?” Tweek asked.
Craig shrugged, “it’s not like I hate eating what I know, but once in a while I need some variety in my life. Life is too short just eating the same things everyday, you know?”
“Uh…well…I mean…technically true, but at the same time…we demons have a long ass life span, so unless we go into war with Heaven all over again…we’re not dying anytime soon,” Tweek pointed out.
Craig just shrugged, “I still stand at having variety,” Craig said.
Tweek chuckled then sighed, he then glanced at the pile of sins in the confession booths, and couldn’t help but wanting to know a bit more about Craig, feeling a bit curious.
“So…since you love eating a variety of sins…which would you say is your favorite?” Tweek asked.
“Can you even have a favorite when there’s only seven types of sins here?” Craig asked.
“Hey, it’s still enough to have one of them being your favorite, right?”
“...Heh…I guess you have a point,” Craig sighed as he glanced at the sins around and started contemplating. “....If I had to choose…I quite like…Pride.”
Tweek’s eyes widened, seemingly surprised, “s-seriously?”
Craig snorted, “what? Didn’t expect that from me?”
Tweek blushed and looked away, “I’m just surprised…I mean…I half expected you to like Lust or even Sloth the most,” Tweek said.
Craig chuckled, smiling a bit, “Sloth is nice…helps me relax…and if I ever have trouble sleeping, Sloth is my go to in knocking me out for the rest of the night,” Craig said, “but…I wouldn’t say it’s my favorite…mostly because of how shitty I feel when I do eventually wake up,” Craig said.
“Ah…guess that makes sense,” Tweek said.
“As for Lust,” Craig leaned closer to Tweek, smiling at him. “It’s quite fun, if not a bit too messy,” Craig smirked, “but oh….before you came along…all I could really do was just constantly touching myself until I finally came. It was so…tedious…”
“.....” Tweek gulped as he began to sweat nervously. His mind soon ended up imagining Craig touching and playing with himself, trying his best to come. Tweek could already imagine the faces Craig made.
“....You’re thinking about me masturbating, aren’t you?” Craig gave Tweek a sly smile.
Tweek blushed and quickly turned away, “o-of course not! W-why would you think that!?” Tweek asked.
“I can see you getting hard underneath your dress, imp boy,” Craig said, glancing down.
Tweek flinched and quickly tried to cover his crotch, looking embarrassed. Tweek was mortified.
Craig chuckled before he suddenly grabbed Tweek’s chin, forcing him to look at him, “hey…I already told you my favorite sin…what’s yours?”
“A-ah! I-I don’t have a favorite,” Tweek blushed harder.
“Aw…don’t be like that…come on, be honest,” Craig smiled.
“R-really, I don’t!” Tweek shut his eyes, shaking a bit, “I just like Pride! I ate a lot of it growing up, and I’m just used to it,” Tweek said.
“Oh, but you’ve had plenty of other sins since then, right? I’ve noticed you always grabbing one of each every night,” Craig said.
“W-well…that’s…um…that’s because…” Tweek began to stutter. He couldn’t think straight, not with how close Craig was to him. He felt his mind and heart were going crazy.
Craig chuckled, “if I had to guess what your favorite sin is….I would believe…” Craig suddenly reached into Tweek’s bucket and took out one of the sins inside, “...it was Lust,” Craig smirked.
“Y-you’re wrong! That’s n-not my favorite at all!” Tweek exclaimed, “q-quit teasing me already,” Tweek said, trying to push Craig away, but couldn’t bring himself to actually do it.
Craig chuckled as he pressed his lips against the sin, even going as far as licking the very tip of it, “you know…it’s been a while since we’ve last done it together…what do you say we have some fun?” Craig smiled.
Tweek blushed and looked away shyly, “w-what about your little experiment? I thought you wanted to focus on that,” Tweek said, glancing at Craig’s bucket.
“Mmm…I could always do it later,” Craig smiled, “after all…wouldn’t it be better if I work up an appetite first?” Craig said before taking a bite out of the sin.
Tweek gasped as soon as he saw Craig taking a bite, and glanced at him. Craig’s face immediately started to turn red, and his eyes were full of lust.
“I won’t force you if you’re not in the mood…I can always have fun on my own for the next…mmm…hour or so,” Craig smirked, waving the half eaten sin in his hands, “but…it would be nice if I could fuck that cute little hole of yours,” Craig said, staring at Tweek seductively.
“......” Tweek stared at him, feeling his heart racing.
Of course there was no way Tweek could say no, not when Craig was looking at him like that.
Frowning slightly, while his face was completely red, Tweek grabbed Craig’s hand that was holding the half eaten sin, and pulled it towards him. Tweek then took a bite of the sin, all while staring Craig directly in the eyes.
Craig looked at him and smiled, “that’s a good little imp,” Craig smirked.
Almost immediately, Tweek could feel his body getting hot, and his member getting hard underneath his dress. He began to pant heavily as he glanced at Craig, just wanting the demon to touch him already.
“Nnng…C-Craig…” Tweek bit his bottom lip as he grabbed Craig’s sleeve, tugging it slightly.
Craig just chuckled before he leaned forward, kissing Tweek on the lips. Tweek wrapped his arms around Craig, pulling him closer.
“Mmmmfff….nnngg…” Tweek moaned softly as he could feel Craig gently sucking at his bottom lip before biting it gently.
“Nnng…fuck,” Craig sighed as he suddenly felt Tweek’s knee gently rubbing his crotch. “Such a naughty little thing,” Craig smirked as he pulled back, and tilted Tweek’s head so he would be staring at him. Craig chuckled as he could see the lust in Tweek’s eyes. “Let’s take this inside the priest’s office….” Craig whispered.
Tweek blushed, but nodded in agreement.
The two then started making their way towards the priest’s office.
The moment the two entered the priest’s office, they immediately were all over each other. Locking lips as they stumbled inside, trying to reach for the futon.
As soon as they reached the futon, Tweek began to remove Craig’s clothes, removing his jacket and unbuckling his pants, all while Craig waited for a moment before he suddenly grabbed the front of Tweek’s nun dress, and ripped it in the front.
“H-hey!” Tweek blushed as he looked down, seeing his dress was completely destroyed.
“Relax, I still have a few extras around here,” Craig said before he started to kiss Tweek’s neck.
“Nnng…s-still…” Tweek gasped, shutting his eyes as he continued to unbutton Craig’s shirt, “y-you could have…b-been more…g-gentler about it,” Tweek moaned.
“Heh…oh you and I both know that you would have ripped that dress yourself, I just thought to help you,” Craig smirked.
“Pff…dick,” Tweek smiled before giving Craig a quick peck on the lips, then licking at them.
Craig smirked, “lay down,” Craig instructed.
Tweek nodded before he laid down on the futon with his legs spread. Craig then got on the futon himself, sitting between Tweek’s legs. He began to kiss Tweek’s chest, licking and biting whatever he could.
“A-ah…fuck…” Tweek moaned as he bit his bottom lip, while placing his hands on the back of Craig’s head.
As Craig went lower and lower, he reached Craig’s member. Craig smiled as he saw how hard Tweek was. “I don’t know which of us is the biggest perv here, you or me,” Craig said as he reached out and gave Tweek’s member a slight squeeze, watching as some of Tweek’s cum leaked out at the tip.
“Nnnng…fuck…” Tweek gasped, turning his head, “d-don’t just…g-grab it like that,” Tweek whined.
“I’ll be careful,” Craig sighed with a smile. He then glanced at Tweek’s member before opening his mouth and started licking at the tip.
Tweek shut his eyes, feeling Craig’s tongue. Tweek let out a soft moan as Craig began to put more of his member inside his mouth.
“A-ah…ah…fuck…so…fucking warm…in your mouth,” Tweek gasped, his toes began to curl as Craig continued to suck him off.
“Mmmff…” Craig kept sucking on Tweek’s member until he could feel Tweek’s member throbbing so much in his mouth. Craig then pulled away, but kept using his long tongue to lick at Tweek’s member, while his hands continued to stroke him by the base.
“A-ah! Ah!” Tweek ended up cumming all over Craig’s face. “Shit…shit…” Tweek moaned, panting heavily as he glanced back at Craig.
“Well shit….you must have been that pent up, huh?” Craig said, licking some of Tweek’s cum from his lips and from his member.
“I-I’m sorry,” Tweek blushed, covering his face in embarrassment. He couldn’t believe he came that quickly, and from Craig just simply giving him a blow job.
“Hey, don’t hide that cute face of yours,” Craig said as he reached out and pulled Tweek’s hands away.
“Ugh…I can’t believe I came just by your tongue,” Tweek sighed.
Craig chuckled, “well….my tongue can be pretty good,” Craig said, sticking out his long tongue, which caused Tweek to shudder. As Craig sat up and spread Tweek’s legs apart a bit more, he paused for a moment as he realized something, “shit, forgot the lube,” Craig said.
“Ah…is there any more around here?” Tweek asked.
“No…I think we might have used up all of it from last time we fucked,” Craig said.
Tweek’s eyes widened, “t-t-then what should we do?” Tweek asked.
Craig pondered for a bit before glancing down at Tweek’s hole, then glanced back at Tweek, “...guess we’re doing this the old fashion way,” Craig said.
“Huh? What are you-” Tweek was startled when Craig suddenly grabbed his legs and pulled his lower body upwards until Craig’s face was just inches away from his hole. Tweek was surprised when Craig stuck out his long tongue, and before Tweek knew it, he felt Craig licking the rim of his hole. “W-w-w-wait! That’s dirty!” Tweek cried out, trying to push Craig’s head away, but with how he’s positioned, and how Craig was holding his lower body up, it was a bit difficult.
“Oh come on, we’ve done way dirtier things than me just licking your pretty pink hole here,” Craig smirked.
Tweek blushed, “b-but…this is so…awkward…and it feels…w-weird,” Tweek stuttered, feeling his heart racing.
“Don’t worry so much, I’ll make sure to make you feel good,” Craig smiled, his face flushed. Craig then put his lips back against Tweek’s hole and continued to stick his tongue in and out of Tweek’s hole, all while sucking on it as well.
“Nnngg….mmmmmfff…” Tweek stifled back a moan as he felt Craig’s tongue thrusting into him. The feeling was so strange, yet it felt surprisingly good as well. “A-ah…fuck…” Tweek cried out as he felt himself getting hard again.
“.....” As Craig continued to stick his tongue inside, he then got a naughty idea. While propping Tweek’s left leg against his right shoulder, Craig then crept his hand towards Tweek’s bottom before suddenly inserting a finger inside, while still licking around the rim.
“A-ah!” Tweek’s body jolted up as he felt Craig’s finger enter him. “Nnng…” Tweek’s body began to tremble as the feeling of Craig’s finger and tongue was starting to overwhelm him. “C-Craig!” Tweek cried out, his back arching slightly. Tweek then grabbed at the throw pillow behind him, clutching it tightly.
“Mmmm…” Craig softly sighted as he continued to lick at Tweek’s hole. He then inserted a second finger inside, causing Tweek to jump once more.
“Shit! It’s going so…fucking…d-deep,” Tweek moaned, feeling his spit dribbling down his chin.
Craig chuckled a bit, “hopefully you don’t end up cumming from just my fingers,” Craig smirked, teasing Tweek.
Tweek glared at him before getting an idea. As Craig was distracted, Tweek brought out his tail and sneakily moved it towards Craig’s member. Once he saw his tail was close, he wrapped it around Craig’s member, squeezing it tightly.
“Nnnng…you…” Craig gritted his teeth as he glanced at Tweek, seeing the smug look on his face, “you little shit,” Craig said, his back arching as he felt Tweek’s tail rubbing and squeezing his member. “Fuck…” Craig let out a groan.
“Hmph…try not to cum by my tail now,” Tweek teased.
Craig smirked as he shoved a third finger inside Tweek, going as deep as he could.
“A-ah!” Tweek moaned as he leaned back, his tongue sticking out as he began to pant heavily. “Fuck!” Tweek cried out as Craig continued to thrust his fingers into him, hitting him in a certain spot that was driving Tweek crazy. “A-ah…right there…right there!” Tweek cried out, wanting Craig to reach that spot again.
“Nngg…fuck…” Craig kept thrusting his fingers in while his member was throbbing from Tweek’s tail still squeezing him around the base. “Ah…I wanna fuck you much,” Craig panted, feeling the sweat drip down his face.
“Nng..then fuck me already,” Tweek gasped, “I want to feel you inside me,” Tweek begged.
Craig nodded as he pulled his fingers away, and Tweek uncoiled his tail around Craig’s member.
The two then adjusted their position as Tweek spread out his legs a bit more, while Craig grabbed his member, stroking it slightly as he positioned himself between Tweek’s legs.
“Deep breaths,” Craig said as he slowly inserted himself into Tweek.
“Nnngg…” Tweek shut his eyes tightly as he felt Craig entering him, taking deep sharp breaths. It was painful at first, but it was slowly starting to feel good once Craig was fully inside of him.
“So…fucking tight,” Craig gasped as he waited a moment.
After a few moments to catch their breaths, Tweek glanced at Craig, giving him the signal to start moving. Craig nodded and began to move his hips, enjoying the feeling of his member inside Tweek.
“Oh, it’s really been so long…I forgot how good you feel around my cock,” Craig said, as he rotated his hips, trying to go as deep as he could.
“Nng…d-don’t say that!” Tweek whined, feeling embarrassed.
“Why? Are you shy? I know you love it when I talk so sweetly to you…just look at how much your hole is…nngg…sucking me in,” Craig said, glancing down.
“A-ah…quit teasing me already, and just fuck me,” Tweek whined.
Craig just chuckled, “whatever you say,” Craig said as he quickened his pace.
The sound of skin slapping against each other, along with the sound of groaning filled the room. The two were going at it, with Tweek moaning loudly with each thrust, and Craig focusing on trying to reach that spot he knew Tweek loved.
“Oh fuck…right there…” Tweek gasped.
“Nnng…let’s change positions here…I wanna kiss you,” Craig said.
Tweek nodded as he used his arms to lift himself up, and was now sitting up right, with Craig’s member still inside of him. Tweek shuddered as he could feel Craig going even deeper inside, and wrapped his arms around Craig, bracing himself as Craig continued to thrust upwards into him.
“So…deep,” Tweek said before pressing his lips against Craig’s, pushing his tongue inside.
The two continued to sloppily kiss, with Craig’s hand reaching out to stroke Tweek’s member. Tweak shuddered, and rested his head against the crook of Craig’s neck, breathing heavily.
As Tweek glanced at Craig’s face, he noticed two bulges on Craig’s head. Realizing that Craig’s horns were about to pop out, Tweek leaned closer to Craig’s ear.
“Bring out your horns, I wanna suck them,” Tweek whispered.
Craig glanced at Tweek, but didn’t say anything. He just nodded and allowed his horns to come out.
Once Tweek saw Craig’s mismatched horns, Tweek licked his lips. He placed his hands on the back of Craig’s head, gently pushing it down until Craig’s face was pressed against his shoulder. Tweek then turned his head and began to leave a few kisses against the smoothest horn, then he began to lick it.
“Nnnng..” Craig shuddered as he felt Tweek’s tongue against one of his horns, and began to quicken his pace.
Tweek flinched, but smiled a bit, “guess your horns are pretty sensitive as well,” Tweek said before he reached out and started tracing his fingers against the more rigged horn.
“Ah…” Craig sighed as he buried his face into Tweek’s shoulder, and began to kiss and lick at it.
“Mmmm…” Tweek moaned before continuing to lick at Craig’s horn, even sucking the side a bit. “Fuck…I love how your horns look…they look so fucking sexy,” Tweek said, pressing a few more kissing against them.
Craig chuckled, “what? You want me to fuck you with my horns now?” Craig teased.
Tweek chuckled, “you know that would be way too painful and dangerous,” Tweek said, “but…” Tweek suddenly grabbed at one of Craig’s horns, stroking them, “I wouldn’t mind just sucking on them…and seeing you’ll come that way…” Tweek grinned.
“Nnng…you’ve really improved on your…d-dirty talking,” Craig groaned, feeling himself about to come.
Tweek smiled, “g-got a g-good teacher…” Tweek said as he began to bounce his hips to match Craig’s movement.
The two continued for a while, feeling close to finishing.
“A-ah! I-I’m going to c-come!” Tweek cried out, then soon came all over both his and Craig’s stomachs. “Oh fuck…fuck,” Tweek cried out.
“Nnngg….I’m…cumming…t-too…” Craig gasped, he then pushed Tweek back down so he’d be laying on his back, and kept thrusting into Tweek a few more times before finally pulling out. “Nnnnngg…fuck!” Craig gasped as he felt his member throbbing, cumming all over Tweek’s stomach and parts of the futon.
Tweek was panting heavily as he laid on his back, he glanced at the mess they made, a bit worried for the futon since he didn’t want any stains to be left on it, but he was too tired to worry about it right now.
As Tweek laid there, he glanced up at Craig, and blushed as he saw Craig panting heavily, sweat dripping from his face and chest.
Craig really was attractive.
Tweek gulped before he shyly extended his arms out, wanting to hold Craig. Craig glanced at Tweek now that he had calmed down from his lust high, chuckled at how cute Tweek was being, but obliged as he leaned down, laying on top of Tweek, and wrapping his arms around the imp.
“You’re being all cuddly all of a sudden,” Craig said.
Tweek flinched, looking embarrassed, “I-I just felt like cuddling…so what?” Twerk said.
Craig chuckled, “you’re being too cute,” Craig said before he leaned forward and pressed his lips against Tweek.
Tweek’s heart skipped a beat, and slowly closed his eyes as he returned the kiss. The two continued to hold each other, making out, enjoying the quiet evening together. When Craig pulled away and began to suck and lick at Tweek’s neck, Tweek let out a soft moan as placed one hand on the back of Craig’s head, while the other hand went behind his head.
Suddenly, Tweek’s hand bumped into something, and before the two knew it, the flat screen TV in the room suddenly turned out, and a voice spoke, interrupting the silence.
“I love you.”
Tweek froze when he heard those words and quickly jumped up, nearly bumping into Craig’s head.
“Hey! Careful,” Craig frowned when Tweek’s head nearly hit his chin. He then glanced over at the TV, also a bit surprised to see the TV was turned on all of a sudden. “What the?”
“I love you too…”
Tweek blushed when he heard those words again, and was very shocked and scared when he saw a human couple on the screen. “H-huh? W-what’s going on!? What is that!?” Tweek exclaimed, pointing at the couple on the TV.
Seeing Tweek panicking, Craig quickly got off of Tweek and tried to calm him down, “relax, it’s just the TV playing a romance movie, don’t start freaking out now,” Craig said, explaining what was going on.
Tweek seemed confused, “that’s a TV?” Tweek asked, surprised to see a TV this big and flat, especially since he was used to the more bulky and boxy models that the church has been using.
Craig chuckled at Tweek’s confused expression, “I’m guessing Hell hasn’t updated their tech down there, yet,” Craig said. He then glanced behind Tweek’s head and noticed the remote hiding underneath one of the throw pillows, “there’s the culprit,” Craig said as he reached over for the remote and held it up, “I guess the priest must have left this here,” Craig sighed, “that man needs to be more organized,” Craig said as he was about to turn the TV off.
However, before he could, Tweek noticed the couple on screen, smiling at each other as they held onto each other, and without thinking, Tweek quickly grabbed Craig’s hand, stopping him.
“W-wait! D-don’t turn it off!” Tweek exclaimed.
Craig seemed surprised by Tweek’s reaction, “what? You actually wanna watch this?” Craig asked, glancing at the screen.
Tweek doesn’t answer, he just looked down shyly before nodding his head.
“.....” Craig glanced at Tweek, glanced back at the screen, and then let out a sigh, “well…I guess it is still pretty early…and we still haven’t eaten anything yet,” Craig pondered, “...ah…what the hell, could be fun,” Craig smiled.
Tweek looked at Craig happily, and couldn’t help but smile, “thank you.”
Craig glanced at Tweek before chuckling, “didn’t know you like romance movies,” Craig said.
Twee blushed and looked away, “I-I’ve never seen a movie before, and this looked…interesting, that’s all…”
Craig raised an eyebrow, but didn't say anything about it, “whatever you say,” Craig said as he snapped his fingers and brought out two towels. He handed one to Tweek. “Here, use this to clean yourself up. I’m going to grab our buckets from the main hall,” Craig said.
Tweek stared at the towel for a moment before realizing something, “wait a minute!” Tweek turned to Craig, blushing, “you could have totally summoned a new bottle of lube if you wanted to, couldn’t you!?”
Craig didn’t say anything, he simply stared at Tweek blankly for a moment before smiling playfully. Tweek just stared at him, feeling pissed and embarrassed.
“You piece of shit,” Tweek said.
Craig just laughed, “you still loved it…didn’t you?” Craig teased.
Tweek blushed, and quickly turned away.
Craig just laughed even more before leaving Tweek alone in the room for a bit. Once Tweek was by himself, Tweek let out a sigh, feeling embarrassed and frustrated with Craig.
“Ugh, that asshole! Always doing whatever he wants! Argh…he’s such a dick!” Tweek huffed.
As he was sitting there, seething, he glanced back at the screen, and saw the human couple, staring at each other before they shared a kiss. Tweek blushed as he looked at them, and quickly looked away, feeling his heart beating.
“....I still like him though,” Tweek sighed.
Tweek then just sat there, staring at the happy couple on screen, and almost wishing it was him and Craig at that very moment.
After cleaning up and getting dressed, Craig and Tweek decided to spend the rest of the evening having dinner, and watching movies together. Specifically, romance movies.
Tweek wasn’t sure why he wanted to see these movies, especially since he was finding them to be boring and repetitive after the third romance movie, but for some reason, he couldn’t help but want to see them.
At least with Craig here, these movies were a little enjoyable.
“Hm….” Tweek flinched when he felt Craig’s head resting on his shoulder, when he glanced to his right, he saw how sleepy Craig seemed.
“You okay?” Tweek asked, feeling a bit worried.
“Hm? Y-yeah…just…sleepy,” Craig said, letting out a yawn.
Tweek chuckled, and just let Craig rest his head against him, “I’m guessing all those Sloth sins didn’t get you high?” Tweek asked.
“Nope,” Craig sighed, “too bad too…would make these movies…bearable,” Craig said, blinking slowly.
Tweek chuckled, “I’m sorry for making you watch these…if you want, we can watch something else,” Tweek suggested.
Craig shook his head, snuggling against Tweek’s shoulder, “it’s fine…as boring as this shit is…it’s kind of…nice…just relaxing and watching movies together…” Craig sighed.
Tweek blushed and quickly turned his attention back to the screen. His heart was beating fast, and he hoped Craig didn’t notice.
“I love you, I’ve always loved you! So please…don’t turn me away…”
Tweek stared at the screen intently, feeling strange by the scene. He felt slightly jealous with how easily the couple in these movies seem to confess their feelings, yet here Tweek was. Too afraid to tell Craig his feelings, and barely keeping it together right now.
“Ugh…another cringey love confession,” Craig sighed, “can’t these directors make them a little more interesting?”
Tweek chuckled, “how much more interesting should it be?”
Craig shrugged, letting out a tired sigh, “I don’t know…maybe have the guy literally rip his heart out and present it to the girl while he declares his love?”
Tweek laughed, “I’m pretty sure that would make the movie short since the guy will end up dead after five seconds,” Tweek pointed out.
“Even better,” Craig smiled.
Tweek chuckled for a bit, but his smile soon dropped. He glanced at Craig, and could see how indifference Craig seemed when it came to love and romance, and Tweek couldn’t help but wonder.
Was there even a chance?
“....Can…I ask you something?” Tweek asked.
“Hm? Yeah, what is it?” Craig said, not looking at Tweek, and just kept staring blankly at the screen.
“....Have…have you ever fallen in love with anyone before?” Tweek asked.
“Pff…love? I mean…I’ve lusted for people before, but love? Ha!” Craig laughed.
Tweek frowned, “I’m serious.”
Craig paused for a moment before sitting up and looking at Tweek, “uh…I…” Craig looked awkward, “...why are you asking this?”
Tweek flinched and looked away, “just curious. I guess after watching these movies…I couldn’t help but be curious. I figured it would be a great bonding moment between us,” Tweek said, trying to act naturally.
“Oh yeah? What’s next? We paint each other’s nails and braid our hair?” Craig joked.
“....Nevermind…forget I asked,” Tweek sighed, crossing his arms and turning back to the TV with a frown.
“.....” Craig’s smile dropped and he looked at how pissed Tweek was. He rubbed the back of his neck before leaning back, “....I’ve never…fallen for anyone…but it’s…kind of complicated,” Craig said all of a sudden.
Tweek looked up and turned to Craig, “complicated?”
“.....” Craig made a face, looking uneasy, but he let out a sigh as he finally began telling Tweek the story. “I used to believe in finding love when I was…younger. My…mom always told me how one day I’d find that one special person I’ll spend the rest of my life with…just like how she found dad,” Craig said.
“....But?” Tweek furrowed his eyebrows.
“.....But then I grew up,” Craig sighed. “By the time my horns grew out, and it was known I was a hybrid…everything changed for me. Demons didn’t want to be my friend, many of them threatened my life, and I was constantly being attacked. So yeah…finding love was basically thrown out of the window for me the moment my horns came in,” Craig said.
“...I…I didn’t realize…” Tweek said, look at Craig sadly.
Craig shrugged, “it’s whatever. I’ve learned to accept that maybe love isn’t for me, that no demon will ever love me,” Craig said, “but hey…it’s not all that bad. I ended up leaving Hell, moving here, and I get to play pastor, corrupting souls, and having all the sins a demon could eat. So…life’s not all that bad,” Craig said.
“...Still sounds…pretty lonely though,” Tweek pointed out.
“....Heh, come on…I’m not lonely, I mean…I still got the priest bossing me around, the annoying churchgoers, Kenny whenever he wants to annoy me, and…I have you,” Craig said, glancing at Tweek.
“...” Tweek’s eyes widened, and his face turned red.
Craig looked at him and smiled, “honestly…you’re probably the first and only demon aside from my family that I’ve felt so…close to. I feel…I can be more…myself when you’re around, and not having to worry about my life and all that,” Craig smiled softly.
“.....” Tweek’s heart was racing as Craig said that, and these feelings he had were now overwhelming. Tweek couldn’t think straight, no one big. From the movie, to Craig’s confession, to his own feelings, it was all too much to hold back.
“...Ah…damn…I can’t believe you actually got me to tell you that story. You really have a way to make me open up-”
Just as soon as Craig was about to turn back to Tweek, Tweek suddenly grabbed Craig’s face and leaned in, kissing Craig on the lips by surprise. Craig’s eyes widened by the sudden kiss, and didn’t know what to do or say. He just sat there, frozen for what felt like hours.
Once Tweek pulled away, he was breathing heavily as he looked back at Craig, and his eyes widened as he realized what he had done. “I…I…” Tweek’s face turned completely red as he glanced at Craig, who was just staring at him with wide eyes. “...I’m so sorry!” Tweek screamed before a puff of smoke surrounded them, and before Craig could register what was going on, Tweek was gone.
“....T-Tweek? Tweek!?” Craig looked around, wondering where Tweek went, he even checked the ground to see if Tweek simply shrunk himself.
However, no matter how hard Craig searched, Tweek was nowhere to be found.
“....What the actual fuck!?”
It’s been two days since Tweek disappeared, and Craig has been waiting for him to come back. Although it seemed like Tweek had left the church, Craig has been noticing that Tweek’s bucket of sins have been slowly getting emptier, despite Craig filling it up in preparation for when Tweek would come back just in case he got hungry. So now Craig knew Tweek was still around, he simply was hiding himself somewhere where Craig couldn’t sense him easily.
Craig had no idea what to do, nor did he know what to say to Tweek if he did show up. He didn’t understand why Tweek did that, nor did he understand what was going on with Tweek. All he knew was that he was worried for Tweek, and wished he could just talk to him and see what was going on.
“Pastor Craig, how’s sister Tweek doing?” The priest asked.
Since Tweek was also not showing up for work, Craig has been covering for him by saying that he was sick to the priest and to anyone that was asking for him. So far, everyone believed him, but if he doesn’t get Tweek back, he wasn’t sure what to do once people start asking questions.
“Ah, she’s still under the weather. We hope she’ll get better soon while she’s resting at home, but right now it’s best she doesn’t come to the church for a while,” Craig said.
“I see…then I and a few others will pray for her, and hope for a healthy recovery,” the priest said.
“Thank you, that’s very much appreciated,” Craig said.
“Ah, by the way, Craig…mind if I could ask you for a small favor?” The priest asked.
“Favor?”
“Yes, since we’re suddenly short staffed, I’ve been busy picking up the extra work, and now I’m a bit behind on some of my priestly duties,” the priest explained, “so sadly, I don’t have the time to handle confessions today, so was wondering if you could handle that for me?”
Craig frowned, clearly not interested in hearing people’s confessions at all, “wouldn’t it be better if I handle the other tasks and you can do the confessions?” Craig asked.
“Ah, well…some of the tasks I have have sensitive information that only I’m allowed to handle,” the priest explained, “so unfortunately, there is no other option.”
Craig frowned even more, but knew he couldn’t say no, “very well, I’ll handle today’s confession,” Craig said.
“Perfect. Thank you, Craig,” the priest smiled. “Well, better get back to work. Good luck, Craig,” the priest said before leaving.
Craig sighed, feeling very annoyed. With Tweek missing, and now having to deal with a bunch of whiny humans, Craig’s mood wasn’t all that great.
Still, there was nothing Craig could do. He just had to keep working, and being a pastor.
Craig soon entered the confession booth, and sat down, waiting for people to enter and began confessing. After a while, he heard someone come in, and Craig soon began the usual speech.
“In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen,” Craig sighed. “You may begin, my child.”
“Ah…yes…well…Father…I must confess that I have sinned…”
“Speak, my child. God’s judgement is merciful and fair. You may speak freely,” Craig said.
“R-right…so uh…you think…God will forgive me for having sex with a hooker?”
“.....”
Seems like it was going to be a long day.
The rest of the day went as Craig expected, people came, confessed their sins, and the more they talked, the more annoyed Craig was. Normally, Craig didn’t care, as it meant more sins for him to eat, but the past two days have been nothing but stressful for him, almost to the point he hasn’t been able to sleep.
Even with the Sloth sins, he hasn’t been able to sleep well enough. He’s been far too worried about Tweek, and why Tweek kissed him that night.
“Um…excuse me…are you taking anymore confessions?” A voice of a young girl interrupted Craig’s thoughts.
Craig let out a sigh, remembering he was in the middle of the job, so even if he didn’t have to fully listen to these confessions, he should still be aware and focus right now.
“Ah, yes, my child. You have something to confess?” Craig asked.
“Yes…it’s…quite embarrassing,” the young girl said.
Craig sighed as he glanced through the screen, and he saw that the young girl was probably a teenager, just based on the voice, and what little he saw through the screen, even with his demon eyes peeking through the wall.
Craig didn’t care though, the faster he listened to this confession, the quicker he could leave and hopefully find Tweek. “Do not worry, my child, God’s judgement is fair and just. You can speak freely, no matter how difficult your confession may be,” Craig said, using the usual tactic to ease a sinner into confessing.
“A-alright,” the girl said as she closed the door, and entered the confession booth, taking a seat in the other box. “I’m ready to confess then.”
“In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen,” Craig once again said, “you may begin, my child.”
“....Okay…so…there’s this boy I have a crush on, and I’m having some trouble…telling him how I feel,” the girl said.
Craig frowned, “w-wait…wait…hold on,” Craig raised a hand and looked confused, and annoyed, “young lady, this is a confession booth to confess your sins, and asking for forgiveness. It’s not to be used for teenage romance problems,” Craig sighed.
“I-I’m sorry, but…I figured I could just seek some advice here?” The girl said.
Craig sighed, “young lady, if you need help with something like that, I recommend talking to your parents, or even your friends. Now please leave, there are probably other people that would like to use this booth as well,” Craig said, about to close the screen between them.
“No, wait!” The girl pleaded with Craig, “I…I really have no one to talk to! I can’t talk to my parents since…it’s too embarrassing, and I can’t tell my friends because…because…the boy I like happens to be one of my friends,” the girl confessed.
Craig paused, “....you have a crush on your friend?” Craig asked.
The girl blushed, “y-yes…”
“.....” Craig knew he shouldn’t do this, but he couldn’t help but wanting to hear the girl out, “....fine…if you insist, I’ll hear you out, but mind you, I’m no expert on this sort of thing, so my advice may not be…that great,” Craig said.
“It’s alright, I honestly just need someone to listen,” the girl said.
“...Very well,” Craig sighed as he crossed his arms and glanced at the girl through the screen, “you may begin.”
“Okay okay…so…like I said…I have a crush on my friend. I’ve known him since we were young, and well…oh…just recently…I’ve developed feelings for him, and I don’t know what to do! Like…should I confess to him? Should I just ignore it? I’m worried I might ruin our friendship, but at the same time…I don’t know if I’m able to keep these feelings a secret!” The girl said, getting upset. “What should I do, Father?”
Craig was silent for a moment as he had no idea how to respond. He didn’t know what to say to a teenage girl, let alone how to handle love problems like this.
“Have you tried…avoiding him?” Craig suggested.
“...Avoiding him?” The girl asked.
“Yeah, I mean…if you two took some time apart, I’m sure your feelings will eventually go away on their own. Easy peasy,” Craig said.
“...I don’t think that would help anyone, Father. Besides, our families are very close, and we also go to the same school and live in a pretty small town, so…it would be hard to avoid him,” the girl said.
“...Not unless you know how to shrink yourself or turn invisible,” Craig muttered.
“What was that?” The girl asked.
“Nothing,” Craig cleared his throat, “okay…instead of avoiding him…have you just tried…talking to him?” Craig asked.
“I…it’s hard. I mean…we’ve been friends for so long, and I’m worried that…telling him my feelings would just…ruin everything. Like, what if he rejects me? Or…What if he comes to hate me? I…I don’t know if I can handle that,” the girl said, she sounded like she wanted to cry.
“....” Craig was silent as he listened carefully. He glanced away, feeling frustrated. Not with the girl, or how she felt, but more about the situation and how the girl was handling it. “Sounds to me like…you don’t know your friend that well then,” Craig said.
“W-what?” The girl seemed surprised by Craig’s reply.
Craig sighed, “look…I obviously don’t know anything about you or your friend, or what your relationship is like. The only people that should know are you two,” Craig said, crossing his legs and arms, “you two are supposed to be close, right? So…that means you should know everything there is about him,” Craig pointed out, “so if you really know him…and if you two really are that close of friends, then you should be able to talk to him, and not worry about him hating you or if your friendship is ruined,” Craig’s mind then thought about Tweek, “if you’re real friends…you should be able to talk about anything.”
“....But…it’s…hard…and…I’m worried,” the girl said.
“The more reason why you should just talk to him,” Craig said, “you trust him…don’t you?” Craig asked.
“.....” The girl was silent for a while before finally speaking, “y-yes…I trust him,” the girl said.
“Then,” Craig sighed as he leaned back, the back of his head resting against the wall of the booth, “you should talk to him, and whatever happens…whether he accepts them or not…just know...you’ll still be friends. Sure, things will be awkward at first, but…if he cares about you, and you care about him, then a simple love confession shouldn’t ruin anything between you,” Craig said.
“....” The girl was silent once more.
After a while, neither of them talked. Craig frowned, and glanced at the girl, wondering if he said something wrong, but after a bit, the girl finally spoke up.
“Y-you’re right…I should…just talk to him, and believe…that whatever happens…we’ll be okay,” the girl said, smiling to herself. “Thank you, Father.”
“.....” Craig stared at the girl through the screen, feeling his chest aching for some reason. Craig cleared his throat, and tried to calm down, “of course, my child. I’m…happy to help.”
The girl smiled and was about to leave, but paused for a moment, “you know…you say you’re bad at giving romance advice, but…that was probably the best advice I’ve ever heard, so…again…thanks,” the girl said. She finally left the booth, leaving Craig alone.
“....” Once Craig was by himself, he just sat there in silence. He frowned as he looked down, his chest was still hurting a bit. “Tch…humans…always making things so…complicated,” Craig sighed. “....Just like how Tweek is making this so complicated…” Craig frowned.
Craig couldn’t let this go for much longer. Whatever is going on with Tweek, he needs to talk to him, and get all of this sorted. After all, Tweek was Craig’s one and only friend, and he didn’t want to lose him.
So wherever Tweek was, Craig was now determined in bringing him back.
Later that evening, all was quiet in the church. Craig just finished collecting as many sins as he could and filled his bucket to the brim. He also refilled Tweek’s bucket, but set it aside right near the podium in the main hall. Once that was settled, Craig let out a tired yawn, and rubbed his eyes, clearly feeling tired.
“Ugh…hopefully I can finally get some sleep tonight,” Craig sighed as he stretched out his arms and back, “I’ll try to find Tweek in the morning…but first…a good meal…and sleep,” Craig said. Craig then picked up a Sloth sin and popped it into his mouth, chewing thoroughly before picking up his bucket, and started to leave the main hall.
After a few minutes, something comes flying down from the rafter. At a glance, it appeared to be a fly, even making a buzzing sound like a fly. However, as it got closer to the bucket of sins that was left next to the podium, a puff of smoke came out of the fly, and soon it transformed into Tweek.
“Ah! Thank the seven rings he left…and looks like he’s going to fall asleep soon,” Tweek sighed.
Tweek’s stomach started to growl as he hasn’t been able to eat anything all day, and has been waiting till no one was around. Now that Craig was finally nowhere in sight, he could come out of hiding and get something to eat.
“...Huh…he got me one of everything,” Tweek’s expression saddened as he glanced into his bucket, “...he even got me plenty of Pride sins…” Tweek muttered, feeling extremely bad.
Although Tweek was hiding from Craig by making himself as small as possible and hiding in the rafters, he did wanted to make sure Craig knew he was okay, hence why instead of simply grabbing sins straight from the confession booths, he decided to take it from his bucket, letting Craig know he was okay and still eating at least.
Still, Tweek knew he couldn’t hide from Craig forever, especially since he could see just how worried Craig was for him. Tweek felt extremely guilty, but at the same time, he didn’t know how to face Craig, not after he forced a kiss on him and potentially ruined everything.
“Ugh…why am I so…stupid,” Tweek sniffled as he felt himself about to cry, “you’re such a fucking idiot, Tweek! Craig trusted you like a friend, and you just ruined it…because…you couldn’t control your stupid feelings,” Tweek said, tears falling from his eyes, “...he probably hates me right now…and is just waiting for me to come back just so he could kick me out…ugh…I bet him filling my bucket is just his last kind gesture for me,” Tweek muttered, crying softly to himself. “...I have no one to blame but myself,” Tweek sighed as he stared at the bucket, “...I’ll just…make things easier and just…leave,” Tweek muttered.
With that, Tweek picked up his bucket, viewing it as his last free meal for the next few days before he had to inevitably start getting sins the hard way again. However, just as he was about to leave, his face suddenly hit an invisible wall, and Tweek stumbled back, nearly dropping the bucket in his hands.
“The fuck!?” Tweek froze for a moment before he dropped the bucket and placed his hands out, and felt something blocking him. “W-what is this!?” Tweek exclaimed as he circled around, but the invisible barrier seemed to surround him, making it impossible for him to escape. “W-what’s going on!?” Tweek exclaimed.
“It’s a demon trap, you idiot,” A familiar voice spoke up.
Tweek turned around and was surprised to see Craig standing behind him with a very pissed off face. “C-Craig!?”
“Duh, who else would it be?” Craig sighed as he walked over to Tweek, crossed his arms, and glared at him, “so you finally showed up, and were planning to leave without even talking to me? That’s cold, Tweek. Very cold,” Craig frowned.
“I…I…I don’t understand…how’d you set this up, and how’d you know I was planning on leaving!?” Tweek asked.
Craig sighed, “I knew you’d show up and that you were planning on leaving because I know you, Tweek. I knew you’d get all dramatic and emotional, think you’re the worst demon alive or some bullshit, and make a big decision to leave thinking that’s what I want, and blah blah blah,” Craig rolled his eyes, “you’re way too predictable.”
Tweek frowned and looked away, “and the trap? How’d you set this up?” Tweek asked.
“Wasn’t easy, but basically, I knew you’d at least show up to grab your bucket of sins I left out for you, which is why I made a big show earlier by making it seem I was tired, and even ate a Sloth sin to make it seem like I was heading to bed early. Since I knew you wouldn’t show up until it seemed like I was gone, I made sure to place the bucket right here…where I drew up a demon trap…right underneath this rug!” Craig exclaimed as he crouched down and pulled up the rug, revealing a demon trap circle drawn in chalk right underneath.
Tweek gasped, then went quiet, “...oh so that’s why there was a rug here…I was so confused since…I don’t remember there being a rug near the podium before, it just looked so out of place and random. I just didn’t say anything since I figured the priest was doing some sort of redecorating or something,” Tweek said.
“No…yeah…I was super worried the rug would have been suspicious, but obviously I had to hide the circle somewhere, or else you would have seen it and not entered it, so…yeah…I just placed a rug over it and hoped you wouldn’t notice,” Craig said.
“Y-yeah, I noticed…honestly, I should have questioned it more, but I was just really hungry to care,” Tweek said.
“Ah, right…well…glad it worked out,” Craig said.
“Yeah, so glad it went as planned for you,” Tweek said.
“....”
“....”
Craig cleared his throat, “right…uh…so… now that you’re all caught up with how I did this and everything…you ready to talk?” Craig asked.
Tweek flinched and looked away, still feeling guilty, “I…I’m sorry, Craig…”
“For?” Craig leaned forward.
Tweek lowered his shoulders, “for making you worry by leaving all of a sudden….”
“And…?”
“...And trying to leave without talking to you,” Tweek said.
“What else?”
“...And being a moron by not talking to you in the first place,” Tweek sighed.
“That’s right,” Craig said, “you were a total moron, Tweek.”
Tweek sighed, “and…I’m also sorry for…kissing you that night,” Tweek looked down, feeling even more guilty.
“.....I still don’t understand what the big deal was, or why you reacted like that. I mean…we’ve kissed multiple times, remember?”
Tweek frowned, feeling more ashamed of himself, “but you must have known that kiss was different, right?”
“.....” Craig glanced down before letting out a sigh, “...yeah..I…I could feel it was different. Not really a kiss of lust, but…something else…isn’t it?”
Tweek turned away, unable to look at Craig, “I’m sorry, Craig! I’m sorry for ruining everything between us! I know you see me as just a friend, and I really do want to be friends with you, but…I can’t…not with…not with how I feel about you…”
“....Just talk to me, Tweek. I keep saying that…whatever is on your mind, you can just tell me, and I’ll listen. No matter what,” Craig said.
“.....” Tweek sniffled as he began to cry, “but what if you hate…what if you come to find me disgusting?” Tweek said.
“....Just as much as I know you…you should know enough about me too,” Craig said as he walked around just so he could see Tweek’s face, “you know I won’t hate you that easily, nor will I find you disgusting,” Craig said.
“.....” Tweek stared at Craig, and kept crying harder, “Craig…I’m so…so sorry,” Tweek said as he clenched his hands into a fist, and glanced down, “....I like you, Craig…more than as a friend. I…I’m in love with you,” Tweek said, his cheeks turning red.
“....” Craig’s eyes widened and stared at Tweek in shock for a few seconds. After a few seconds of silence, Craig finally spoke, “I…see,” Craig said.
“....Oh…I knew it…you don’t feel the same…I should have known, especially after you told me how you were fine being alone and didn’t care for love anymore…ugh! I’m so stupid, I’m so sorry!” Tweek exclaimed, covering his face with his hands.
“.....” Craig Just sighed. He then snapped his fingers until a broom appeared into his hands, and Craig crouched down, lifting up a corner of the rug. Craig then broke the circle by using the broom to erase some of the chalk, and then stood back up before walking over to Tweek.
“C-Craig?” Tweek looked up when he felt Craig getting close.
Craig just stared down at him with a blank expression, and before Tweek could react, Craig lifted up a hand and suddenly flicked Tweek in the forehead as hard as he could.
“Ow! What the fuck was that abou-”
Just as Tweek was about to yell at him, Craig suddenly wrapped his arms around Tweek, hugging him tightly. This surprised Tweek, and he just stood there, stiff as a board as Craig continued to hug him.
Craig let out a sigh, “I can’t believe you had me worried simply because you had a crush on me…you really are a fucking idiot.”
“I…I don’t understand what’s going on here,” Tweek said, very confused, but was still blushing from having Craig hug him all of a sudden.
Craig sighed and pulled back a little, glancing down at Tweek, “I’m saying…you should have just talked to me instead of bottling this up and making rash decisions on your own,” Craig said.
“B-but…how could I say anything about this? It’s…way too embarrassing and awkward,” Tweek said.
“Hey…” Craig grabbed Tweek’s chin and tilted his head so he’d look up at him, “just because you have feelings for me and stuff doesn’t mean I won’t listen. Before anything else, just remember…we’re supposed to be friends…and as friends…we should be able to trust each other with anything, even a crush,” Craig said, smiling warmly at Tweek.
“I…Craig…” Tweek was speechless as he looked up at Craig, feeling his cheeks turning red, “t-then…now what? What…are we exactly?” Tweek asked, feeling his heart racing.
Craig glanced at Tweek before looking away, “like I said to you before. We’re partners. We’re roommates. We’re friends,” Craig said.
“O-oh,” Tweek muttered, looking away.
Craig looked at him before smiling. Craig then grabbed Tweek’s face, and forced him to look at him once more, “and now…we’re lovers,” Craig said.
Tweek’s eyes widened, “y-you mean…”
Craig sighed, “yes…I…accept your feelings, Tweek,” Craig said, blushing slightly, “I hope I don’t have to spell it out to you.”
“I…I…can’t believe it…I…I thought you didn’t love me,” Tweek said.
“....Of course I love you,” Craig said, “I just…don’t express it that well,” Craig blushed.
“Huh?” Tweek was surprised.
Craig sighed as he wrapped his arms around Tweek, hugging him, just so Tweek couldn’t see his face, “I know I said I’ve given up on love…and that’s been true up till now. I’ve never wanted to be with anyone, as…I’ve always believed no one wanted to be with me. But the fact you went through all of this trouble simply because you have feelings for me…well…I guess…I changed my mind on my view on…love,” Craig said.
Tweek’s eyes widened, and he could feel tears forming in the corner of his eyes as he felt like crying again, “Craig…” Tweek placed his hands on Craig’s back, hugging him in return.
“....I will warn you though…loving me isn’t going to be easy you know, and while I do accept your feelings, that doesn’t mean my feelings for you is quite the same, at least…not yet, so don’t expect me to act all mushy like those couples in those romance movies, and don’t expect me to say ‘I love you’ that easily. This whole…love stuff is still new to me, and it’s going to take me some time, but you better believe that…I do care about you, and all I want is for you to be by my side for as long as I live,” Craig said.
“...I…heh…that’s….that’s all I want too,” Tweek said as he pulled back and smiled at Craig, tears falling from his cheeks, “I don’t expect you to love me right away, but…I do still care about you, and I still want you in my life…for a long time,” Tweek said.
Craig looked at him before blushing once more, feeling awkward and embarrassed, “huh…this is…really really strange…and weird,” Craig said, “now I’m not questioning your feelings, but are you absolutely sure this is what you want? After all…I can be selfish, and I have a bad temper, I have violent tendencies, and I can be quite a bully who loves to prank people, and cause chaos,” Craig said.
Tweek chuckled before resting his head on Craig’s chest, and looking up at him with a warm smile, “I don’t mind…I still love you…all of you. From your flaws…to your perfection, from your ugly side, to your beauty. I love everything about you, Craig,” Tweek smiled.
“.....” Craig looked at Tweek and smiled, “very well then…guess this means we’re official,” Craig said.
Tweek chuckled, “then…is this the part where we kiss to really make it official?” Tweek asked.
“Oh…don’t mind if I do,” Craig smirked.
The two chuckled before leaning in to give each other a kiss, making their relationship official.
Afterwards, the two pulled away, staring into each other’s eyes while both their faces were red. They glanced at each other’s lips, before glancing back into their eyes, feeling their hearts racing.
“H-how was that?” Tweek whispered, smiling softly at Craig.
“That was…something…definitely better than that surprised kiss you gave me before,” Craig said, “though…wouldn’t mind doing another one…just to make sure I actually like it,” Craig said.
Tweek just laughed and then leaned forward for another kiss.
The two embraced each other, feeling happy and loved. Although there were still things they both will need to get used to, and aren’t sure what the future will hold, all they knew was, as long as they had each other, they were content.
After all, they were roommates, partners, friends, and now…lovers.
The End.