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Jack slash stands at the top of the stairs t posing on ny to show his domanence as tense kickass music plays somehow in the backround he sees a group aproching him from the bottom of the steps and calls out. "Well helo there! Who are yo-"
he is cut off as a short one in front points up at him and scream at the top of there lungs
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" the music cuts out."YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY! YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING CUTE! ALL THIS SHIT!" Jack stares and so do the people behind them as they start marching up the steps ."YOU STUPID OVERRATED DICKLESS WHINY HALF RATE LITTLE BITCH"
As they get closer he makes out red hair and grey eyes and he remembers and the music kicks back in as he says" ah li-
"NO SHUT UP YOU FUCKING EMO BEETLJUCE LOOKING MURDURHOBO SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The music dies again As she keeps walking up the stars
IF I HAVE TO HERE ANOTHER WORD OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH IM GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD YOUR GONNA CRY FOR YOUR PARENTS YOU APOCALYPTIC FALIURE!.
Jack goes silent for a moment.before whispering "what the fuck are you doin im trying to have a fuckin cool moment
here kinda busy killing a city with a clone army here do you mind calming the fuck down"
FUCK OFF YOU DISCOUNT JOKER REJECT IF I HAVE TO KILL ANYMORE FUCKIN CLONES OR WALK UP THESE FUCKIN STAIRS! ONE LAST TIME IM GONNA TOSS YOU BALLS FIRST IN A FUCKIN WOODCHIPER" a woodchipper? Jack heres down the stairs confousd himself he says" yes? Wear would you evin- I DONT NO YOU FUCKIN HILLBILLY BUT I FUCKIN WILL IF ITS THE LAST THING I EVER DO
As she reaches the top of the stars jack sees her glaring at him with hate in her eyes
WHY GODDAMM IT .jack smirks at the music kicks on again why what why attack ney-
WHY STAND LIKE A DOUCHBAG AT THe TOP OF THESE STAIRS .music cuts again as jack stares dumbly at her.
YOU HAVE ANY MOTHERFUKIN IDEA HOW GODDAMM TIRED I AM WALKING THRU NEW YORK AND SOME CUNT GOES HEY LIA WALK UF THESE FUCKIN STARES YOU YOU LONG LEGGED LAZY PRICK I BET YOU HAD YOUR FUCKIN MAN SIZED PLASTIC CONDOM CARRY YOU UF HEAR WITH A CHAIN YOU LAZY COCKSUCKER. AND WITH THAT WHATS WITH THE FUCKIN CHAIN YOU DISCOUNT CENOBITE LOOKING DOUCHBAG lia rants not relizing there is no manniquin there just yelling still
Jack looks back at grey boy with a WTF look on his face and he just skakes his head
Who are you talking to calm to fuck down ...please? Jack looks worried at this point as lia keeps ranting
NO YOU FUCKIN USLUSS FUCK IM FUCKIN TIRED OF YOU BULLSHIT IM FUCKIN TIRED OF THE GODDAMN KILLER CLONES THE FUCKIN COLD AND THE FUCKIN STAIRS THE GODDAMN FUCKIN STAIRS WHY DO YOU NEED TO BE AT THE TOP HUH YOU WANNA FLY MOTHERFUCKER GO JUMP OFF THE EMPIRE STATE IS YOUR EGO THAT FUCKIN TINY YOU NEED THE FUCKIN HIGH GROUND OVER ME ASSHOLE YOUR ALREDY TALLER THAN ME DONT RUB IN YOU YOU FUCKFACED PRICK
She keeps ranting frothing at the mouth now and jack slowly backs up
GOD DAMN IT CAN ONE THING GO MY WAY CAN I JUST STAY IN BED WITH MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND INSTED OF HAVING TO COME KILL YOU YOU INSENTIVE ASSHOLE YOU MAKE ME WANNA KELL OVER YOU FUCKI-
she face plants in the snow ....jack goes over the nudge her with a foot...nudge...nudge.....fuck