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everybody hates ray
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emma: @anna ANNA OMG
emma: what the hell was that test
anna: emma
anna: aren’t you the smart one
anna: why are you asking me 😭
donald: yk her brain don’t work the way it’s supposed to
donald: ask the smartass instead
donald: raymond
donald: @ray
donald: @ray
donald: @ray
donald: @ray
donald: raymond kaito grace get your ass over here
gilda <3: oh my gosh ur just digging your own grave now
ray: donald james washington what the fuck do you want
emma: oh wow he’s pissy today
anna: can’t imagine why
anna: actuallyyy
anna: i’m inclined to believe you should NOT be pissy
anna: all things considered
ray: anna do not start with me
donald: jeez dude i was just going to ask if you did the calc homework 😭✌🏽
donald: don’t go all psycho on me now
ray: i wasn’t even in calc.
donald: which is why im asking
donald: like do you understand it did you get it did you skip where were youuuu??
gilda <3: you know his love language is being annoying asf
donald: gil wowww
ray: see even your girlfriend knows you’re an annoying shit
anna: ray skipping in the first half of the year i’m shocked
ray: i didn’t skip thank you very much
ray: i was in the office
emma: WHAT WHY
gilda <3: ms. isabella’s always targeting ray
ray: yeah because she hates my fucking guts
gilda <3: but you’re never in the office…
emma: quite insane that she hates your guts when they got HER dna in it but anyways
donald: she looked PISSEDDD when i saw her at dismissal
ray: well she wasn’t PISSEDD because of me
emma: you’re very easy to be pissed at though
ray:
ray: remind me why i’m working a shift after school today
emma: IM SORRYYYY
emma: i didn’t mean toooo
donald: this is why betting on people’s love lives is NOT good
ray: what’s not good is putting up MY free time and labor as a bargaining chip
ray: yuugo wants me to work the counter
ray: the FUCKING counter
ray: where you talk to people and take their orders
gilda <3: im sorry he wants YOU to take orders
ray: THATSWHATISAID
emma: okay… this is too much negativity
emma: when will the juniors be backkkk
donald: they’re all dead isabella probably got to them
donald: if we go think about it’s all gillian’s fault
donald: who told her to put a bunch of patches with cuss words all over the chairs
ray: ^nigel. nigel told her
emma: yeah but nigel’s a simp he does whatever makes gillian happy
gilda <3: because of that fatass crush
anna: so speaking of crushes
ray: anna no.
anna: i got a little intel
anna: about a certain someone we all know
anna: that one of us particularly loves
ray: i’m cutting your braids off in your sleep
emma: wait wait
emma: norman info????
emma: oh my GOD that asshole he’s dropped off the face of the earth
donald: damn lambda kids
donald: fuckass private schools
anna: we’re also a private school don
donald: well yeah but goldy’s not a PRESENTIOUS private school
gilda <3: lambda doesn’t even let them have outside communication smh
emma: fuckass norman and not having social media
emma: he’s so smart why doesn’t he game the system
anna: oh yeah i forgot to continue
ray: no please forget
anna:
anna: nope!
anna: goldy pond and lambda are combining
emma: WHAT
donald: oh FUCK NO
donald: NO THEY’RE SO ANNOYING
gilda <3: don babes calm down
donald: ugh
ray: call him ‘babes’ he calms down and he ‘doesn’t have a crush’
donald: oh you fuck off
emma: WAIT NORMAN’S COMING TO OUR SCHOOL 🥹
ray: yes.
emma: OH MY GODDDD
emma: I miss him
emma: not as much as ray misses him though
ray: omfg everyone die i don’t have a crush.
anna: waittt there’s more
anna: you know how we’re doing hadestown for the winter musical this year rightttt
emma: rightttt
anna: and our woke ass school wants to have orpheus and eurydice be gay males as the main characters
emma: yup i squealed when i saw the announcement
ray: weren’t you pissed you wouldn’t be able to get eurydice
emma: wellll i’ll just audition for persephone
anna: lambda’s doing it with us !!
emma: wait reallyyyy???
gilda <3: huh ray isn’t norman also a theater kid
gila <3: 👀👀
ray: who even said im auditioning
emma: yeah if you don’t at least audition for orpheus mr. leuvis will flip
emma: you know your his favorite
ray: i’d have to kiss someone
emma: most action you’re ever getting
anna: oh my god im just gonna say it in one message
anna: i heard from a friend who knows a girl who goes to lambda and she told me that norman is freaking killing it when it comes to theater and he’s probably going to try out for hadestown when it comes to goldy pond
anna: andddd he’s probably going to audition for eurydice
anna: which means you’ll be kissing norman
anan: THINK ABOUT THAT
ray: i don’t want to.
ray: plus auditions aren’t up and no one has the part and also we haven’t even seen him yet sooo
anna: soooo ik you’re heart is beating fast asl in your chest rn
donald: probably imagining kissing norman already
oli: what is all this about kissing 👀👀
emma: OLIVER FINALLY
oli: hey em hey guys wsg
zack: omg we got chewed tf up
zack: ray how do you live with this
ray: i threaten suicide once a week and that usually gets her off my back
emma: don’t even joke
ray: oliver don’t try me
ray: don’t forget what i have on you
oli: WAIT NO
oli: rayyy
oli: my friend
oli: you know how much i care about you
ray: no
zack: yo it can’t be that bad
ray: i’m ctfu if only zack knew
gili: im so sorry yall 😓😓
zack: oh fuck off i hate you right now
gili: IM SORRYYYY
nigel: yeah lia you’re wrong for this one
gili: we have to admit it was funny
nigel: eh it was kinda funny
ray: anything that pisses isabella off is funny asf to me
ray: oh shit why’s she calling me
ray: omds get off my phone
ray: be right back
emma: justice for ray
emma: genuinely who told her to become principal can she go back to the elementary school already
anna: she was SO much nicerrr
ray: im getting my ass BEAT
emma: why 😭
ray: she’s complaining that im never at home and always with you guys or at the cafe
ray: she doesn’t even WANT me at home why is she mad
emma: ig this means you can’t come over tmmr 😔
ray: ugh
ray: also oliver
ray: lucas has been spending quite a bit of time at the cafe
ray: 👀👀👀
oli: ten bucks say him and yuugo have banged on the counters
ray: ew no i’m sitting on them right now i don’t wanna imagine that
zack: wait what was that abt lambda
anna: oh yeah
anna: basically they want to combine so the students here and there can take speciality courses at the other schools
anna: and since our school grounds are bigger they’ll be coming over to have class here wednesday-friday
ray: i have to spend my friday’s with rich trust fund kids.
anna: yeah…
emma: and norman
gili: ooo are we finally going to meet this norman kid
violet: hey guys
emma: omg vi hi
violet: hii em
ray: fucking hate gay people
donald: was gonna say ‘you hate yourself then’ and realized that’s already confirmed
violet: i live for ray getting dragged
pepe: who’s norman again
gili: yk
gili: the one that ray has a photo of on his nightstand
ray: the photo that emma ALSO has??
oli: that’s irrelevant emma has photos of everyone
oli: you on the other hand only have that one picture
zack: pretty suspicious man…
ray: oh my goddd bro i haven’t even seen him in 3 years can we chill
anna: norman’s probably so hot now
anna: im gay but like
anna: yall get me right
emma: i hear youuu
gilda <3: i bet my gpa he’s like 6 ft now
donald: 6ft and still weak as hell 😭
emma: imagine norman in gym 😭
donald: krone’s gonna tear his ass to shreds
zack: wait when’s lambda coming
anna: dec 7th
gilda <3: TODAY’S NOVEMBER 25TH??
emma: we have TWO WEEKS?
anna: admin’s probably announcing on friday
ray: alright well
ray: yuugo’s calling me
ray: he sounds depressed and it’s probably because lucas isn’t here
oli: old man yaoi ahh
zack: 😭
emma: oh my god we see norman in TWO WEEKS
violet: emma are you coming to practice?
emma: yes!!
emma: omw
violet: alrrr
oli: all of you need to get offline and finish your english essays
oli: gillian.
gili: i’m going i’m going
nigel: ugh fineeee
zack: oliver
oli: hm yeah??
zack: meet me at the library and do it tgt?
gili: WE’RE SEEING THIS RIGHT???
ray: risking yuugo’s wrath just to see this rn
ray: get the boy zack
zack: omds you all do too much
oli: yeah suree
oli: it’ll take bit since i have to walk
nigel: 👀👀👀
zack: i can pick you up??
oli: okay yeah
oli: thank you
zack: be there in five
nigel: i bet he’s already in the car
pepe: their houses are 10 minutes apart btw
gili: his ass predicted it
donald: oliver’s blushing rn im calling it
oli: everyone shut up and do your hw
gili: yes sir 🫡