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Summary:

Ilya spends some time at the Ottawa Humane Society and wants to adopt every single dog.

Notes:

Yes, Shane Hollander would call Ilya Rozanov 'baby' because that's his baby.

Also all of the dogs pictured at currently(at the time of posting) available for adoption from the Ottawa Humane Society who are a great rescue and everyone that works there is just the sweetest! I will put a link to their website at the end so you can take a look at all the sweet babies!

Edit 05/07/2026: As of today all three original dogs from the Ottawa Humane Society have been adopted which is so exciting!!! I replaced their images with just random dogs but the humane society still has so many babies looking for homes so please check them out!

Note: sorry if the images look kinda weird I'm still figuring out this whole coding thing so hopefully next time I do this they look a little better.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Lily 💖

Today 10:15 AM
How are the dogs today?
so good moy shchenok
they are so cute
Ugh
I wish I was there
This meeting could have been several emails



this is connie

she is like you
she was a little shy when she met me
but now I'm her favourite I think
Okay loverboy 🙄
She's very cute
I'm glad you're having fun
this baby is caliga

Alice says she is like me
always wants to be center of attention
Alice is never wrong
shane
SHANE
moya lyubov
HOLLANDER
STOP IGNORING YOUR HUSBAND
Oh my god
You better be dying and need immediate medical attention
Farah is laughing at me
this is more important than medical emergency I promise
You better not send me another dog

I don't know what I expected
listen
Ilya
this is river
she is a baby
she is the sweetest girl
I'm telling Anya you said that
shane this is serious
please shane 🙏
she can go on your runs with you
she is so cuddly
Ilya.
We talk about this every time you go there
No more dogs until at least one of us is retired
It wouldn't be fair to them
😔
Baby I'm sorry I know you want to rescue all the puppies
is okay
Alice said river would not play nice with anya
You should post about her on your Instagram
I'm sure her perfect family is out there somehwere
Maybe you can help her find it
okie
Maybe you should talk to Alice about hosting an event with them to get more dogs adopted
I'm sure you could draw a big crowd
you are so smart moy kotyonok
I will ask
and then give her lots of money for the puppies
Okay
After my meeting we should take Anya for a pupcup
you said she wasn't allowed dairy anymore
I think we can make an exception just this once
ya tebya lyublyu 💖
ya tebya lyublyu 💖

Notes:

Thank you for reading! Leave kudos, leave comments, adopt don't shop!

Link to the Ottawa Humane Society so you can look at all the sweeties who currently need homes: www.ottawahumane.ca/

Texting code tutorial I used: archiveofourown.org/works/6434845/chapters/14756650#workskin

Russian translations:
moy shchenok - my puppy
moy kotyonok - my kitten
moya lyubov - my love
ya tebya lyublyu - i love you

I used google translate for these so I apologise if any of them are wrong :)

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