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Lily 💖
мой огурец
My cucumber?
good boy
🙄
Did you need something or are you just trying to annoy me?
grocery store is out of the cottage cheese you like moya lyubov
I asked three employees
told them my beautiful husband must have the right cottage cheese
I'll just grab some tomorrow on our way home
Thank you for checking 🥰
I asked fourth employee while waiting for you to reply
very rude teenager
said he doesn't work in the dairy section
he doesn't understand this is serious
Okay grandpa, leave the teenagers alone and come home
😮
Shane
Ilya
take it back
say I'm not grandpa
No
take it back or I will buy off brand cottage cheese
Okay
Have fun sleeping in the spare room tonight without me 🤭
no!
💔
Did you get lost on your way home?
I know you're driving over the speed limit, where are you?
Ilya, if you let our groceries defrost in the car because you saw a dog in the parking lot again, I swear to god
Ilya?
sorry мой сыр
no dog today :(
My cheese?
Are you okay? Where are you?
I went to other grocery store get fancy cottage cheese for fancy husband
Oh
Come home fast
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