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FANCAST 📸
CAST 🪞
Shane 'Hollzy' Hollander – Hudson Williams
Ilya 'Roz' Rozanov – Connor Storrie
Jean-Jacque 'Bozy' Boiziau – Benjamin Roy
Hayden 'Haydo' Pike – Callan Potter
(I'm British, I cannot for the life of me have P***y as a nickname, I'd go missing)
🤣 Troy 'Barry' Barrett – Matt Lanter
Evan 'Dyks' Dykstra – Michael Huismann
Wyatt 'Hayzy' Hayes – Christopher Mason
Marc 'Beau' Beaulieu – Harris Dickinson
Mathieu 'Bouche' Bouchard – David Corenswet
Luca 'Lulu' Haas – Damian Hardung
Patrice 'Drapes' Drapeau – Will Poulter
Nick 'Chouzy' Chouinard – Jean-Rege Page
Zane 'Bood' Boodram – Winston Duke
Gilbert 'Comet' Comeau – Milo Manheim
Louis 'Kochie' Koch – Cooper Koch
Tanner 'Dilly' Dillon – Joseph Quinn
Ambroise 'Brosie' LaPointe – Nicholas Galitzine
Sorren 'Mitty' Miitka – Sverrir Gudnason
[We don't like these okay?!]
Anders Nilsson – KJ Apa
Dallas Kent – Ed Skrein
Marcel Houde – Rob Raco
Tommy Kearns – Jacques Saayman
FyrestoneSiren note: Metros are getting redemption, make them pretty to look at. In fact Metros & Centaurs just exploding ovaries and dicks all over the shop.
Toronto can go suck a dick. (It's okay, I'm a Leafs fan, I'm allowed to hate in fiction and RL)
What if they did a calendar?? 🫠 PUT DOWN THE BEER!!
AGES & HOROSCOPE
♍️♑️♉️♒️♌️♋️♐️♊️♓️♏️♈️♎️
*As of November 2020
Sorren Miitka – 11 February 1987 – 33 – Aquarius
Zane Boodram – 18 April 1987 – 33 – Aries
Mathieu Bouchard – 6 April 1988 – 32 – Aries
Wyatt Hayes – 4 June 1988 – 32 – Gemini
Evan Dykstra – 14 January 1989 – 31 – Capricorn
Hayden Pike – 9 September 1989 – 31 – Virgo
Jean-Jacque Boiziau – 11 October 1989 – 31 – Libra
Nick Chouinard – 8 November 1990 – 30 – Scorpio
Tanner Dillon – 29 October 1990 – 30 – Scorpio
Shane Hollander – 10 May 1991 – 29 – Taurus
Ilya Rozanov – 15 June 1991 – 29 – Gemini
Ambroise LaPointe – 14 September 1993 – 27 – Virgo
Patrice Drapeau – 24 February 1995 – 25 – Pisces
Troy Barrett – 21 September 1995 – 25 – Virgo
Marc Beaulieu – 23 December 1995 – 24 – Capricorn
Louis Koch – 6 February 1997 – 23 – Aquarius
Gilbert Comeau – 12 August 1997 – 23 – Leo
Luca Haas – 3 December 2000 – 19 – Sagittarius
FyrestoneSiren note: Once again, I have taken it too far... 🙄😤
LINEUP – MONTREAL 🏒
FORWARDS ➡️
LW: J.J. Boiziau – C: Shane Hollander – RW: Hayden Pike
NPC – NPC – NPC
NPC – NPC – NPC
NPC – NPC – NPC
DEFENSE 💪🏼
RD: Mathieu Bouchard – LD: Marc Beaulieu
RD: Patrice Drapeau – LD: Gilbert Comeau
NPC – NPC
GOALIES 🥅
Sorren Miitka (Starting)
Louis Koch (Backup)
LINEUP – OTTAWA 🏒
FORWARDS ➡️
LW: Luca Haas – C: Ilya Rozanov – RW: Troy Barrett
LW: Nick Chouinard – NPC – NPC
NPC – NPC – NPC
NPC – NPC – NPC
DEFENSE 💪🏼
RD: Zane Boodram – LD: Evan Dykstra
RD: Ambroise LaPointe – NPC
NPC – NPC
GOALIES 🥅
Wyatt Hayes (Starting)
Tanner Dillon (Backup)
TIMELINE ⏰️
(Currently being added to!)
The Long Game Canon Divergence
2018
July 2018 – Ilya signs to Ottawa
November 2018 – The Irina Foundation is announced
December 2018 – Wyatt Hayes traded from Toronto to Ottawa
2019
July 2019 – 1st Hockey Training Camp for The Irina Foundation (Ryan catches Hollanov makeout!)
2020
June 2020 – Montreal win THIRD cup!
July 2020 – 2nd Year Hockey Training Camp for The Irina Foundation (Ryan still traumatised, canon still with Wyatt/JJ etc helping out as professionals)
August 2020 – Luca Haas drafted to Ottawa & Troy Barrett traded from Toronto after Dallas Kent allegations
October 2020 – Luca Haas scores first MLH goal
November 10th 2020 – Shane comes out to Metros after overhearing homophobic comment from other Metros
November 17th 2020 – Metros discover Shane is getting dicked down by Ilya Rozanov (Metros Vs. Centaurs first match @ Ottawa)
November 18th 2020 – Ilya comes out to Ottawa day after Metros discover Shane and llya are together
November 27th 2020 – The Nine Inch Issue Gate (Ottawa Vs. Metros second match @ Montreal)
December 11th 2020 – Centaurs bus breaks down, Metros to the (un)fortunate rescue
December 23rd 2020 – Metros Xmas Party/Marc Beaulieu's 25th – first 'public' event for Hollanov as a couple 😊😂 (Centaurs gatecrash 💀👀)
SHIPS TO FEATURE 💘
Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov
Troy Barrett & Harris Drover
Luca Haas & ??? ♂️😈👏🏼
TBC
MINOR/BACKGROUND SHIPS 🫶
Hayden Pike & Jackie Pike
Wyatt Hayes & Lisa Hayes
Zane Boodram & Cassie Boodram
TBC
FICS ✍️
The Blueprint ✅️
Canon to Timeline November 2020
The Benchmark 📝
Canon to November 2020 - One Shot
Psychological Hockey Warfare 📝
Canon to November 2020
The Centros Great Bus (Mis)Adventure 📝
Canon to December 11th 2020 - One Shot
A Very Centros Christmas 📝
Canon to December 23rd 2020 - One Shot
🔔🎵🎄❄️ Centros Carol of The Bells ❄️🎄🎵🔔
Ice turns to war,
just score one more.
Rink full of spite,
MLH night,
Centaurs all yell,
Metros raise hell.
Roz takes the rush,
crowd turns to hush,
Shane on the draw,
breaking the law,
back and forth fly,
nobody shy,
Christmas on ice,
nothing is nice.
Hayzy says no,
glove saves the show,
Tanner shouts, "Move!"
still in the groove,
Zane throws a hit,
clean, hard, legit,
Evan skates through,
blue line in view.
Merry merry merry merry Puckmas
Merry merry merry merry Puckmas
Nick starts to chirp,
French with a smirk,
Brosie looks tired,
quiet, expired,
Luca goes past,
rookie too fast,
sweet little face,
menace in space.
Marc shuts it down,
meanest in town,
Mathieu scowls hard,
bodies the yard,
Patrice says, "Bro,"
Gil says, "I know,"
Sorren just stares,
done with these players.
Louis says, "Why?"
dead in the eye,
Hayden just grins,
counting the sins,
J.J. nearby,
watching it die,
bench full of freaks,
all through the week.
Ottawa MAD,
Montreal BAD,
rivals collide,
nowhere to hide,
captains both brood,
defencemen are rude,
refs miss the call,
chaos for all.
Merry merry merry merry Puckmas
Merry merry merry merry Puckmas
Ilya burns bright,
cold as the night,
Shane fires back,
sharp in attack,
whole league can tell
this won’t end well,
every shift worse,
blessing and curse.
Mathieu says, "No."
Patrice still says, "Bro."
Gilbert brought charts,
wrong in all parts,
Hayden says, "Christ,"
J.J.’s sacrificed,
Sorren drinks deep,
goalies don’t sleep.
Wyatt says, "Mine."
Shane says, "He’s fine."
Roz only smirks,
that’s how it works,
Nick laughs out loud,
Brosie ain’t proud,
Tanner looks sick,
Louis says, "Quick–"
"Get them apart,
right from the start,
before this whole thing
turns to a ring,
Christmas Eve fight,
full bench-cleared night,
Centaurs and foes,
God only knows."
Merry merry merry merry Puckmas
Merry merry merry merry Puckmas
Pucks off the wall,
sticks in the hall,
Centaurs all bark,
Metros strike hard,
holiday cheer,
worst time of year,
all through the league,
zero intrigue.
Still they all play,
same every day,
hit after hit,
chirp after chirp,
love, hate, and lust,
wrapped up in trust,
bells never ring –
just blades that sing.
Ice, steel, and spite,
MLH night,
Centaurs all yell,
Metros raise hell,
good luck, good cheer –
same shit next year.