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    (Soulmate AU) Astrid has found her soulmate, though she wished she hadn't. Society expects them to always be together, partners for life, destined ones.... but what if it just wasn't..... Will Astrid break free of destiny or will it always haunt her?

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    Sometimes I write poems of things I can't get out of my head. Some of them are dark, some of them are shitty, but most of them are emo and short. I felt like I needed to do something with them, so I'm posting them here.
    Any trigger warnings will be in the notes and tags

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    Changmin is pretty much used to this. running from angry villagers who wanted him dead that is.

    it wasn’t too much to worry about though, he was prepared to get away in a different way. he was going to teleport!

     

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    chanhee has the pleasure of housing a witch from the past who accidentally time traveled to the future.

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    dio sees you as a challenge. as something to conquer. another step towards glory, yet dissimilar to his rivalry with the joestar bloodline. you’re different.

    i got drunk and decided i wanted to fuck dio but it turned out kinda good so

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    This is the tale of a boy with hair like the forest and a straw hat.

    Joined by his two friends, this boy will carve a path through the ocean and find the greatest treasure to ever exist.

    His name is Midoriya D. Izuku, and he's the man who's gonna be King of the Pirates!

     

    Now has a Tropes Page!

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    SpongeBob and Squidward get trapped in The Krusty Krab bathroom. Yeah, that's literally it. What will happen? I don't know. How about you read and see what happens. Maybe you can tell me what's going on throughout the story.

    Disclaimer: A note came in the mail today addressed to me. It says that I need to state my username, copy what is says on here to the summary box, and say something silly at the end. Okay, here goes nothing. Immasmolbean26 does not, I repeat, does not own SpongeBob SquarePants or any of its characters. They all belong to the man, the myth, the legend, Stephen Hillenburg (Rest in Peace Man) and I do not work at Nickelodeon or Viacom. Now, what's something silly I can say? Oh, I know! Noodloo!

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    angie☆lio!

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    After getting dragged into a drinking session with Miko, Ayato is drunk, and Thoma has to deal with the outcome.

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    The first thing Brock did after getting up was to check his emails; many were thrash email, some others were from his editor asking to rewrite sections of an article to spice it up and finally one that stick out from them all was a message from his good old friend of the unknown neighborhoods who always gave him the bests hints to expose frauds of the society tycoons; the anonymous showed him unusual movements of these people with documents, legit articles and pictures that supported one way or another the information and then leave Eddie to do the deep investigation using his journalist skills.

     

    "Oh no, not this guy again. He literally send us to an illegal explosive factory just two months ago!" groaned Venom.

    Or Eddie and Venom have a spider guy as informant and they end up webbed in a dangerous situation for the spider.

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    Helena Jaime Potter had walked to her death with her chin held high and the weight of the world on her shoulders. Because what other choice did she have? She had been raised for this - the abuse the Dursleys had brought upon her, the quests Dumbledore had forced her through and the isolation the two people she had thought were her best friends had pushed her into. She had been raised for death and even if she wanted to escape her fate, where could she even go? She had nothing - no family, no friends and no place to go, nowhere Lord Voldemort wouldn't follow. Except when she was hit by the curse that usually meant certain death, she was met with More. Not with death, but Death. And the entity had different plans for her life - far more illegal ones at that. But if she had to be reborn as an elusive, internationally wanted phantom thief to finally find happiness - well, who was she to refuse a request from Death?

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    Deidara nunca ha sido esa clase de persona típica que busca la misma buena vida que todos los demás. No anhelaba tranquilidad, una vida regida por el camino del bien ni tampoco un final noble o un reconocimiento como un ninja poderoso. Su existencia siempre había sido turbulenta y por mucho que eso no resultase envidiable para muchos, así es como quería que se mantuviera. Más allá de fugarse de Akatsuki, lo único que ese rubio deseaba era seguir siendo tan rebelde y explosivo como siempre ha sido, con su arte como única compañía. Y justamente así era...

    Por lo menos hasta que la vida se le volteó de cabeza.

    Deidara anhelaba destrucción y caos, pero eso no era lo que el destino tenía preparado para él. Con una serie de eventos tan increíbles como imposibles y la compañía de unos ojos negros, su futuro ahora tendrá la oportunidad de ser muy distinto si así lo desea, pero ¿Como aceptarlo?

    ¿Como quedarte cuando siempre has querido irte?

    Puede que tanto Itachi como Deidara hubieran sellado sus destinos con sangre, pero la vida es caprichosa y cuando los caminos se entrelazan no hay nada que pueda cambiar ese hecho; ¿Valdrá la pena quedarse aún si el otro representa todo por lo que siempre han huido?

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    Tsurumi is disappointed to hear that Usami failed another recon mission. In an attempt to change his ways, he tries a new type of punishment.

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    I don't know how to summarize this. Trust me, I guess? I'll make a summary later but I need to go ahead and get this out because I'll forget it lmao.

    Follow me on Tumblr - https://sweethearthigh.tumblr.com/

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    Akira Kurusu, former member of SEES, current Shadow Operative, is sent by his boss, Mitsuru Kirijo to investigate the oddly timed death of Wakaba Isshiki, as well as a growing number of those struck by an odd condition dubbed 'Mental Shutdowns'. Could this have to do with the cases of Apathy Syndrome they'd all dealt with 7 years ago? Or with what that strange figure Igor had foreshadowed, in that odd room only him and the twins could ever get into?

    Pretty much a P5 fanfic of Akira having joined SEES during the events of P3. In this fic, Minako is alive and well, with her twin brother Minato serving as the seal for Nyx.

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    What can I do to make you feel better?
    I cannot share the suffering you're going through, and I hate the helplessness I feel.
    You want to be your true self, in which I have no place in.
    But I cannot watch you go on that path alone, even though it might free you.
    I am selfish, and I want to be closer to you, closer than anyone, hoping to be the net that catches you when you fall.

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    Shen Yuan was a guy in the future who do nothing but read novels all day till he became of an idol of a novel which never even mentions idols of the story! He and Airplane shall suffer in the hands of the dumbass system who share the same braincells as them.

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      陆沉以为她疯了。
      “为我接纳萧逸,陆沉。证明你爱我。”她说,嘴唇狎昵地贴在陆沉脸旁,她爱的人和他恨的人同时出现在同一个句子里。
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    aka兔子小姐疯了?不确定再看看
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    陆沉视角。性的描写很模糊,意识流超短pwp
    标题是三批的法语没有别的意思只是想让它看起来很厉害不知道有没有拼错

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    Quackity is a golden child what happens when someone steals his heart.

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    Clockwork sends Danny to DC Universe for self-discovery. Danny finds out he genuinely likes helping people, dislikes authority, and still has issues with billionaires trying to adopt him. At least Wayne wasn't trying to date his mom.

    I read something on tumblr while drinking wine and then this first chapter happened? it's likely full of spelling errors and who knows what else, I'll come back to clean it up when I'm sober.

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