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    Just posting some stuff from my old account. Enjoy.

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    Are you looking for trash fiction? Well you have found it, my friend. We are the spark that will light the dumpster fire that will burn your computer/mobile device down.

    Set a bit before The Force Awakens and ending concurrent with The Last Jedi, Deadlock is a comedy/thriller/love story/pain train/smut fest. Check tags for summary. New tags for each chapter.

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    19/?
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    It was just supposed to be a release, a way to keep their minds on the mission. But now, as Haruno Sakura threaded her fingers through her lover's shaggy mane and bit down on her lip, she conceded that perhaps things had gotten out of hand. KakaSaku goodness, post series. Best of both worlds: plot and gratuitous smut.

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    14/?
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    30 Days NSFW-Challenge. Rare-Pairings.

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    17/30
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    Rey Niima is desperate to pay for college. She meets a nice man online who offers to help her, with some strange stipulations. Things quickly take a dark turn and she is taken captive by Ben, a deranged doctor who demands total obedience—and reliance on him alone.

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    14/?
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    yuta pines after hansol through college and continues to do so even after they have built up the gang together.

    it seems hansol is either very dense or yuta could not be anymore obvious, but when both parties work in a syndicate that only seeks to wrong the right, both of them don't seem to stand a chance.

    (i'm off the deep end, watch as i dive in, i'll never meet the ground)

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    This made no sense. There hadn’t been any signs, no symptoms, no growth. Sure his abs had softened a tad, but he had been shirking his workouts in favor of sleep still…How could he possibly-?

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    this is really bad 😔👊

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    2/?
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    4
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    The SHINRA Electric Power Company is under new management.

    The story of how Cloud Strife took over SHINRA.

    Using candy.

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    19/?
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    The AU where:
    Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

    (I found this on Pinterest and I'm maybe a little bit too drunk for this but not drunk enough so that it actually turned out pretty well... I hope it still does when I'm sober tomorrow)

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    1/1
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    6
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    128
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    When all Y/N L/N wanted was to chill at home with her laptop, anime and her bed, why has she suddenly been drop kicked into Westeros of all places? It's not even her favourite fandom.

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    Chapters:
    58/?
    Comments:
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    A sequel to lil Jack, I suggest you read that first.

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    Jack and mark had married for Two years on there anniversary mark discovers that jack is pregnant.

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    hoseok would never date him. yoongi knew and accepted that. who'd want to date a broken boy anyway?

    edit: songs that inspired me/accompanied me on this story (spotify playlist)

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    ❝Autentycznie, pracuję z bandą debili❞ - Vincent ❝Vinnie❞ Kenage
    Gdzie Dabi pracuje w McDonaldzie i naprawdę nie znosi kasjera z KFC naprzeciwko.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Yin was a member of the Masters of the Mystic Arts in a mission, but she never believes that will end serving to Thanos and the Black Order as a servant and, posteriorly, the assistant of one of the Children of Thanos. This submissive journey will show both sides of a human full of feelings and a merciless Order that commits relentless genocides in the universe.

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    The day after their first time, Andrew thinks about how much he hates loving Neil.

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    Bii Boh Bi is finally alone with Reader-chan... What will they do? Written while smashed drunk on martinis with a friend who drank like a full fucking cup of vodka because I said to.

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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    4
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    Sasuke is shaken by the past; memories haunting his sleep. Until he sees a certain blonde fox. m/m fluff.

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    I found him alone in a dark room on the same night that I lost my brand new, beloved, two-thousand-dollar Jimmy Choo White Suede and Hot Fix Crystal Embellished Sandals with an Ostrich Feather Tassel.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
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