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    Circumstance bends only to the fates. On their whim, a farmer’s daughter volunteers to save her homeland from fire, dragons and destruction. A king searches for an heir, the answers to a tradgedy, and a way to defend his kingdom. Elsewhere, a lonely man wanders in search of the end to a curse, vengeance, and whatever the will of the fates brings. 

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    Tom Wilson loves being Tom Wilson, ass-whooper extraordinaire, until he seriously injures a player on the hated Pittsburgh Penguins, a rookie being mentored by the King of Jerks himself, Sidney Crosby. Then the shit hits the fan.

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    It’s moments like these which magnify Hyungwon’s startlingly high libido.
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    A collection of Hyungwon being a hoe for Wonho and Wonho being whipped as hell for Hyungwon.
    Shownu also wishes he didn't know as much as he does.

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    Are you looking for trash fiction? Well you have found it, my friend. We are the spark that will light the dumpster fire that will burn your computer/mobile device down.

    Set a bit before The Force Awakens and ending concurrent with The Last Jedi, Deadlock is a comedy/thriller/love story/pain train that explores important questions such as: Where are the Knights of Ren? What is up with Snoke (and all the lamé)? How did the Force Bond between Rey and Kylo form and why? What is with the stick up Amilyn Holdo's butt? And most crucially, what is a babbit? Don’t worry, it has the sex too. LOTS of SEX.

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    Deacon isn't the hugging type. Neither is Von. But, when they both need to burn off steam after a near-death experience, these two decide to not-hug it out.

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    AU- "Mello, please, stop this." He cried out finally getting the blond's undivided attention who glared at him while his hands were adeptly leading themselves down Near's body.He could feel the purity leaving his skin."Now why would I do that? Come along, Near, admit it, you want it too." ONESHOT.

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    Ash and Smoke are in the middle of a mission when things get a little out of hand. After accidentally inhaling a nameless chemical, Ash is left in a vulnerable state- and Smoke is there to make her feel better.

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    Hey Izuku will you pass the honey?'' I never call him Deku in public.

    '' Y-yeah, sure, here you go''

    It's nice to have a little time to ourselves. I looked around the little café we were at, deep in thought. I know that being the number one hero takes a lot of time and effort and I accepted that the minute he told me he was Deku... but what's wrong with wanting a little alone time. I fell in love with Izuku not Deku.

    We heard a crash come from the top of the building before izuku could even look back at me, I had his bag in my hand ready for him. When he took it from my hands now I could see his face.

    '' Babe it's our time, that’s why I took the weekend off, I know I'm a crappy boyfriend. I wanted to make it up to you. This is no time to be selfish, there are plenty of other heroes that can handle it.

    '' Saving people isn't selfish. Go, before I kick your ass.'' I smile.

    Also this is a spin off Glitter and Dust by Daiako (Achrya), go check out their story it's so good!!

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    During my pre- season six re-listen to the void saga backlogs, I was stricken by an intense need to write something focused around Orem's repeated lies about having never been drunk. (See episodes 225 and 336 for notable examples). WHAT IS HE HIDING? In this case, it's a heated drunken tryst with a certain handsome quarter-elf...

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    When all Y/N L/N wanted was to chill at home with her laptop, anime and her bed, why has she suddenly been drop kicked into Westeros of all places? It's not even her favourite fandom.

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    When the ugliest ohh not to mention fat girl at school manages to get on the notorious bad boy's awful side by doing something he full well brought on upon himself what will he do to get back at her? Well he'll do things unspeakable just to get back at her for the little thing she did.

    (Bad at summaries but the story won't be too bad?
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    Jk this shit will suck two big dicks and take four up the ass if you couldn't tell from the tags lol)

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    5/?
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    I have not a single clue how to summarize this. Come read a story we wrote in 30 minutes that is based on the 70's movie The Warriors, but suddenly becomes an 8th year (I think it's 8th year, otherwise we need to go back and tag for underage) Dramione. We weren't sober, and it shows. There is also sashimi.

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    I hate this.

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    SPOILERS for INFINITY WAR Part 1

    Peter's thoughts on Titan as things fade away.

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    He wanted to tell Mr. Stark how important the last few years had been to him. How much he appreciated Tony's help. How amazing the suit was. How ridiculous it was that Iron Man himself wanted to mentor him. Him! How he loved his help and attention and discipline and even his stupid rules like not putting himself in danger when he could avoid it or saving his spider suit for dire emergencies only. He wanted to tell him how much he loved him. But when he opened his mouth his panic took over.

    "I don't want to go."

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    He doesn’t know when Izuku stopped being a pain in his ass and became something he couldn’t live without. When he stopped being one of those fucking extras and became the center of his universe.

    When he thinks about it, maybe he always was.

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    Jared finds an old vid he posted

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    It all started with a triple shot and a pair of green eyes she thought she'd never see again. Just like the first time.

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    I am absolutely AWFUL at summaries. I apologize... I literally thought about this story while drunk and watching The 100. I have not ever used AO3 so bear with me.

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    A series of one-shots/two-shots where Papyrus is a dick, Sans is depressed, the dog is annoying and life goes on.

    -read the tags, there's a lot of triggering things in here-

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    14/?
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    Desde que Keith tiene memoria recuerda sentir las emociones de alguien más en su ser.

    Soulmate au que nadie pidio.

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    Viktor had honestly thought it would take a lot more convincing on his part. Begging, pleading, promises of meals at nice restaurants, sexual favours, etc. He should have known better than to underestimate Yuuri who, despite his shy demeanour, was a Sexual Deviant.

    An adorable, bespectacled, rumpled-blazer-wearing Sexual Deviant.

    (The capital-letters were well-deserved.)

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