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    The worst time to have a sexual awakening was in front of your best friend since forever in the middle of a birthday party surrounded by almost your entire high school.

    It all began with an eggplant, copious amounts of alcohol, and the lack of a gag reflex.

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    hoseok would never date him. yoongi knew and accepted that. who'd want to date a broken boy anyway?

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    okay so ima keep it real w u chief i genuinely don't remember writing this but it was on my google docs this morning so here y'all go

    there are nightmares and showers and insecurity and potions, but i was so faded i really did not explain any of these things as well as i thought i did cause the story's only a page long.

    im sorry this is pretty much unreadable, but it made me laugh.
    oh and there's also some anti-Rowling sentiment in here don't @ me

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    1/1
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    An "out of character clothing" porn challenge, written at the time when I couldn't get that damn red costume cape from The King out of my mind.

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    "You have surgeon's fingers, Trap. They've been inside people plenty of times."

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    Akiko and Sakunosuke are friends but nothing stops them from having a hookup.

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    Bill Cipher and Dipper Pines. Is there really anything else to say about these two?
    Bills a demon trying to do his work. Dipper is his unfortunat victim. Dipper also happens to be the son of the CEOfor PinesLaw

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    in which Sayaka interrupts madoka and homura’s fucky wucky session uwu

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    Taehyung and Jimin play a game to see who can be the first to seduce the cute, oblivious pizza delivery guy, Jungkook.

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    When all Y/N L/N wanted was to chill at home with her laptop, anime and her bed, why has she suddenly been drop kicked into Westeros of all places? It's not even her favourite fandom.

    (May delete or edit soon - some changes have been made - due to fear of Mary sue and cringe)

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    “why are you on top of me, park?”

    “just enjoying the view, babe.”

    yoongi sighed, pushing the boy off. “please do so from a distance of three to six feet. also, i detect a disruption in your heartbeat pattern, and a shift in temperature. is something troubling you?”

    “please shut up, baymax.”

    ————

    jimin’s father was a world renowned genius, so he couldn’t understand why the man thought forcing him to live with an android was a smart idea. to top it off, he was supposed to be his soulmate’s replacement?

    who let his father near a lab?

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    Aliens v.s. Predators was a great movie, right? Honestly, it was my favorite movie as a kid. But, this isn't that story. On one hand, there is going to be as much angst. And someone is going to end up fucking an alien.

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    Sehun tells Baekhyun to stop being mean to Vivi

    Baekhyun isn't the one barking in the middle of the night

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    Irony is achieved by wearing an outfit composed of a weed-patterned beanie, sunglasses, hoodie, neckties, skinny jeans, socks, and shoes. One necktie is worn as a belt. Karkat is not amused.

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    There is honestly no point to this, but I could care less at this point!

    Enjoy I guess.....but like it's all just cringe and nothing is good about this what so ever!

    I blame the internet!

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    5/?
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    Bella is determined to find an answer why her blood is unique in the vampire world, but during her stay in Budapest, she catches attention from unwanted eyes far too interested in her work. Trying to run away from her past she accidentally crosses over into a world so very much like her own yet incredibly different, triggering catastrophic events to break every conceivable reality.

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    Rey Niima is desperate to pay for college. She meets a nice man online who offers to help her, with some strange stipulations. Things begin to take a dark turn before Rey can stop it.

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    "Hear ye! Hear ye! Prince Jinyoung of the distant Kingdom of Jinhae-gu doth arrive!" The voiced called out as Jinyoung stepped into the court room.

    "Welcome Prince Jinyoung!" King Jackson stood from his throne spreading his arms wide.

    "It is an honor to be here," Jinyoung bowed.

    He stood again and realized the king's arms were still open.

    "He wants a hug," A voice whispered from his left.

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    I have a BIG secret and I can't really tell anyone. I mean what would you do if you've been sleeping with someone you don't like for almost two years? Yeah, that's what I thought.

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