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The group "Japan V-League Division 1 Unofficial" has been created by Kuroo Tetsurou
15+ members have been added
7:15 PM
Bokuto Koutarou
Oya?
Hoshiumi Korai
Bro we do this shit every year
Kozume Kenma
ah, yes
another d1 gc that i have NO business being in
Hinata Shoyo
KENMAAAAAAAAA
Kozume Kenma
hey shoyo
Komori Motoya
—replying to Kozume Kenma : another d1 gc.....
dih 1 💔
Kageyama Tobio
Dih?
Hoshiumi Korai
The thing I'm putting in ur mom every night
Kageyama Tobio
????
Washio Tatsuki
grown ass man making your mom jokes btw
Suna Rintarou
grown?
Ojiro Aran
Not even 5 minutes in. Not even 5 minutes in and you guys are already being condescending towards each other.
Miya Atsumu
ARANNNNN
Kuroo Tetsurou
Can anyone add Sakusa
He blocked me
Suna Rintarou
WHAT LMFAO
aren't you like the promotion division guy
Hinata Shoyo
Did he really just block you like that 😭😭😭
Miya Atsumu
u laughin like he didnt block u too lmao
Hinata Shoyo
WTF
Komori Motoya
I'm pretty sure he has everyone minus Ushijima and Miya blocked
Oh and Iizuna!
And well me, sometimes
Hoshiumi Korai
"Sometimes"
Komori Motoya
This one time I hacked into his Twitter account and um you see
Did things!!! You don't need to know
Iizuna Tsukasa
I can assure you everyone already knows.
We all saw.
Ojiro Aran
Against our wills, might I add
Hoshiumi Korai
Wait what was it I didn't see it
Komori Motoya
WHATEVER
And then he was so mad he blocked me everywhere and
After that he just started blocking me everytime I pissed him off slightly
He unblocks me when he needs my help
Ushijima Wakatoshi
I did not imagine Kiyoomi to be such a petty person.
Goshiki Tsutomu
Hello, Ushijima-san.
Suna Rintarou
yo chill with the glazing
Goshiki Tsutomu
Excuse me?
Hinata Shoyo
there's just no limit to the glaze. 💔
Goshiki Tsutomu
I JUST SAID HELLO
Komori Motoya
Just straight up bouncing on it crazy style
Goshiki Tsutomu
....
Suna Rintarou
See now 😭😭
Miya Atsumu
ain't no one say allat man
Kozume Kenma
bro's first time in the gc and he's already getting flamed
Hoshiumi Korai
just a massive fucking skill issue
Kuroo Tetsurou
Is anyone going to add Sakusa
Komori Motoya
oh yeah let me
Sakusa Kiyoomi has been added
Sakusa Kiyoomi has left
Komori Motoya
😐😐
Kozume Kenma
LMFAOOOO
honestly respect
Komori Motoya
@Miya Atsumu can you add him
he blocked me :/
Suna Rintarou
LMAO
Miya Atsumu
lmaooo sure
Sakusa Kiyoomi has been added
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Thin ice, Miya.
Miya Atsumu
yea yea edgelord
also whys kenma here
Kuroo Tetsurou
He's Hinata's sponsor
Miya Atsumu
ok but he's not a vball player
Hinata Shoyo
He used to be tho!!
Miya Atsumu
im adding samu then
Kuroo Tetsurou
??? Why
Miya Atsumu
he sponsors our uhhh meals
msby back me up
Bokuto Koutarou
I CAN COUCH FOR MYA-SAM
VOUCH
Hinata Shoyo
Me too!!
Suna Rintarou
me three
Kuroo Tetsurou
YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN MSBY
Komori Motoya
Suna Rintarou
idc i want him
Hoshiumi Korai
oh we know
f word
Hirugami Sachirou has been added
Miya Atsumu
yo. 💀
Hirugami Sachirou
? Hello
Why am I in the volleyball gc
Hoshiumi Korai
Suna you piece of shit
Suna Rintarou
yeah yeah no need to ride it so hard
Ushijima Wakatoshi
Is that the same Hirugami-san that Korai has saved as his homescreen, lockscreen, pinned contact as well as his highest Snapchat streak?
Hoshiumi Korai
.
Komori Motoya
THATS CRAZY
BY YOUR OWN TEAMMATE 😭😭😭
Miya Osamu has been added
Miya Osamu
didnt y'all do this last year
and like the year b4 that
Hoshiumi Korai
THATS WHAT I SAID
Miya Osamu
ok? u want a medal??
pipsqueak
Hoshiumi Korai
WTF
UNPROVOKED
Kozume Kenma
are we just gonna skip over the fact that hoshiumi is a grown ass man making snapstreaks with his crush
Suna Rintarou
again, grown?
Hoshiumi Korai
IM. NOT THE ONLY ONE
just the other day Miya sent me a snap of his ass
Suna Rintarou
WHAT
Komori Motoya
WHAT
YOU GOTTA SPECIFY WHICH ONE
Hoshiumi Korai
atsumu obv
Miya Atsumu
??? WTF
NO I DIDNT
Y R U LYIN ON MY NAME
Hoshiumi Korai
I haveproof.
Miya Osamu
Excuse me?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Excuse me?
Ojiro Aran
Please don't send it here
Please
For everyone's sake don't send it here
Hoshiumi Korai
Too late. it's already sending
...
Kozume Kenma
did he forget to send it
Miya Osamu
i fuckin hope so
Hoshiumi Korai
No I'm sending it
Its just taking a little time
Ushijima Wakatoshi
I have been telling Korai to replace his current phone, it is extremely slow
He has been using it since High School
Hirugami Sachirou
Mf HIGH SCHOOL??
You're still using that ancient shit
That 32 GB ass phone 😭
Kuroo Tetsurou
Are the Adlers not paying you enough, Hoshiumi?
Hoshiumi Korai
SHUT UP
I HAVE MY REASONS
Bokuto Koutarou
Theres always a place for you in MSBY, Hoshiumi!!
Kageyama Tobio
No tf there isn't
Hinata Shoyo
No tf there isn't
Bokuto Koutarou
:((
Wait!! Since Hirugami-san and Myaa-sam are here can I also add Keiji!!
Kuroo Tetsurou
Yes Bokuto
Miya Atsumu
wtf favouritism
Kozume Kenma
trust you don't wanna tell Bokuto no when Keiji is involved
Akaashi Keiji has been added
Akaashi Keiji
I am deeply unhappy about being added to this kind of group again
Bokuto Koutarou
oh (╯︵╰,)
Akaashi Keiji
But it's also an honour to be here
Suna Rintarou
we need a word stronger than simp for this one
Hoshiumi Korai
Oh there is
The one I called you earlier
Komori Motoya
Is your Atsumu ass pic still sending or what
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Why are you so interested in seeing Miya's ass?
Ojiro Aran
Oh my fucking God
Miya Osamu
im sure you would know that best, Sakusa
Tsukishima Kei has been added
Kageyama Tobio
Why the hell is he here
Tsukishima Kei
That is exactly what I'm wondering too
Why the hell am I here
Suna Rintarou
i added him for drama it was getting boring
Tsukishima Kei
If you wanted drama, you should've added Oikawa
Kageyama Tobio
DON'T FUCKING DO THAT
Miya Atsumu
cant believe im agreeing with tobio kun but DONT ADD OIKAWA
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Do not add that man here.
Hinata Shoyo
Wait I'll add him
Oikawa Tooru has been added
Oikawa Tooru
Yahoo!!
Why am I In the Japan v-league group??
Do you guys want me that badly (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Miya Atsumu
great. nice job sho kun
Oikawa Tooru
OH?? IF IT ISN'T MY FAVOURITE BENCHWARMER 🥰
Ushijima Wakatoshi
Hello Oikawa.
Oikawa Tooru has left
Miya Atsumu
LMAOAOAO
idk what u did but thank you for doin it waka kun
Kageyama Tobio
Oikawa-san doesn't like me and Ushijima-san for some reason
Hoshiumi Korai
I get it
I don't like you two either
Kageyama Tobio
Thats okay I don't think being liked by you is the standard anyway
Komori Motoya
Hoshiumi what happened to the ass pic
Akaashi Keiji
The
What?
Kuroo Tetsurou
Dont worry it's not Bokuto's
Akaashi Keiji
Thats not
Ykw nevermind
Hoshiumi Korai
THE PIC IS SENDING OKAY
snapchat.1u252awejea6.jpg
Miya Osamu
...
Komori Motoya
Hoshiumi.... I don't know how to tell you this but
Bokuto Koutarou
Um is the pic blurry for anyone else?
I can't see anything except pixels!
Hirugami Sachirou
PLEASE burn your ancient relic of a phone
Suna Rintarou
its quite bizarre how you managed to save that in below 144p quality
Miya Atsumu
is no one concerned that hes just sending pics of my ass like that
in a group full of professional volleyball players + my brother
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Why are you sending those to him in the first place?
Miya Atsumu
OMIOMI STFU
Komori Motoya
He's jealous
Send some to him too
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I will block you.
Oikawa Tooru has been added
Hinata Shoyo
He's fun guys trust
Give him a chance
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Kill yourself. Immediately.
Oikawa Tooru
MEAN KIYO-CHAN
😡 I've been nothing but nice to you
Komori Motoya
He's mad about your serves
Kiyoomi receiving Oikawa's serve
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Fuck you.
Miya Atsumu
guys it wasn't an ass pic yall gotta trust me
I would never send shit like that to hoshiumi of all people
Hoshiumi Korai
HEY WHAT THE HELL FOES THAT MEAN
Tsukishima Kei
It means no one wants you
Goshiki Tsutomu
Is no one going to talk about the fact that there are Div2 players in a Div1 group
Tsukishima Mei
Mf there is a whole ass Argentinian player in here
Komori Motoya
LMAOO
Kuroo Tetsurou
Onigiri restaurant owner and a mangaka weren't obvious enough for you?
Komori Motoya
Everytime Goshiki says something he ends up getting bullied 😭😭
Ushijima Wakatoshi
May I add Satori to the group?
Kuroo Tetsurou
At this point
Add whoever you want
Hinata Shoyo
Oh say less 😈
15+ members have been added
Hinata Shoyo
It won't let me add everyone at once ;-;
10+ members have been added
10+ members have been added
Kuroo Tetsurou
I DIDNT MEAN ADD YOUR ENTIRE HOMETOWN
WHO EVEN ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE
Yamaguchi Tadashi
Hello??? What's this
Sugawara Koushi
Is this another karasuno gc
Tsukishima Kei
Respectfully, why the fuck would Kuroo be in a Karasuno gc
Iwaizumi Hajime
?
Oikawa Tooru
OMGGGG IWA CHAANNNBB!!!!!
hiiii ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Kozume Kenma
oikawa as soon as iwaizumi joins
Matsukawa Issei
yoo LMFAOO
no idea who you are but spot on
Lev Haiba
Hello guys
Kozume Kenma
why did you add him
Kuroo Tetsurou
Seriously like of all people
Hinata Shoyo
Shit i did it by accident
Lev Haiba
HELLO I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING
Kita Shinsuke
Uh?
Miya Atsumu
KITA SANN NNNN
Miya Osamu
Hello Kita-san
Suna Rintarou
kita-san heyy
Kita Shinsuke
Oh hello
Hanamaki Takahiro
Yachi Hitoka
oh! okay!
Suna Rintarou
bro dropped a fun fact 😭
Bokuto Koutarou
Group gooning starts in 5 minutes 😈
Everyone HAS to join
Sakusa Kiyoomi
? No.
Ushijima Wakatoshi
I did not consent to this.
Terushima Yuuji
I didn't consent to having such a long schlong either but we don't always get what we want
Terushima Yuuji has been kicked
Kuroo Tetsurou
I don't like that guy
Komori Motoya
Man dropped a banger and got slimed 💔
Nishinoya Yuu
AYOOOOOOOO
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
YUU
Nishinoya Yuu
RYUU
Hoshiumi Korai
Okay that's enough hi's and hello's
Tsukishima Kei
Bro's trying to distract us from the fact that he has a prehistoric phone
Hoshiumi Korai
How tf do you even know about that
You weren't even in the gc
Tsukishima Kei
??? You can still backread the old chats even if you were added later
Miya Atsumu
wait r u fr.
KITA SAN
KITA SAN DOMT BAXKREAD
KITA SAN PELASE NDONT BACKREAD
Kita Shinsuke
Well if you say that it just makes me want to backread more
Miya Atsumu
NO NO NONONO NOOOOSOSOS
Ojiro Aran
Oh Atsumu 😭😭
Kita Shinsuke
...I have no comments
Miya Atsumu
please believe me i did not send korai kun anything pls oh my god
hoshiumi u bitch youre done
Hinata Shoyo
GUYSFDYS i need to pee really bad
Tsukishima Kei
Tmi?
Kageyama Tobio
Go pee then wtf are we supposed to do about that
Hinata Shoyo
I CANT
Bokuto Koutarou
Its okay Shoyo I'll help you!
Suna Rintarou
yo what 😭😭
Hanamaki Takahiro
Me too @Hinata Shoyo I'm right here mouth wide open aaaaaa
Iwaizumi Hajime
Oh my God you FREAK
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Why must you be so fucking disgusting
Hinata Shoyo
GUYS I'm gonna piss my pants this isn't funny
oh my god OHMT GOF
Yaku Morisuke
GO TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM
Hinata Shoyo
I CANT
Sugawara Koushi
WHY 😭😭
Hinata Shoyo
I'm in a line.
Akaashi Keiji
Um like, for the bathroom?
Hinata Shoyo
No at a bakery
Iwaizumi Hajime
Just leave the line, go to the washroom and come back?
Hinata Shoyo
NOO I CANT
I nEED these meatbuns today or they'll run out and I'll have to wait another week they only sell on Fridays
Kageyama Tobio
Shoyo is it from that bakery you told me about
They take online orders I'll order them for you just go pee
Hinata Shoyo
OH MY GOD
OKAY
THANK YOU TOBIO I LOVE YOU TOBIO
Yachi Hitoka
omg i hate gay people ☹️☹️
Yamaguchi Tadashi
yacchan no...
Oikawa Tooru
In pride month too? 😟😟
Yachi Hitoka
GUYSSSBFHFDS /JJJJ NOO IM A LESBIAN
I HAEV A GF OMG
Kozume Kenma
The concept of Yachi getting a gf before kghn start dating
Yachi Hitoka
HELP
Miya Atsumu
wait you're telling me
Tendou Satori
ARE THEY NOT DATING? (ಠ◡ಠ)
Kuroo Tetsurou
That is the most unbelievable shit I have heard today
Hoshiumi Korai
Wait
I have a question
Kageyama Tobio
Who
Hoshiumi Korai
Me I have the question
Kageyama Tobio
asked
Tsukishima Kei
Thats now how it works dipshit 😭
Hoshiumi Korai
😐😐 Anyway
No one told me what Komori did for Sakusa to block him that time
The twitter thing
Komori Motoya
I told you you don't need to know
Hoshiumi Korai
I WANT TO
Miya Atsumu
oh um
Aran Ojiro
Well you see
Iizuna Tsukasa
Oh dw I'll tell you :)
What happened is