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YEA THATS RIGHT YOU AREN'T GETTING ONE....BUT TWO OF THESE VENT PAGE....BUT THIS ONE WILL INFACT BE PUBLIC TO THE WORLD.....I'M SO TIRED GETTING THROWN IN THE FIRE JUST BECAUSE IT'S FUN TO YOU. IM SO DAMN TIRED. I TRIED TO BE A NICE FRIEND. JUST BECAUSE I HAVE LESS BRAINCELLS THAN YOU DO THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO RAGEBAIT ME ALL THE DAMN TIME. ALL THE TIME YOU BREATHE AND SPEAK TO ME YOU HAVE TO SOMEHOWWWWWW RAGEBAIR ME BRO LIKE PLEASEEEEE YOU HAVE OTHER FRIENDS....IM NOT THE ONLY FRIEND YOU HAVE TO DO SHITS LIKE THIS. BUT OFC, BECAUSE I HAVE THE IQ OF A 5 YEAR OLD IT'S FUNNIER AND BETTER BECAUSE THEN YOU CAN LAUGH AND POINT TO MY FACE AND ALSO. MEMENTO. YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE????? "It's not that deep" YES IT IS.... IT IS THAT DEEP. EVERY FUCKING DAY I HAVE TO DEAL AND GET RAGEVAITED BECAUSE OF HOW STUPID I AM AND CAN'T COMPREHEND AS FAST AS YOU DO. I WILL GENUINELY DISSECT THIS GUY WITH ZERO ANESTHESIA, OPEN HIM STRAIGHT TO HIS VITAL ORGANS BY SLOWLY CUTTING MY WAY THROUGH WHILE ALL THE BLOOD SPILL AND WHILE HE CRIES IN PAIN. THEN I WILL REMOVE THEM ONE BY ONE AND FORCE FEED IT TO YOU. MEMENTO. SINCE YOU THINK IT AIN'T SO DEEP. OH BUT HOW???? WELL I WILL ALSO TAPE YOU TO THE WALL. I AM SO TIRED BRO. I WILL ALSO RECORD THE ENTIRE PROCESS OF POTATO GETTING HIS ORGANS REMOVED AND YOU EATING HIS ORGANS RAW. AND BEFORE I DO ALL OF THIS I'LL MAKE SURE TO STARVE THE BOTH OF YALL BECAUSE IT ISN'T THAT DEEP LIKE Y'ALL SAID. I WILL PULL THE ORGANS OUT AND COOK IT INFRONT OF YOU WHIEL YOU STARVE TO DEATH NEXT TO YOUR DYING FRIEND. ONCE ALL OF THAT IS DONE I WILL USE POTATO'S EMPTY BODY AND MAKE THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS ART AND SELL IT TO AN ART MUSEUM....WELL AT LEAST HE'D BE WORTH MILLIONS. BUT THEY'LL NEVER KNOW. OOOOHHH HOW THEY WOULD NEVER KNOW. THAT YOU NEVER EVEN GAVE CONSENT. ILL MAKE SURE TO SELL THAT CORPSE NEAR YOUR AREA. SO THAT ONE DAY WHEN YOU VISIT THAT MUSEUM. YOU'LL REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU SAID IT WASN'T DEEP. THAT TIME I FORCE FED YOU HIS INSIDES. THAT TIME YOU SAW HIS ORGANS OUT OF HIS BODY. THE DRIPPING BLOOD COMING OUT. THE TASTE OF HIS ORGANS. THE BASEMENT I COVERED IN BLOOD. MY FACE. YOU WILL REMEMBER MY FACE.I HOPE NOTHING BUT THE WORST. IM SO DAMN TIRED. YOU KNOW THAT FANFIC I WROTE ABOUT POTATO DILDOS??? YEA I SHOULD'VE DETAILED IT BECAUSE OF HOW DAMN RUDE YOU ARE. I HOPE YOU GET KIDNAPPED BY AN ILLEGAL GROUP OF SCIENTISTS THEN GET INJECTED LIQUID METAL BURNING FROM THE INSIDE. I HOPE YOU GET EXPOSED TO UN INMAGINEABLE AMOUNT OF RADIATION TO THE POINT IT WILL ROT YOU AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A ZMOBIE. I HOPE YOU GET EVERY SINGLE MEDIEVAL TORTURED DEVICE BE USED ON YOU LIKE THE THUMB CRUSHER OR THE WHEEL OF TORTURE. I AM SO TIRED. THIS IS A CALL FOR HELP. STOP RAGEBAITING ME EVERYDAY.