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    Mark woke up the next morning feeling the most calm he'd felt since landing back on Earth. He didn't know what it was but something about today just told him that today was going to be a good day.

    "And in a shocking news story that broke whilst I'm sure many of you were asleep, it was revealed that an anonymous group actually hacked into NASA revealing many things including American Hero Mark Watney's health records. Many were shocked by the news that the world famous astronaut is in fact addicted to over the counter Vicodin. It has also been stated in his medical records that the hand injury the NASA employee sustained previously was from punching his TV after he had in fact overdosed-”

    Mark's coffee slipped from his hand.
    ----Every chapter title is song lyrics.----

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    55/?
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    143
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    Hagrid and Dobby experience sexual magic as they both try something new.

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    2,472
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    2/2
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    4
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    24
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    3
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    2192
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    The final part of my Elizabethan Destiel, covering the two major events of the late eighties – the fate of both a contrary Scots ex-queen and the attack by the Spanish Armada. The idjits have sons in at both; Scaden and Jensen are well-bred young fellows who often write home to their master Castiel. And to that alpha who for some strange inexplicable reason thinks that he runs the house.... what's his name again?

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    367
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    62
    Chapters:
    1/10
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    3
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    74
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    #5: Potatoes

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    190
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    72
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    You're worth two whole potatoes!

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    257
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    151
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    Lexa takes a crazy leap of faith to reach out to the blonde beauty she sees in line for food.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    58
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    1035
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    Liam brings Theo home to meet his family for the first time, hilarity ensues.

     

    (Previously titled "Liam The Potato")

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1437
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    As potatoes take over the world, one brave, sugoi, kawaii, intelligent and SUPER HAWT XD teenager must scribe out the final remnants of starchless history... but may or may not have gotten kinda side tracked advertising her AWESOME SMUT PSEUD PLZ CHECK IT OUT.... sorry xd I'm literally dying rn I can't help myself patoata.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    You thought you'd seen all the pairings there could be? You thought wrong! Oh yeah, I went there.

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    2,167
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    8
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    43
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    You’re there for Mark. You’re always there for Mark.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    186
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    Rich finds a potato on the floor.

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    198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    38
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    218
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    Severa wonders why she became a potato researcher at a haunted facility when Lucina invites her back to her room at said facility to discuss "research."

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1112
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    Two college girls fall down into the underground, not knowing what it is nor how to get out. One a lite weight drunk the other younger who can't get drunk even if she wanted to, falling into the world of Underswap and seems to break what reality that was there

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    English
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    12,448
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    163
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    Dean and Sam face their most loaded challenge yet.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    44
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    Logan's arrival is the icing on the cake that is Darcy's Christmas Eve. Potato icing.

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    329
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1325
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    This is before Christmas 2016. Even never transferred to Nissen, so he’s doing his last year at Bakka. He has just broken up with Sonja and is recovering from a manic and depressive episode. Sana has invited Even and her other friends to a Holiday cabin trip, and Even needs to get in shape so that he can beat his buddies in Sana’s planned ski race. He tries out a personal ski trainer app and meets the hot ski trainer Isak Valtersen. Even struggles to focus only on the training. On the cabin trip, when Even arrives early, a surprise guest turns up and a snowstorm threatens to snow them both in. Who knows what happens next?

    A different meeting AU and sort of a 4 + 1 (Four times Isak and Even don’t talk for real, and one time they do). This is part of the Skam Stories Christmas Challenge. :)

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    English
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    28,181
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    305
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    4645
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    Sebastian Moran was never one for destiny, that was just shit for people who read horoscopes and went to bed before 9pm. All he wanted was blood, booze, and sex. That was until Jim Moriarty, most dangerous man in London, came along.

    The debauchery was then served with a side of murder.

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    English
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    1,916
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    124
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    Or also known as the AU where Junmyeon suffers because of BaekChen and has too much patience with everyone, Kris is obliviously in love with his best-friend, and XiuChen are couple goals.
    Everyone else is just extremely amused and sometimes exasperated.

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    English
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    16,088
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    1595
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    It’s Steven Universe. But it’s in an office building. Puns. Jokes. You know what you’re here for!

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    English
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    723
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    125

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