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    Just using a bunch of prompts and exercises I found and those will be in the notes of each chapter so if you need writing prompts

    you got them

    also just gonna warn you these chapters are either depressing or they're smut

    I write a lot of smut

    a lot

    maybe every once a month you might get fluff but

    I write a shitload of smut

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    When penguins find the love of their lives, they bring them a pebble. Seems the animal kingdom is a lot less complicated than human relationships.

    AKA a crack-fic that came from random conversations over coffee with one of my friends. Don't let two nerds start talking headcanons or this happens.

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    "The cold smell of potato mould, the squelch and slap
    Of soggy peat, the curt cuts of an edge
    Through living roots awaken in my head.
    But I’ve no spade to follow men like them."

    - Seamus Heaney, Digging

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    October of 2004, the Potter family is killed.

    But before that, the Burrow was attacked and the youngest son kidnapped.

    The Death Eaters don’t hold on to him- it’s to dangerous. He’s dropped off in a random town and found by a man who used to be dead.

    And wizards don’t advertise their missing children as well as muggles, so protocol is broken, and David Coulson is born.

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    A sack of potatoes distracts Valery from his plans briefly, then strengthens his determination.

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    - Yuuri snuck off to practice with a cold, and Viktor, of course, sent him right home. Worried for his fiancé, Viktor uses the power of the internet and his own determination to get Yuuri better - even if the remedies he uses are a bit unorthodox.-

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    Statement of Marie Fuchs, regarding an agricultural disease testing locker meltdown. Statement taken six June, two thousand and six. Statement recorded by Martin Blackwood, Archival Assistant. Statement begins.

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    Watching Cas slice potatoes shouldn’t be hot. Come on, it’s just potatoes, probably the least sexy food Dean could think of. Just balls of carbohydrates and starchy goodness.

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    On sol 2,004 Ares IV comes. That's a long ass time to be alone.

     

    (AU where Mark was never noticed by NASA and he's currently waiting for Ares IV to come.)

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    After an accident, Hikari Raito and his NetNavi partner Trill find themselves reliving the cherished tale of his parents’ love. [UPDATED! Chapter 10 UP!]

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    In a time when crop failures mean certain death and people believe angels are guiding their lives, Dean Winchester fears that his community is at the cusp of starvation. The villagers are suspicious of everything different and unknown.

    Since childhood Dean's been reigned in, controlled by other people's fears and perceptions of the world. Despite Dean skirting the edges of what is forbidden land and gleening a new truth, the villagers adamantly refuse to go beyond what they know. Their failure to trust in uncertainty and embrace the unknown will push Dean into action.

    Dean's secret bond with the Angel of Death, which has been growing for years, is his anchor. In a peaceful corner of centuries ago and worlds away, Dean desperately tries to save his village. His efforts to save the people he cares about will test his relationship with Castiel, the angel he loves as well as his village. It will change his perception of what he thinks he knows, it will change how he perceives the world. It will change everything.

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    Ah, what a terrible pair! I love them.

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    Five times potatoes defeated Catra, and one time they helped heal her

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    Jaebeom, on the other hand, had spent the meeting instant messaging Team Leader Hwang Chansung from Sales Team 3 to ask where on earth Park Jinyoung had gone for him to have returned to work brown as a nut and in a neck brace.

    His car got rear-ended while he was in Vietnam, apparently, Team Leader Hwang had replied, also I just said that I tendered my fucking resignation and you’re concerned about park jinyoung’s whiplash injury??????

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    An office!AU. Rated P for potato.

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    Taeyang is bored during his late shift, Sanghyuk is a suspicious customer who's about to turn Taeyang's mood around.

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    A Captain and a Marshal...go on a date. Maybe?

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    Living in a University can be stressful right? Having a bunch of teachers yelling at you and demanding you had everything done on time. Normally people can leave the campus if they have a reason and can go home after a few weeks. This was different for Lilly. Her University was a living hell. Thomas Sanders, Lilly's best friend. Had warned her about the consequences but being naive she went for the University that was named "Ebott University".
    From the outside it seemed like it was amazing but deep inside, it looked like paradice.

    But you're wrong.

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    The door closes, leaving Todoroki alone in the one place he has always felt a little lost in. In Bakugou’s absence, the kitchen seems to have become more mysterious and cryptic than before. The counter seems more vast, the utensils are elusive, the drawers harbour great secrets.

    Todoroki stares at the potatoes; they stare right back.

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    OR: "What the fuck do you mean you can’t peel a potato?”

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