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Aventurine rolled his freshly won chips in his hand, looking at his new opponent.
The opponent turned out to be none other than his "business partner", who already won a lot.
"What do I owe the pleasure for this meeting?" Asked Aventi.
"I have come to check if you're so good in cards as you claim" Ratio replied.
"Oh Ratio... You shouldn't be the one to underestimate me. After all.." Aventi chuckled. "I know how to play my cards to make you do anything"
"And pray tell, what does that "anything" contain?" Came the reply.
"Doctor. Anything means anything. Those chips change lives. What fate do they see for you, good friend?"
"Let's find out with a game, shall we?"
"I'll be generous today! Your choice, doctor"
"Let's make it a simple game of poker, how about that?"
Said game hasn't taken take place. Like... Ever. Time rewinded again like a broken record jumping between times like a rabbit on the run. Now this.. This was an interesting event.
Before they got to play, the boobs god appeared, and a moment later Ratio and Aventi were on a field.
They both confused out of their minds began investigating the field and they.. Encountered a group of horses. How medieval.
They then saddled the horses and they led them to a kingdom.
Turned out that these animals weren't ordinary. They could speak! And one of them introduced itself as "Shuichi". As a Royal horse he gained permission for the two to enter the castle.
As they entered, horse-uichi saw something and dropped the two. He ran towards horse-kichi and they passionately kissed.
Since seeing two horses make out wasn't on their bingo list, they turned their attention towards the queen. The Almighty Herta.
Herta was sitting on her throne, currently busy being a genius.