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    An unidentified man was brought to the hospital you were interning to be a doctor. His case - the worst the hospital had ever seen. Found after the car crash, still strapped to the driver's seat, burned to the crisp until his features were no longer recognizable, his limbs severed, he was placed in the ICU care, strapped to the machines that took over his normal body functions. How he managed to stay alive was a mystery to all, yet everyone believed the man would die within the next 24 hours.

    Today was the day you'd be given your own patient under your care in your last year of an internship. Yet something drew you to the case presented to you of the burned man, his features oddly familiar to you, whatever you could recognize of his mangled flesh on his face. You believed the man would survive, and you wanted him to be your patient. Where would this path take you? And who was this man?

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    A ball of anxiety with a high IQ and cripplingly low self-esteem has a series of perplexingly peculiar adventures with an eccentric duo of certifiable companions while a bunch of dystopian post-apocalyptic civilizations duke it out to see who can drive the planet straight into the toilet as quickly and efficiently as possible, occasionally accompanied by an equally offbeat ensemble of fresh out of the gourd lunatics from all walks, jogs, sprints, and marathons of life.

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    The Third Shinobi World War is winding down. With the Sanbi out of play, victory seems like a foregone conclusion. But the Mist isn’t going down without a fight, and the future is no longer predictable. When an unforeseen disaster leaves the Book of Seals missing, Obito will do whatever it takes to find and get it back–even if it means bringing Rin and Kakashi into his secrets. Even if it means letting Tobi take his place at home.

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    17/?
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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*

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    249/249
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    Dream is dead.

    *read the tags. It's all there*
    - Discontinued (I've put the outline in the last chapter so that you can have a vague idea on what was supposed to happen before I decided to stop)

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    16/40
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    A teen-aged martial artist and a 190,000 year old caveman have some unexpected free time and find themselves in a little over their heads.

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    Slightly crazy Leilani is not a typical elf - in that she has not died in the last thousand plus years since the Fall of Arlathan. She's been a slave, been imprisoned, angered way too many people because of one little incident... One could say she's seen it all by the time she joins the Dalish in an attempt to get away from it all.

    Until she goes with Telahn to the Conclave, intending on leaving Lavellan. Instead, it ends up with her neck on the line, repeating to anyone who will listen 'I don't care'. Problem is, they're lovable lil' shits and she catches FEELINGS, which for Leilani is Not Good; she knows they're going to die later, so why should she CARE?

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    Ben Solo’s training at the Jedi Academy, not far from where Poe is. As he gets older, the threat of Palpatine returning grows — as well as a vision of the future where he turns against Poe.

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    2/?
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    Just as you were about to grab the broom to sweep, a guy dressed in all black walked in.

    ..

    "Name?"

    He looked around the empty café and gave a scrunched look that asked, is that necessary? but said his name anyway.

    "Chan."

    -- - -- - --
    This story is gonna be reallyyyy long so please bare with me haha.

    In progress. (12/2020)

    - J

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    when faced with limited supplies, rick is forced to make a deal with the saviors to save alexandria. however carl is faced with the hardest decision of all- deciding whether to let himself walk into the arms of their enemy to keep his loved ones safe.

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    Polnareff sighed, wearily turning the corner of the busy street into a quieter alleyway. It had been a long day. Enemy stands had been attacking the crusaders non-stop, and every moment was tense, never being able to truly relax, even when things were calm. He put down his bag and leant against the wall, closing his eyes momentarily and taking a deep breath, his oversized chest heaving.

    When he opened his eyes…his bag was gone.
    “Whaaat? Mon dieu!” he shouted, his head snapping round just in time to see a shadowy figure disappearing around the corner at the far end of the alley way. Heart thumping as his adrenaline levels spiked again, he quickly gave chase.

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    Libber’s theory was correct. With the help of her new technique, she's able to amplify her powers almost tenfold—sure it's incredibly dangerous, but she and the other elementals have been more effective than ever since she started using this tactic, and she's not about to stop just because of some weird tingly feeling under her skin. No matter what Lilly or Maya or Wu or anyone else says. She's totally, absolutely, completely fine. She's the master of lighting, after all—how could it hurt her?

    Meanwhile in present-day Ninjago, Cole finds a box in his attic marked "Lightning's stuff." After giving it to Jay, since it obviously belonged to his mother even though Cole has no idea how it ended up in his attic, he begins to notice several subtle inconsistencies in Jay's behavior that leave him with an unshakable sense that something...isn't right. And he's going to find out what it is. Even though, apparently, nobody else seems to notice that anything's wrong.

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    Obi Wan falls.

    In a plot to get Anakin Skywalker to join him, Darth Sidious orders Count Dooku to eliminate Obi Wan Kenobi, the one thing keeping Anakin in the light. Instead of killing him, Dooku just destroys every part of himself until the darkness is all he knows.

    It was meant to lure Anakin closer to the darkness.

    What Sidious doesn't realize is Obi Wan and Anakin have always been idiots in love and with that not taken into account, his plan was sure to backfire.

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    The deranged cultists of REVOCS are back, and with four Kamui of unprecendented power at their helm they threaten everything our heroes have built. Can the newly founded Kamui Corps defeat them before they complete their scorched-earth mission for our planet? Can Ryuko and Satsuki unravel the mystery of their continued connection to Ragyo, and each other? Can Nonon prove herself a capable leader of the Kamui Corps? Can Mataro prove himself a worthy addition to their ranks? Will Shiro realize his vision of immortality through the hybrid project? All that and more in this installment of Symbiosis - where we might actaully find out what the name means!

    If you haven't read part one, this will not make much sense without it. You have been warned. I'm told it's pretty good though, so y'know, you might try it.

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    When Parappa town becomes cruder, meaner, and weirder, it has to be in the hands of an idiot who thinks he's funny. Come see the strange crap that will unfold upon Parappa and his friends in this deranged version of Parappa town.

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    “I haven’t been in contact with Jimin for a year,” Yoongi said.
    “I know. But I know you were good friends, and… well, I really didn’t know who else to turn to.”

    Taehyung seemed apologetic and worried. Yoongi sighed. He could already feel that he wasn’t ready for what he was about to hear.

    "I think Jimin is in trouble."

    And this is how Yoongi's life spirals out of control.

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    17/20
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    After failing to kill murder house Michael; Mallory must travel back in time to sojourn era to try again. However; she finds to her horrific discovery that jumping through time repeatedly does not come without its consequences.

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    Yev is nineteen and a sophomore in college. Ian is a librarian at his school, where they meet for the first time. Both Ian and Yev’s father (Mickey), grew up in the South Side of Chicago, but their paths rarely crossed.

    Yev brings them together in a very unique canon divergent way. Clutch the pearls! Yev and Ian have a sexual relationship. Briefly. But this is an alternate universe, so Ian never knew Yev as a kid. Still, if that weirds you out, do not proceed.

    Endgame Gallavich. Trust me on this.

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    Chapters:
    8/14
    Comments:
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    104
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    25
    Hits:
    2010
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    I have no idea what I am doing but I am doing it.
    COMPETITION. Submit who you think should stay at the end.
    Who ever wins gets a FABULOUS PRIZE!

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    3,667
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    6/?
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    Mae comes home from college. But... Why does everything feel so familiar? Like this has all happened before...? As the days go on in Possum Springs and Mae and co. find themselves in more danger, her memories become more vivid.

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    3/?
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