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It all came down to this…! The dashing and unbearably thick hero Jakey Jigglebottom finally carved a path to that vile demon queen with his party! He was once nothing more than a normal dickbait farmboy, but now, he is a dickbait savior of the world!
“We finally have you where we want you, Ms. Villain!” The hero shouted with a flashy pose, clad in the most luxurious armored bikini armor could buy! It barely fit his curves, but oh well!
“I have a NAME, you know!” The demon queen shouted.
“Oh, I’m sorry. What’s your name, then?”
“W-Well.” She sighed, wringing her hands. “It’s– it’s Sherry Villain. I guess my surname actually is ‘villain’, so it works anyway, but you know I just, I just wanted to like… clarify. And stuff. Heh, you know how demon surnames are with how many you slew on the way here!”
“Oh, yes! They’ve got some really colorful and cool names! And yours is just as special, Ms. Villain! Let’s get back to our dramatic battle now, then. Ahem, Ms. Villain, we have you right where we want you!” And he posed again, the pose for some bumfuck reason being an ass-to-grass squat with his sword trapped between his cheeks. “My beloved party, let me handle this dastardly demon all by myself! I need to get revenge for when she was Santa at the mall last year and told my cute little brother that Santa isn’t real!”
After he drew his sword, Hero and Villain charged at one another, ready to put their all into this clash of ideals! The Hero kinda ran pretty loud, though.
!!!CLAP~🍑~CLAP~🍑~CLAP~🍑~CLAP~🍑~CLAP!!!
And pretty suddenly he came to a halt.
“Oh, my! My shoes are untied, that’s no good. Do you mind?” He asked.
“Go ahead, take all the time you need.” Ms. Villain replied, humming as she waited.
“Thank you, Ms. Villain!” Jakey beamed up at her, turning around and bending over to tie his shoes. Although, they were already pretty close, so this had the unintended effect of shoving his PROTAGONIST PLAPCAKES right against her crotch!
He had to wiggle around a lot to get the right angle. These laces were sold to him by some kind of trickster wizard! They gave a lot of protection points, but boy, did they get unlaced a lot!
Wow, the villain sure was SWEATING now! S-She’s gonna get hard at this rate! OH, NO, S-SHE DID!!!
“Eh? What’s poking into me, Ms. Villain? I sure hope it isn’t a THROBBING GIRLDICK that wants to BREED my BOYPUSSY!” Jakey said between WOBBLE-WOBBLEs of his booty.
“Ah, no, noooo!” Her hands waved frantically. “I-I just have a… a… just don’t worry about it!”
“Oh, okay!” He smiled and went back to lacing, hips waving around a little more and making that caged dick pulse against him furiously!
But suddenly— RRRRIIIIPP~! Oh, NO! The bottoms of his armored bikini must have had low durability, because the villain’s TERRIFYING THUMPMEAT made it shatter apart!
“E-EEK!” The hero screamed! “MY BOTTOMS BROKE! Haha, well, I’ll give you that advantage, Ms. Villain! I know that I can win either way!”
“W-Whatever you say!” Holy fuck, her fat DEMONIC HORSECOCK was throbbing so much! At this rate, it was gonna— EXTRA LOUD RRRRIIIIPP~! Nooo, NOOO! N-NOW HER BARE GREASY DONG IS SMACKED DOWN ONTO HIS CHEEKS!
Jakey turned his head around this time, gasping in horror! “M-Ms. Villain!? But… but you told me you DIDN’T have a GHASTLY GIGADICK to ruin my holes with!?”
“I-I GOT NERVOUS, OKAAAY!?” She screamed back. “I DIDN’T T-THINK IT’D JUST CLAW ITS WAY OUT! Uhm, okay, hold on, l-let me fix this! G-Gahh!”
Ms. Villain’s hips bounced and jerked around to try and escape, only to accidentally slam down and PLAP! right into his bubbly boypussy! Oh, no! All it took was one little thrust for her to get all the way in, too, eyes rolling into her skull with a loud MOAN!
“eeEEEKKK, NOOOHH, I-I’M SHORRY! I’M I-INTERRUPTING OUR FATEFUL BATTLE BY ACCIDENTALLY SHEATHING MY DEVILGIRTH INTO YOUR BUTTBLUBBER! I-IT WAS AN ACCIDENT~!!!”
Jakey squeaked quite similarly, bending over a little more and pushing his humpmounds against her groin more firmly! Totally an accident too, of course!
“Nnhh.. OOuGHhhHhhh!!! W-We have to break apart, nyOOWWW~ Y-Your PRE-FOAMING COCKHEAD k-keeps on twitching against my pRROSSTAAAATE~💗”
Hero and Villain desperately tried to pry away from each other, but all they did was fuck each other STUPID in the end! The hero’s cute boycock twitched freely and started spurting already, analring squeezing around the villain’s meat for dear life! At this rate, they’ll never pull apart!
The villain was gonna go insane! Stupid boy and his HEROIC HAUNCHPUDGE basically TWERKING on her dick, balls smacking together during their intense mating! Her cock was already halfway to cumming!
The hero wasn’t exactly in a better position! He squeaked much louder than he had in his entire life, unable to handle how good this BIG BADDIE BUTTBREAKER felt inside of him! H-He was gonna cum a second time any moment now!
“Jusshtt s-stahp moviiing!” Ms. Villain cried. “L-Lemme handle it, w-we gotta do this as soon as possible! BECAUSE IF I CUM…NNGHH~ Y-YOU’LL GET PREGNANT ! MY E-ENCHANTED DICK CAN KNOCK ANYONE UP THROUGH ANY HOLE!”
“G-Gasp!” Jakey gasped with a gasping gasp! “It’d be horrible for my journey to end with me becoming a BOYMOTHER and turned into your OBEDIENT ONAHOLE ! We have to stop this, Ms. Villain, right now!”
“R-Right!” Ms. Villain grabbed him by the hips and tried to pry him off, but– EH!? Her body was moving on its own! Hips pounding forward, hands forcing him back! “ AIieeeEEEHHH! NOOUGHHH!!! W-Why is my lustful body making itself FUCK YOU SENSELESS!? I’m trying to fight my instincts, I swear, K-KEEP STRUGGLING AGAIN! NOOOHHHH, I-I’M GONNA CUM IN THIS BOIHOLE~”
And with Jakey unintentionally TWERKJERKING that cock off, the rams were twice as fierce! A bunch of stat numbers appeared around them, showing off just how much this fucksession was draining out of them!
–1 INT
-3 INT
+4 THROBS
+9 THROBS
–10 INT
–40 INT
+90 LOVE
Their intelligence dropped rapidly, their cocks pulsed like MONSTERS and their love for each other quickly became unbreakable!
Jakey tried to resist this… but it was so hard when he was being BUTTFUCKED at the speed of light and with the entire force of the universe, basically! Ms. Villain had never felt a hole so warm and tight and welcoming in her entire life, and a big creampie was inevitable!
💥🍑~PLAP-PLAP-PLAP-PLAP-PLAP-PLAP-PLAP~🍑💥
“AAAHM S-SHO SOWWWYYY JAKEY, BUT AHM G-GONNA CUHMMM!!!! ” Ms. Villain screamed, hilting her ‘claymore’ deep inside his hole and unloading so much that it came flooding back out immediately! “ OOuHGHHhh B-BY THE NINE HEELSSSHHH, I WUVVH YHEWWW PLEASSHEE LEMME BE YOUR STUDWIFEEYYY! I-I’M ALREADY KNOCKING YOU UP WITH MY UNHOLY BREEDBATTER!!!”
Jakey’s hands were clasped in prayer, whimpering through teary eyes as he came with the villain and happily accepted all her girlsperm in his spunkbank butt! “O-O LORDS IN HEAVEN, P-PLEASE FORGIVE ME F-FOR BECOMING THIS DEVIL’S BITCHY SLUTHUBBY~ M-MAYBE YOU WILL FORGIVE ME FOR SOLVING THIS WAR PEACEFULLY WITH MY DEMON DEFEATING CLAPSHELVES~”
!! CLASS CHANGE !!
⚔ HERO 🛡
HAS TURNED INTO
🍑 BUTTHUBBY 🍑
🍑 BUTTHUBBY 🍑
HAS BEEN INFLICTED WITH THE
💞 BOIPREGGERS ♂
STATUS EFFECT!!!
And hero and villain—or rather, BUTTHUBBY and COCKWIFE—began making out on the spot and resumed their horny duel, the boy pushed into a mating press so his freckled flanks may be brutalized harder. And knock him up with even more bastards.
All while his party watched in utter confusion.
“Did we just win?” The dwarf asked.
“I…I thought I was gonna be his donkeydicked love interest!” A tanned elf tomboy sniffled.
“It’s okay, Elf-chan!” The hero’s healer childhood friend patted her shoulder. “We can rub dicks all day and get married and be gooner lesbians if it makes you feel better~!”
“Unnhhh… ohhkaaayy…” Elf-chan whined and started frotting with her on the spot.
“Well, this fuckin’ blows. I wanted to fight ‘n shit ‘n sacrifice myself to repent for what I’ve done!” Complained a former demon general that defected to the hero’s party. “Hey Dwarfie, let’s go gamble our life’s savings away until our wives divorce us!”
“Never thought I’d gamble my son’s college fund away with a demon.”
“How about gambling your son’s college fund and your daughter’s college fund with a friend ?”
“Aye, I could do that.”
And the final day of the heroes’ journey was a success! Bussies were blown, girldicks were sucked, lesbians gargled each other’s spit and divorces were filed! Maybe the Dwarf and Demon got married too if you want them to be gay.
The end.