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    Zhongli wasn’t exactly sure what to do with his "boyfriend" anymore. Boyfriend wasn’t quite the right word for him nowadays- if anything, Zhongli had a semi-sentient fleshlight.

    After one taste of Zhongli's dick, Childe gets addicted. As in, he feels like he'll literally drop dead if he doesn't have Zhongli's cock in him. They figure out how to make do.

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    12 Sep 2022

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    “You don’t understand. Usually this is the turning point of the episode, but it doesn’t quite feel like an episode anymore.” Abed pauses, trying to find a way to explain what’s happening. It’s similar, perhaps, to when they venture deeper into a genre that requires a voice over. But this isn’t so much a voice over as it is narration. “Ah. Bad news, everyone. I believe today we’ve moved mediums into fanfiction.”

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    08 Mar 2022

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    When Harry Potter unintentionally severs their soulbond before it can fully form, Draco Malfoy resigns himself to a slow death and decides not to burden Harry with a soulmate he's made it very clear he doesn't want.

    He's never been selfless before, but for Harry, he can try.

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    12 Jan 2022

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    In an astounding display of bad decision-making and blatant stupidity from both parties, Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk catfish each other in a MMORPG.

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    14 Dec 2021

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    Lydia looks over her shoulder to look at Derek Hale again, then back to him. “He’s an asshole, you know.”

    “You think I don’t know that?” Stiles is confused, furrowing his brow. “I’ve only spent the last ten years of my life fighting with him.”

    “Yeah, but, I mean, he’s an asshole,” she draws the word out nice and long, as if it takes on a different meaning depending on exactly how she says it. “No one who has ever dated or hooked up with that guy has ever had anything nice to say about him after the fact.”

    “What do I care about that?”

    She looks at him. It’s that all-knowing, all-seeing gaze, like the eye of Mordor. Stiles feels tiny under its wrath, so he looks away and stares down at his beer can, traces the design with his thumb. “I know you, Stiles Stilinski.”

    “Not really. We only dated for, like, five months.”

    With a snort, totally uncharacteristic of her and something she would never do sober, she rolls her eyes. “Gee, I wonder why.”

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    05 Oct 2021

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    i. literally cannot make myself read the sequel because ik i’ll get hooked and stay up all night reading it
    something about the way this is written feels so cathartic and like? natural, ig?