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“Hey, is Julia free tomorrow?”
“Stay the fuck away from my sister.”
You whine in an exaggerated fashion. “C’monnn, I’m not gonna hurt her! I just wanna spend some time with her!”
Your best friend scoffs. “Last time I trusted you alone in her room, I caught you rifling through her underwear drawer.”
“Oops~” You giggle and stick out your tongue. Your bestie laughs in a deadpan tone as she shakes her head. “You really are hopeless, yknow that?”
You ignore her jab at you, musing aloud. “Ashley’s sister is pretty cute, maybe she’d let me hang out with her…”
“You’re literally gonna get arrested some day.” She looks at you in mock disbelief from the corner of her eye while she mindlessly scrolls through her social media feeds. “And when the cops pick you up, you better not mention my name, perv.”
“You’re so mean!” You huff and thump your feet, playing up your feelings like you were doing improv with her. “You know I’d never actually hurt one, I’d just like to admire one up close~!”
“Mmmmhm.” She doesn’t sound convinced. Her hand comes up to flick you on the nose. “Just leave my little sis out of it, lolicon.”
“Fineee, fine…” You giggle a tiny bit at the insult. “…She’s a real cutie, though~”
“You’re so gross.”
“Love ya too, bestie~”