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(15:15) Sooooooooo….
(15:15) I heard u can blow my mind
(15:15) I can blow u right back if u want ;-)
(15:21) Fuck off
(15:21) Leave me alone
(15:22) OK damn. Didn’t mean 2 be rude or wutever, but ur the 1 that put ur number out there (-.-)
(15:22) Like wut did u expect?
(15:25) …what?
(15:25) Ur phone number… on the bathroom wall? :/
(15:26) (Picture Attached)
[Grainy photo of a poorly lit bathroom: on a thoroughly graffitied stall door the words ‘call me if u want ur mind blown’ are written in scratchy purple sharpie under a phone number, his phone number]
(15:28) Fuck
(15:30) Where is it?
(15:30) OH SHIT!!1!
(15:30) Some1 else wrote that!?!? (@o@)
(15:31) Obviously, Sherlock Holmes
(15:31) Who writes their personal information on a bathroom stall for everyone to see?
(15:31) Dude like 4 other peeps in that pic alone
(15:32) Wait no! Dudette??? Dxde? Dawg?
(15:32) Wuts the best gender neutral alt 4 dude!? ┐('～`；)┌
(15:33) I don’t know, and I don’t care
(15:33) Where did you take that picture? I need to take down my number before more people see it.
(15:36) Oh, no worries m8. Already taken care of (^ㅂ^)
(15:36) (Picture Attached)
[The same bathroom door, but a shakier picture: the only remnants of the writing are purple smudges. In its place, the words ‘Peeps who dox have small dix’ next to a drawing of a comically small penis, with a smiley face on it]
(15:38) …
(15:38) Thank you
(15:38) No problemo, comrade! ;-D
(15:38) Doxxing folks is a srsly lame way 2 spend ur free time
(15:40) …what exactly is doxxing?
(15:40) °O°
(15:40) Do I get 2 use my license as a Certified Internet Expert™ 2day!?
(15:41) ?
(15:42) Nothing, im just like ///chronically/// online n my friends never listen when I talk abt this stuff, so I’m like so stoked to share my knowledge with u, dear cantankerous phone stranger
(15:43) You put the effort into spelling out ‘cantankerous’ but insist on using numbers instead of spelling out full words?
(15:43) Yep!
(15:43) Now: Doxxing
(15:45) Grade A dick move in which a peep releases the personal info of another peep 2 the public. Mostly happens online, but im counting this sitch cuz it was totally done with dickheaded intent (=_=)
(15:46) Oh
(15:46) Why are you using all of those symbols at the end of your messages?
(15:49) (≧∇≦)/
(15:49) U spoil me stranger!
(15:49) Okay Certified Internet Lesson™ #2: Emoticons!
(15:49) Oh, joy
(15:49) It 4realz is!!
(15:51) Emoticons r like the prototype version of emojis, but made of symbols that computers could read b4 emojis where like a /thing/
(15:53) Like the little yellow people from the emoji movie?
(15:53) >:O
(15:53) U dont know wut emojis are!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! HOW!? ///Every1/// uses them. My mom uses them! Principal NezDude uses them! Even Dadzawa uses them!1!!!
(15:53) No he fucking doesn’t.
(15:53) Also (and I cannot stress this enough) DADzawa? Why?
(15:54) He’s our unofficial father figure. Most of my class doesn't have good dads homeslice
(15:54) And he totally used the 😀 smiley in an email 1 time. P sure it was an accident but that shiz counts.
(15:54) BUT THATS NOT THE POINT!!!!!
(15:54) U JUST ASKED ME IF EMOJIS ///CAME FROM/// THE EMOJI MOVIE >.<
(15:56) Heathen! Blasphemer! Charlatan!
(15:57) Calm down
(15:57) Jfc I was just fucking with you.
(15:57) Payback for the shit pickup line
(16:00)（ ﾟ Дﾟ)
(16:00) 😱
(16:00) le gasp
(16:00) tbh top 10 anime betrayals
(16:01) How cud u troll me like this dear stranger?!?
(16:01) After all our time 2gether!?
(16:01) Wut abt the children!?!? >:-[
(16:01) I’ve known you less than an hour.
(16:01) Scratch that. I don’t know who tf you are.
(16:02) ...wow
(16:00) I'm shocked
(16:02) heh
(16:02) smh I cant believe u wud forsake all we’ve gone thru 2gether.
(16:02) and after I vandalized skool property 4 u
(16:02) (v.v;)
(16:02) omfg
(16:02) I didn’t ask you to vandalize anything
(16:02) In fact, if scroll up, you’ll see I clearly had the intention of un-vandalizing the stall.
(16:03) Which one was it btw? I want to figure out who did this so I can make sure they don’t do it again.
(16:03) How the turns table. Look whos Sherlock now, holmie
(16:03) Wait!!!
(16:03) Does this mean u knew what doxxing meant the hole time!?!
(16:04) …
(16:07) maybe
(16:07) le gasp part 2!
(16:07) -Electric Boogaloo-
(16:07) :‑O
(16:07) Ur a little shit stirrer aren’t u?
(16:07) Good thing I like em mean
(16:09) I actually try to stay out of other people’s shit as much as physically possible
(16:09) Which is why I need to know who doxxed me before they do it again. I don’t even know how they got my number.
(16:09) Only the teachers have it, and I seriously doubt any of them would write salacious messages about students in public and reveal their private information.
(16:10) Hmm… r u sure?
(16:10) MILFnight has always been p saucy, and Papa Mic is a fellow memelord. Im not 100% sure NezDude isn’t in the mafia. Plus Dadzawa is like the master troll.
(16:10) Rational Deception my ass. That mans is a troll.
(16:14) I’m telling him you said that.
(16:16) NO!!!
(16:16) Please no! I’m 2 pretty 2 die young! >.<
(16:16) U don’t want 2 deprive these halls of my beautiful face everyday. It wud be 2 cruel even 4 u, shit stirrer.
(16:24) I don’t even know who you are, remember?
(16:24) But still tho…
(16:24) Dadzawa seems like he wud have ///connections/// iykwim
(16:24) He wud figure it out
(16:26) Yeah, alright fair
(16:26) He’d definitely think it's funny though.
(16:27) Not from me. He HATES me :,(
(16:27) He does? Why?
(16:29) You aren’t that purple perv, are you?
(16:35) *sigh* no
(16:35) I’m not Mineta
(16:35) I’m just ur generic brand idiot that keeps failing assignments and getting the classic Dadzawa -disappointed stare-
(16:36) I’m familiar
(16:36) To be completely fair, he doesn’t usually bother with the disappointed shtick unless he cares about you a bit.
.(16:36) Pretty sure unimpressed glares are one of his love languages
(16:36) HA!
(16:37) Ur so right XD
(16:37) I’m putting that in the class group chat lmfao ᕕ (ᐛ) ᕗ
(16:39) Before you go off to steal my jokes, would you please tell me where you found that shitty purple vandalism?
(16:45) Oh right yeah. It was in the boys bathroom by class 2A
(16:45) In the stall with the squeaky door and if my attempts 2 dry erase that bitch off were any sign, it was still p fresh
(16:48) Wym dry erase it off
(16:52) O u didn’t know abt that? Yea the alcohol in dry erase markers makes it so u can wipe most permanent marker off stuff.
(16:52) Like my locker in middle skool 4 example
(16:52) Actually no pretend i didn’t say that
(16:57) Don’t worry. I dealt with my fair share of bullshit in middle school.
(16:57) Didn’t even use my locker because people would destroy my things
(16:59) God DAMN homie
(16:59) I’m so sorry
(16:59) Especially bcuz some1 is being a dick 2 u again now
(17:08) To be expected tbh. You get used to it.
(17:08) Hmm do U? Bcuz I tell my friends I’m ok with them calling me stupid n shit but it still kinda hurts on the inside yknow?
(17:14) Lol sorry 2 like feeling dump on u or wutever
(17:28) It's fine
(17:28) I gtg. Tell your friends to stop being dicks to you.