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Best Trio GC
Kugisaki: Yk I love you guys right
Fushiguro: What did you do this time.
Itadori: hey here her out!
Fushiguro: Hear*
Itadori: HEAR HER OUT THEN >:(
Kugisaki: oh Fushi yk me so well
Fushiguro: Don’t call me that. What did you do? Itadori can handle it
Itadori: no pls i dont want to run from the cops again
Kugisaki: THAT was NOT my fault
Fushiguro: “Hey Itadori can you steal me this really nice dress I swear I’ll make it up to you” Sounds like your fault Kugisaki.
Kugisaki: I DIDNT THINK HE’D ACTUALLY DO IT LMAOOO
Itadori: maybe next time you could say “Hey just kitten!” before i go to jail:(
Fushiguro: You didn’t go to jail.
Itadori: I COULDVE
Kugisaki: ok MB!!!! but seriously let me speak now
Itadori: o ya whats up?
Kugisaki: ok so yk Fushiguros super hot cousin that is in my physics class right?
Fushiguro: On account of, shes my cousin, and you constantly ramble about how she so much as blinked in your direction. Then yes we know OF her.
Kugisaki: ok who put dirt in his coffee this morning gAWD
Kugisaki: Anyways Prof. Gojo thought having a group project was a good idea and I thought hearing the collective groans from everyone (and the banana peel being thrown at prof. gojo) would be the highlight of my day BUT GUYS
Itadori: A BANANA PEEL?
Kugisaki: MAKI SAN LITERALLY CAME AND ASKED TO BE MY PARTNER GUYS LIKE ACTUALLY
Fushiguro: Why would she do that, aren’t you failing? Also props to the banana peel thrower.
Kugisaki: ofc im failing duh but that just means THAT SHE LIKES ME
Itadori: thas what it means?
Kugisaki: YEAH DUH WHY ELSE WOULD SHE WALK ALL THE WAY TO ME AND ASK TO BE MY PARTNER?!?!?!?
Itadori: idk to get her steps in
Kugisaki: hilarious.
Fushiguro: I could just ask her if she likes you
Kugisaki: NO WHY WOULD YOUY DO THA
Fushiguro: what?
Kugisaki: DONT DO THAT THEN SHELL KNOW I TALK ABOU HER
Fushiguro: You do though…?
Kugisaki: you’re hopeless. what do you see in him itadori?
Fushiguro: Don’t answer that Yuji.
Itadori: Aw man I had a whole paragraph typed out D:
Kugisaki: throws up
Kugisaki: ok but now what do i do. We didnt even exchange contact info or anything ughhhh
Fushiguro: I have her number?
Itadori: OOU LETS MAKE A GROUPCHAT
Kugisaki: umm no. thats so low of me. Either she asks me or I ask her, then its more romantic 😍
Fushiguro: How does that even work.
Itadori: Don’t you have class tomorrow? ask her then!
Fushiguro: Whats the project on
Kugisaki: so true itadori. and fushi you ask the most BORING questions but if you must know!
Kugisaki: i wasnt paying attention i have absolutely no idea.
Fushiguro: How have you not been kicked out of that class.
Kugisaki: Prof. Gojo must love me
Fushiguro: Or find it amusing how you’re still holding on.
Kugisaki: NUH UH
Itadori: How come you didn’t take his class Gumi?
Fushiguro: I figured if I had to see him at home and at school that I’d go into cardiac arrest.
Itadori: HAHAHA
Itadori: wait. You’re joking right? right..?
Fushiguro: :)
Kugisaki: Okay but I thought a math and science class was mandatory?
Fushiguro: They are. I’m In Prof. Geto’s class though.
Kugisaki: Oh wtf ugh why didnt i do that WHY DIDN TYOU WARN ME
Fushiguro: revenge
Kugisaki: what have I ever done to you to deserve this.
Itadori: Prof. Gojo isnt that bad!
Kugisaki: All he ever talks about is his love life and oversea vacations.
Itadori: and… that sounds like fun!
Kugisaki: NOT WHEN HE GIVES YOU TESTS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PASS
Kugisaki: FUSHI PLS FIND A CHEAT SHEET IN HIS OFFICE OR SOMETHING
Fushiguro: He doesn’t have those. I’m pretty sure he creates the test the night before.
Kugisaki: That monster.