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Obey Me One-Offs

Summary:

Headcanons, scenarios, short oneshots, and other things with the Obey Me boys! Chapters that involve smut are marked with an asterisk (*), and have warnings included in the Notes! :)

Notes:

I've recently gotten back into Skyrim and I've been thinking about how the Obey Me characters would play it. So here we are! I hope there are other Skyrim nerds out there, but if not then I hope you enjoy regardless! :)

Chapter 1: If The Obey Me Boys Played Skyrim

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Lucifer 

  • Plays as a Nord, picks the warrior stone at the beginning and sticks to it.
  • Doesn't want to play but is forced to by Leviathan and Diavolo.
  • Actually pretty good and efficient, and will only complete the main quest line.
  • Has to have the best armor and weapons, so he either stumbles across somehow lucky that way or buys Ebony armor.
  • The only one to actually use a shield.
  • Doesn’t have a follower, he says he doesn’t need the extra help, but does welcome the stray dog as a companion. 
  • And if one more dragon imposes on his time when he’s trying to get stuff done, so help him...

 

Mammon

  • Plays as an Argonian, picks the thief stone and follows the Weaponmaster route, using dual one-handed weapons and has a bow as backup.
  • Naturally gravitates towards the Thieves Guild quests, makes a lotta money ;)
  • Probably has mismatched armor on. Likes Elven gear, it looks all fancy schmancy to him. Starts out with two scimitars. 
  • Actually really likes playing, but hates that he gets spooked so easily in barrows, those draugr are some sneaky bastards! 
  • He has Lydia as a follower she was free and a dog that he bought. 
  • He has stolen a horse or two. 
  • Makes it his mission to own all of the houses in Skyrim. 

 

Leviathan 

  • Plays as a Wood Elf, picks the thief stone as well, but not for the same reasons as Mammon. He just wants to be stealthy, and this stone will help get him there. 
  • Follows the Archer route, he’s surprisingly really good at long distance combat
  • Completes all of the main quests, favors the Dark Brotherhood quests though.
  • Picks lightweight armor to go along with his stealthiness, uses Dragonscale armor, primarily uses Auriel’s Bow, until he gets a Daedric bow.
  • Has Serana as a follower, thinks she’s so OP! 
  • He loves finding the shipwrecks and going through them. 

 

Satan 

  • There’s cat people?! 
  • Obviously plays as a Khajiit and picks the mage stone. Probably follows the Rogue route, mostly using spells and bows. Like Levi, really good at long distance combat.
  • Finds the main quest and the College of Winterhold quests the most fascinating. 
  • Either uses Glass or Elven armor and weapons, not really picky either way.
  • Surprisingly really likes Skyrim, it’s like something he’d read from a fantasy novel.
  • Picks up any books he finds, the sheer amount weighs him down the most. 
  • Actually reads them.
  • All the shelves of the houses he owns are full of books. 
  • The first time he goes to Solstheim, he rages. It’s outrageously hard and he is very underprepared.

 

Asmodeus

  • Plays as a High Elf and picks the mage stone, though it really doesn’t matter. 
  • Does not fight, but likes exploring.
  • None of the quests get done, unless they are small side quests and he doesn’t actually have to fight. 
  • Picks any flowers and other ingredients he finds.
  • Loves the medieval aesthetic though. 
  • If he does get a house, he will adopt the children that live on the streets, almost riots when he can’t adopt all of them.
  • Also wears the Amulet of Mara everywhere he goes only to be flirted with by the NPCs.

 

Beelzebub

  • Plays as an Orc, picks the warrior stone. He doesn’t really follow any set route, just kinda does what he feels like. 
  • Beel’s just here for a good time. 
  • Really like the Companions quests, loves the familial vibe of it :’)
  • If he can, he will adopt the little girl in Whiterun, he feels so sorry for her. 
  • Will also adopt the stray dog if it comes around, but has no followers otherwise.
  • He's is really good at hunting and fishing in the game.
  • Thinks the food looks so good, def orders a Skyrim cookbook so that someone will make him some of the food from the game. 

 

Belphegor

  • Plays as a Dark Elf and picks the mage stone. He plays as a Battlemage and uses an Orcish dagger with an immobilization enchantment.
  • He’s really good at enchanting, and enchants everything himself.
  • Sticks with the Nightingale armor, it looks cool and edgy. It has good perks too.  
  • Not really picky with the quests, he just does them.
  • He does like the Dark Brotherhood quests though. Absolutely loves Shadowmere.
  • Likes to have a companion who's good at close combat, not really picky there either, probably picks Uthgerd from the inn in Whiterun. 
  • Lives to mock and make fun of the guards.

 

Diavolo

  • Plays as an Orc and picks the warrior stone. Switches between the Warrior and Berserker routes. 
  • Favors two-handed weapons, and thinks the Orcish armor is cool. Hopeless with bows though :/
  • He’s excited to play!
  • It will take him a second to adjust to the game's controls, but once he gets the hang of it, there’s no stopping him. 
  • Has a follower, a husky, and an armored troll through the Dawnguard quests. 
  • It’s definitely his favorite quest line too. 
  • He often gets sidetracked with quests, most of them go unfinished. 
  • There’s just so much to see and do.

 

Barbatos

  • Plays as a High Elf, and picks the mage stone. Goes between the Mage and Archer routes. 
  • Not picky about the armor he wears, but gets really lucky in his exploration. Like enchanted Glass armor and weapons.
  • Only playing at Diavolo’s request. 
  • Like Lucifer, he’s highly efficient, does not mess around. 
  • Absolutely brutal, “fuck around and find out” kind of guy. 
  • No followers for Barb, likes to do things alone. He only does the main quest line. 
  • He did do a few Daedric quests and really liked those.  

 

Simeon 

  • Plays as a Khajiit, mostly cause he’s never heard of such a thing and finds it charming. Picks the mage stone. It really DOES NOT matter for Simeon.
  • Struggling™
  • Barely makes it out of Helgen, how do you expect him to play the rest of the game? 
  • Beyond doing actual quests, he really likes the scenery, and likes to just wander. 
  • Wandering does sometimes lead to problematic situations, and Simeon cannot for the life of him remember what button to use to bring out his weapon. 
  • Death is pretty inevitable, but from exploring, he has thought of some cool story concepts, so it’s not a complete loss. 
  • Simeon always buys the flowers from the orphan girl in Windhelm, when he figures out how to get there. 

 

Luke 

  • Plays as an Imperial, they seem strong! Naturally picks the warrior stone, and tries to stick with that route. 
  • Uses Leather armor and has a simple steel sword.
  • Easily spooked as he plays the game. No one told him about giant spiders and the dead coming back to life! 
  • No he’s not scared, he’s just concerned, who thought of all these horrible creatures? 
  • Scared.
  • Simeon has to supervise, so that Luke doesn’t get too nervous. 
  • Mostly does small side quests to get a taste of the game.
  • He also promised Beel that he would try to recreate the sweet rolls. 

 

Solomon

  • Plays as a Breton, picks the mage stone. Goes between the Spellsword and Necromancer route. 
  • Just uses any armor and weapons he comes across, but fancies the Glass weapons. Also wears the mage robes quite often.
  • Favors the Daedric and College quests. He likes the staffs he gets from the Daedric quests.
  • Loves to just wander and explore, really good at potion making and enchanting. 
  • Has Cicero as his follower, vibes with his energy. Both are chaotic menaces.
  • Makes it his goal to collect every shout in the game. 
  • Is probably a vampire. 

 

Bonus

  • Belphie, Levi, and Solomon all compete to see who has the most bunnies slaughtered. 
  • When Mammon is going through a dungeon, one of the brothers will sneak up on him and scare him as something pops up on the screen. All of them have done this at least once. 
  • Luke often goes to Levi to ask for tips and advice, which often ends up with them gaming together. Luke doesn’t feel as nervous playing if Levi is with him. 
  • When either Lucifer and Barbatos play, Diavolo sits with them and watches. He’s kind of a helicopter viewer, pointing out that they should’ve done that a different way, or they missed something in the last room, which is usually worthless. He just wants to help. 
  • Levi, Lucifer, and Barbatos are the only ones to successfully kill a giant.
  • Solomon, Belphie, Satan, Lucifer, and Barbatos are all vampires, either accidentally or on purpose.
  • Mammon, Levi, Beel, and Diavolo are werewolves.