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Diluc’s pregnant???!!!

Summary:

Diluc finds out he’s pregnant with Shrek’s child
😱😱😱

Notes:

Cursed Genshin fanfics seem to get popular on TikTok so I want to have a go to see if mine could get popular

Chapter Text

Diluc’s hands shook out of fear as he held the pregnancy test.
It’s positive….
Was he reading it right?
There was no way in hell he could be pregnant.
He was a man after all.

“maybe I should try another one”
He thought to himself.
As he got up from the toilet seat he heard the entrance door to the winery open.
“Diluc are here?”
he heard that familiar sexy voice call out.
The voice of his lover Shrek.
“yes Shrek darling I’m here”
he called out when he got out of the bathroom.
A few second later his attractive green lover appeared right in front of his red crimson eyes.
“Diluc sweetheart how are ya?”
Shrek walked up to him and gave his husband a kiss.
“hey….”
Diluc spoke quickly.
“babe what’s wrong?”
Shrek looked at him with a very concerned look on his face.
He eyes sooner wondered to Diluc’s hands and he saw the pregnant test.
Shrek gasped.
Diluc knew why and hid the test behind his back.
“D-Diluc are you?”
The red haired gulped and slowly revealed the test to Shrek.
“it’s positive….”
Diluc nodded.
Shrek couldn’t believe what he was hearing.
His husband pregnant?!!!
He thought he wouldn’t have to deal with kids again after his bitch of a Ex wife Fiona who refuses to let him see his children.
But hey, this could be a chance to be a parent again to make up for that.

“Diluc this is…WONDERFUL NEWS!!!”
Diluc looked at the green man shocked.
Shrek picked him up and hugged the man.
“I’m gonna be a father again”
Diluc simply gave him a warm smile.
“I’m glad you’re happy with the news babe”
He nuzzled his nose into Shrek’s a blush to appear on the green man’s cheeks.
“I love you Diluc”
“I love Shrek”
The two stared at each other dazed as their lips kept moving closer and closer until…
The two stared to smooch.
Diluc could taste the onion on Shrek’s breath.
While Shrek tasted grape on Diluc’s
The two soon pulled away and just gazed into each other's eyes as night time slowly falls and they said they loved each other one more time.