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    It's basically Voltron but Lance and Keith already know each other. Pretty well.

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    Meet Hayden. He's new to the Kpop world and Korea. His parents thought it would be a fantastic idea to drop him off in a new world, away from everything he's ever known so that they could go and travel the world. How great. He's been left with some family friends, who turn out to be the parents of Kim Taehyung.

    Meet BTS, somehow they end up being the babysitters of Hayden and it's all probably Taehyung's fault.

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    Do Kyungsoo desperately wants a new job. Fortunately, he learns that Kim Jongin's looking for a new recpetionist for his posh hotel. Unfortunately, he ended up working as something else.

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    TRACER: wow this went from bad to bloody horrible in a matter of seconds

    WINSTON: what a surprise

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    Based on a prompt list I've found on Tumblr! I'll mark each day with the challenge of the day.

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    5 times Juno and Peter argued, +1 time they didn't

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    Mabel loves her brother, even if he has a 7-year-gap in his memories and now lives at the Botanic Gardens Research Centre as the place's resident Botanist and CEO. But she also loves her life as Miss Mystery, the [confirmed] daughter of Madame Starlight and relative of The Mystery Men; Dr and Mr Mystery!
    However, alongside their great foe, OmniEye, there appears Nighshade, a mysterious person unknown of any information but the areas - and people - they've attacked. Trying to find out information on him is about as bad as trying to deal with the complicated relationship that is the Ice Maiden and Miss Mystery, along with Mabel Pines and Pacifica Northwest....

    Meanwhile, Dipper's a seemingly-oblivious and innocent 20-year-old just wanting to live in his Gardens in peace, despite the constant urgings from faithful friend, Tyrone and then the soft tones of the town's Lawyer Of Truth wishing for him to at least try and enjoy the City life or visit his family more...
    ...But that 7-year-gap is starting to return, and only one person can help in his efforts to Survive...

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    Kumiko meets a strange woman in a Café at midnight.

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    (Loosely based off a prompt: Character A and B live in apartments next to each other. Their bedrooms are on the opposite side of very thin walls and one night A hears B crying)

    Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson had always been at each other's throats.

    Until they weren't.

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    The one where namjoon and yoongi fell for each other through flowers and pretty markings

    Or

    Namjoon owns a flower shop and yoongi owns the tattoo parlor right across from it. Yoongi is pinning so hard he buys a single daisy every day from namjoon because he heard they were his favorite, and namjoon thinks that yoongi is sweet buying flowers everyday for his girlfriend.

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    Jashin was a "concept" created by Hidan to escape his fearful and troubled past. As a wandering teen, Hidan met Ino. They met often until the "disaster" occurred. Will they ever meet again?

    *In this Fic Hidan is an exceptional Ninjutsu user, has a great Chakra control and is known for his water techniques.*

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    K so I wrote this by hand back in somewhere between 2012 and 2014. Don't ask. Please. This was a crazy phase I went through and I just- this was legit my first fanfiction. Please don't run away. I'm legit when I say I pretty much regret this shit.

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    Sometimes things don't always go to plan, sometimes people end up shot, and sometimes people get the cops called on them because they went to the fucking park.

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    Between the skating seasons, a snowstorm in St. Petersburg brings within the memories of events hard to be forgotten. Victor Nikiforov returns to nuances of his past, unable to hide the truth as he used to. Yuuri, his former fianceé and now husband, will do anything to put an end to his suffering, having to deal with certain unforeseen events along the way... Finding out is one of them, but it's just the peak of the iceberg.

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    6/?
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    "Dude, Halloween is just an excuse to rock ass-naked lingerie level costumes and wear heels as a grown ass man. Of course i'm gonna take it."

    AKA: Arthur has a weird thing about sexy halloween outfits and nobody can stop this lost sassy child from seducing a fully grown man

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    He knew it when he first laid his eyes upon that innocent, smiling form...

    Aizawa Shouta knew that Midoriya Izuku would be his, no matter what the cost...

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    Spongebob Squarepants was just a fry cook, that was until he met Squidward Tentacles. What will happen when the two embark on a journey of angst, love, and a daddy kink?

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    He hated Mario. No questions about it. There was not a single doubt in Bowser's mind. He was stubborn, obnoxiously good-hearted, and always, CONSISTENTLY getting in his way.

    However, as it turns out, while he hates Mario, he seriously can't bring himself to kill him.

     

    Now that's a bit of a problem, isn't it?

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    He doesn't hate Bowser. He has a healthy dislike of him, but that's almost to be expected from Mario, his arch-nemesis by all accounts. He's stubborn, obnoxiously loud, and always, CONSISTENTLY making things difficult for both the peaceful kingdom he protects and himself.

    However, as it turns out, his healthy dislike in place of hatred might have caused him to slip up this last battle.

    ...whoops?

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    Years go by as team members part with each other.

    What will happen when the current third years leave?

    They would rival Powerhouse schools from across the nation.

    They would rival each other.

    But will they stay strong without their Senpai's guidance?

    Karasuno High, known as the Fallen Crows that has risen again.

    Join their journey on keeping the team strong, and see them as they meet with their pasts all over again.

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    "Lance get to your lion." Keith's voice echoes through the comms. " D-don't do this. Now get to your lion. Now."
    "Sorry but they want me. Love you guys" Lance whispers into his helmet before gently setting it on the ground. His teammates can be heard yelling his name, "Lance you s-son of a bitch get your but back here!" "L-lance..." "Lance Emeterio Alejándro McClain!"
    Lance winces at that one and readies his Bayard.
    O~~~~~~~~~~O
    Or lance leaves team voltron to find his alien mom and some past and how voltron copes with Lance's temporary leave

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