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Joseph sighed in frustration as he pulled down the front of his dress, the lacy ruffles and petticoat had been riding up all day. The lacy underwear was also causing particular problems but he apparently just had to wear them because “they were apart of the outfit”. He groaned under his breath before slapping his cheeks and steeling his face. He only had to be here for a couple more hours then he would get paid for the work he was being forced to do, well partially forced to do. Just that morning Xie had awoken him frantically, explaining that Eli had called in sick to work and that they were already chronically understaffed. So, of course, Joseph had to be there for his boyfriends and help them with their business even if he didn’t really want to.
A customer cleared his throat in front of him, and his gaze snapped up with a precipitous smile plastered on his face like poisoned honey.
“Yes?” Joseph asked with the sweetest voice he could muster and an annoyed twitch to his eye.
The customer was dressed in nondescript clothing, and seemed to have an impudent expression as his eyes raked Joseph’s form.
“You on the menu?” The man chuckled as he tried to get a peak under Joseph’s skirt. Joseph’s eye twitched as he proclaimed in his best customer service voice, “No. <3” Joseph tried to keep his smile plastered to his face as he thought about all the ways he could give this man food poisoning.
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Fan Wujiu’s eyes appraised the back of Joseph’s thighs, appreciative of the black thigh high’s the Frenchman had donned. His gaze trailed up his back, taking in the way the outfit’s socks hugged the meat of his thighs and the skirt barely covered his perky ass. Fan wanted to take a bite out of that. He bemoaned over his current state, having to deal with one of his boyfriend’s dressed scantily at his place of work - even if they had spent the entire previous night copulating - was truly testing his patience. He nibbled at his lip and subtly adjusted his pants as he dragged his gaze away from Joseph. He and Xie would certainly need to have a little talk after today, as he didn’t like the knowledge that others could see Joseph in such a getup.
Fan leaned over the counter and gritted his teeth as he watched Joseph get hit on by a customer. His palms dug into the polished wooden surface as he secured the register before pocketing the key. He marched over to the white haired man and wrapped his arm around Joseph’s waist.
“Xie needs your help in the back, something about needing more hands to sort the morning delivery.”
Joseph turned his forced smile to Fan and gave a grateful nod before walking towards the back while holding the back of his skirt down.
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Fan should’ve seen their current predicament from a mile away. How could they ever put their extremely gorgeous Joseph out on the floor in a maid outfit? The Frenchman's beauty was truly beyond compare. There was no way he was not going to be hit on.
Their aforementioned Joseph currently had tears streaking down his face as he choked around Fan’s cock. Fan gripped onto Joseph’s hair and tried to stabilize himself as pleasure coursed through his body. Joseph kneeled before him, his face tilted upwards as his eyes gazed adoringly into Fan’s. Xie walks into the back room and gets a face full of Joseph’s ass and Fan’s dick as his two boyfriend’s paused their lovemaking. Joseph coyly popped his mouth off of Fan’s dick, quickly placing his hand where he once was to free his face to turn towards Xie. Fan started chuckling at the situation until Joey started rubbing him off again which effectively distracted him from the humor of the moment.
“Fuck, Joseph… You’re such a good slut.” Fan moaned as his schlong was stroked. His head fell back as he let out a soft moan to match Joseph’s loud whines.
Xie’s mouth hung open as he leaned back against the door, immediately closing it behind himself and locking it.
“Aw, Fan. I can’t believe you two started without me.” Xie smirked and began to stride towards his two lovers. He stretched his hand outwards to gently take some of Joseph’s hair into his palm. Joseph looked at him with a look of surprise and arousal before leaning back into the hair pull and sticking his tongue out. Xie met him with a passionate kiss, feeling Joseph grin into their exchange. Xie forced his tongue into Joe’s mouth and smirked at finding the taste of Fan’s precum on his tongue.
“Be a good boy and help me too Joseph?” Xie pouted and motioned to his erect cock large bulge with his eyes.
“Of course Master~” Joseph purred as he moved to give Xie’s crotch attention. He nuzzled his bulgie wulgie before going to pull down his zipper with his front teeth. Fan lightly continues stroking his rooster while he watches Joey take Xie’s full length. Joseph’s eyes fluttered shut as he focused all of his attention on pleasing Xie. Mr. Bian leaned back as he let Joe deepthroat his massive Sim Jlim.
“I’m so glad that maid dress fits you, you look positively enrapturing.” Xie cooed and petted Joey’s head. Joesephie’s shallow noises were quickly cut short by Fan seizing him around his neck. The french man was pulled from his activity and made to return his attention to Fan.
Joseph’s mouth popped off of Xie’s Sim Jlim as he turned to take Fan into his mouth. Xie got to his feet as Joseph returned to his ministrations on Fan’s pecker.
Xie could feel himself growing close as they continued, and felt fully pulled in by the beautiful scene in front of him. He went to Fan’s side and started jerking his cock off aiming for Jo Jo’s Strange Escapade’s cheek.
Joseph choked as Fan came, swallowing. Xie followed quickly behind with his release, his cum hitting Joey’s cheek and dripping down his face. Joseph would never admit it to the other two but the underwear he wore under the skirt was now also smeared with his seed.
“Hey! Turns out I actually could come in today- OH MY LORD.” Eli stared in absolute disbelief at what he was seeing but was also not surprised since these three have nothing but two horny brain cells, collectively.
“Uh… who was our HR guy again?”