Queer Eye for the Hunter Guy

by MashiarasDream

Summary:

They are semi-retired, no assassinations attempts, no angelic or demonic possessions in a while. But Dean is still gloomy and he’s also still not asking Cas out, and Sam’s just had it. He could try to talk some sense into Dean of course, but that’s never worked all that well. So instead, he does something drastic: He nominates Dean for the fabled Queer Eye makeover. Needless to say that the Fab 5 have their work cut out for them.

Notes:

Oh man, people, this may have been my favorite fic to write ever. It was just so much FUN. I hope you enjoy it, too!

Thank you to tinnydandelion for brainstorming, title art and betaing!
Thank you to heartsandthumbs for betaing!

Chapter 1: Entry Interview Sam Winchester

OFF-CAMERA: So, Sam, can you tell us a little bit about your brother and why you nominated him?

SAM: Umm, he’s not gonna see this until after the week is over, right?

OFF-CAMERA: No worries, you can say whatever you want to say.

SAM: Okay. Okay. Well, my brother. My brother is an amazing person and he has like, literally saved the world more than once. But he’s also the biggest idiot on the planet? I’ve tried for years to hammer this into his brain but he just doesn’t believe that he deserves good things to happen to him. So he drowns all his feelings and pretends that he doesn’t have them. Only, they’re like, leaking out at every corner? I mean, you’re gonna meet Cas, you’re gonna see what I mean. In any case, it’s become unsustainable. And not only for him, for the rest of us as well. Something needs to be done.

OFF-CAMERA: So what do you hope for for this week?

SAM: Frankly? That Dean finally gets his shit together. That he sees that it’s okay to - you know, not even be out and proud - but that if you love someone that it’s okay to tell them that. And to, you know, show the world who you are? Yeah. That. That’s what I hope for. Oh, and that he doesn’t kill me for doing this. I hope that, too.