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    Could Antoni and Jonathan's fake relationship possibly be something more?

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    (Aughhh, this is so so far from my usual, but it got in my head, and I needed to get it out. Sorry.)

    Antoni is off the wagon, waking up after passing out drunk. Tan is the only one he wants -- and the only one who can -- help him. Tan is his usual sweet self (but not without snark, of course).

    Paired with Bastille's 'Joy' to round out the flavor profile.

    Antoni POV.

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    On this episode: the Fab 5 (or an approximation thereof) help a recently unemployed angel and demon find themselves outside of work, and get them spiffed up for a very special day.

    (Or: local Antichrist decides that Aziraphale and Crowley could use the Queer Eye treatment, and acts unilaterally.)

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    George Michael-Food and wine expert
    Freddie Mercury-Culture and lifestyle expert
    David Bowie-Fashion expert
    Rik Mayall-Grooming expert

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    When James dies unexpectedly, he finds himself in a world designed for his dirty mind.

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    The Fab 5 get an unusual request to see to five different Heroes (for a given value of the word) who look oddly similar...

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    This week, the fab five are helping firefighter Evan Buckley get his life together.

    Or maybe just be less of a disaster. Keep your goals manageable.

    (AKA everyone just wants Buck to care about himself as much as he cares about them.)

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    Meet the Spectacular Seven, seven gay Korean men who travel around South Korea (and eventually the world) to help people gain confidence in themselves through a total life makeover.

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    Patrick needs a little help coming out to his parents, and Stevie decides that Jonathan Van Ness, Karamo Brown, Antoni Porowski, Bobby Berk, and David Rose are the help he needs.

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    The fab five sort out post war Harry. That’s it. That’s the summary.

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    The Fab 5 gracefully arrange themselves on the couch, looking so drastically out of place between the case files and newspapers and general junk Sherlock keeps laying around that John has to fight the urge to giggle hysterically.
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    John's a loveable mess and the Fab 5 help him out.

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    au where jisung is a mess, and his friends decide to nominate him for queer eye korea to sort his life out.

    little does he know that when lee minho bursts through the door - fashionable, gay and very flirty - his life (and his sexuality) will never be the same.

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    "I think this will be a challenge for all of us," Bobby says. "This family’s a real fucking mess." A chorus of agreement meets his ears.

    "Are we up for it?" Antoni asks, turning toward them all again with a dopey smile. "Are we going to take the Umbrella Academy to school?" As if on reflex now, they all cheer.

    "My god, who writes this copy?" Bobby mutters.

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    Captain Holt, upon watching Netflix's Queer Eye for the first time, decides to nominate his detective Jake Peralta, figuring it'll be good publicity for the NYPD.

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    //Am I broken?
    Am I flawed?
    Do I deserve a shred of worth or am I just another fake, fucked up lost cause?
    And am I human?
    Or am I something else?
    'Cus I'm so scared and there's no one there to save me from the nightmare that I call myself.//

     

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    That's how he felt
    He just couldn't say it
    Will his friends find out?
    He needs help
    But most of all protection

     

     

    =======================================
    (I'm really nervous and couldn't come up with a good summary so it will be edited later on. Please take a look for me and I'll bless you.)

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    Season 4, Episode 6 - "Polishing a Silver Fox"
    Greg is a 49-year-old divorcee and father of one. An overworked cop, he has exhausted his physical and emotional resources looking after the other people in his life to his own detriment. He is tired, his flat is empty, his wardrobe is straight off the M&S rack, and lunch is from Pret. Tan works some classic pieces into Greg's closet as Bobby helps build him a home. Can Greg accept the helping hands and devotion of his friends and family to shake off habitual grayness and loneliness of his premature social retirement?

    Series
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    Three years after Bruce Banner's first appearance on Queer Eye, the Fab Five are back for a very special follow-up episode in honor of Bruce's engagement to Tony Stark. Bruce and Tony are happy to have help with all the tough choices ahead of them: suits to pick out, cakes to taste, and of course, finding a plus-one for Thor.

    Series
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    THEY ARE CUTE TOGETHER FUCKING LET ME HAVE THIS

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    “if you ever,” tan rears up, between several hitched breaths, “use the words ‘camo’ or ‘thrice’ while inside of me ever again, i will strangle you in your sl—“

    antoni cuts him off with another snap of his hips.

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    A centuries-old New Zealand vampire reboots his life - and gets over his long lost love - just in time to hit the ultimate supernatural party.

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